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Look, I know everything. Number of people infected, morbidity rate, amount of under and over reporting by country, state, county, parish, city, town, province, territory, region of interest, etc. how to reopen the economy safely, what's wrong with each of the 17 vaccines being currently...

Nothing is apolitical. For example, I might type, "I think your politics is stupid" or "your favorite politcal person (more commonly known as a doo doo head) is stupid" and everyone is all like, "you're being so judgmental, you snowflake, dunderhead." A HUGE overreaction. All I really meant is...

Screw commas. 1e3 1e6 1e9

So, quick unrelated story that has some entertainment value, but is quite gross. When I was an undergrad, this one guy thought it was the height of hilarity to throw poopy toilet paper over the divider and into a neighbor's stall. He oftentimes didn't note who was in the adjacent stalls. This...

Its sad if they can't move around and whatnot. I know that many of the animatronics like to take advantage of socialization time which, at best, is a couple of early morning hours. Now, they have the possibility of day time gatherings in some instances. To think that the "masters" have taken...

The rice cream and school bread at the bakery in Norway.

The die has already been cast for the near term. With the lack of construction Disney has chosen. Universal on the other hand has decided that this time could be used to build and freshen up -...

Robert Alan Epcot's park is opening last, eh? It really does make one wonder. When you look at Walt's out of wedlock children (Joe Kingdom, Phyllis Studios, and Robert) it lends credence to the theory espoused in Melanie Sedgewick's 1987 discredited, best seller that Robert was indeed the black...

The rules are so arbitrary. I got in trouble for being “double safe”. I was wearing a helmet with face mask. *sigh*

I think DFL (Disneyland Florida) will be open the day they let guests (known as “visitors” by Disneyphiles) in for the routine financial fleecing the company is renown for.

PSA all the way. I say we do a free form rap. I'll beat box for you.

You can compensate with the rest of the ensemble. Mask, latex gloves, Motley Crue tank top, speedos, and my classy brown leather flip flops. So my medical gear is warm, but I've got lots of aeration spots as I think of them on the rest of my skin. I'll probably be sporting a fannypack too or...

Just a few people if it’s me and my buddies dropping G Dubs and Honest Abes all over the world.

Festive headgear. Problem solved.

The servers will all be wearing their super tight, "I survived Covid-19 in 2020 tees" to assure you of their vitality. We will find in this new environment that the young and beautiful will reap rewards as "the employables" while old people like me will be "at risk" and eventually wind up...

I dunno. I like the idea of long lines actually being long.

I'm very familiar with the CYA idea. The things at work that could kill or injure me are a) radiation, b) flame, c) high voltage...a bit of a misnomer, there has to be current to but you get the idea, d) asphyxiation...in a small area with a liquid nitrogen dewar that could go at any moment or...

I may do a trip report. Just thought I’d kind of advertise in this incredibly popular thread. Weird thread. Can’t figure out what’s going on.

Back from my trip. Incredibly weird. Magic band never worked quite right, but the cute little Mickey head scanners never did anything. I've never had to run so many rides myself and prepare my own meals in eateries. Plus, some places only had things like corn meal available when I peeked in the...

I figure some kind of hunger games scenario. 100,000-200,000 of us pay top dollar and spend a week trying to kill each other while surviving. Then, the 5,000-10,000 (don't pin me down on numbers some smarty pants will have to figure out the details) of us who make it will get to enjoy the parks...