Originally posted by garyhoov
Here's another nifty, time-saving idea I picked up in "Martha Stewart Living": Next time you're at the deli-counter, don't pull the number out of the dispenser . . . pull one of the discarded ones out of the plastic cup and then say: "Hey! What happened to {insert number here}. You never called {insert number here}.
disclaimer: this is a poor attempt at humor, and no such suggestion has ever appeared in "Martha Stewart Living" (as far as the author knows). In fact, the author has never read "Martha Stewart Living", and for all he knows it's a fine, upstanding publication. Let it also be noted that, truth be told, the author is a bit frightened of Ms. Stewart and probably never should have posted this at all. :zipit: