Recent content by Dapper Dan

I disagree that the ride needs a black human narrator in order for the stories to be African-American folklore. Robin Hood didn't stop being an English folktale when the cast were animals and most of the voices were American.

That doesn't make any sense. Black people didn't tell Uncle Remus stories, they told Brother Rabbit stories. Remus is just the narrator created by the white author that appropriated the tales. In the ride, the narrator is clearly Brother Frog, voiced by James Avery, who is black.

That's what I was thinking, replacing a ride about African-American folklore with another European fairytale. Disney is the wokest!

The setting of an attraction typically is more specific than that of an entire land. So, while a land's setting might be "turn of the century small town America" an attraction in that land could be set in a Duluth, Iowa 1908 and still fit the theme. Really you can do whatever you want as long...

I wonder how much The Walt Disney Company paid for this ad.

It depends on how observant cast members are. If one is paying attention and cares enough, they can ask you to change or leave. You might not want to wear them anyway because if the ground is wet it will ruin your bunnies in a hurry. If it seems like I'm speaking from experience, it's only...

They are auctioning chickens, which are women, but now it's even more offensive because I don't know if those chickens were raised in cages or free range. I'm vegan so the idea that these pirates are selling these innocent birds presumably to eat them is morally repugnant to me. The redhead (who...

Engineers aren't scientists? How do they engineer things without science?

They should take a cue from their movie studio strategy and do a live action remake of the original that everyone seemed to like.

I can't decide which is worse, the Eisner era straight to video sequels, or the Iger era live action remakes.

I don't know why they don't put the "it's always some sort of festival" center in one of the Communicore buildings, and let the old Life pavilion be a real pavilion again.

This was more of a response to J.J. Abrams' lazy writing for The Force Awakens. Abrams tried to disguise underdeveloped characters and events as deep mysteries to be uncovered later. Since he wasn't supposed to direct any of the later films, it meant someone else would figure out what he was...

I heard it's being moved to Epcot and turning into some sort of biology ride.

In the winter I mix my cocoa with Godiva White Chocolate liquer and Rumple Minze. It's pretty great.