Jokes Actually Heard at Monsters Inc Laugh Floor

[Goofyque']

My favorite from MLF:

What did one snowman say to the other snowman?



Do you smell carrots?:ROFLOL:

 

[joanna71985]

Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells?



Because the D shells are too big.

Why is Pinocchio's nose 11 inches?

Because otherwise it would be a foot


Why does Peter Pan fly?

Cause he can never never land

:ROFLOL::ROFLOL: I love these!!

 

[lunalovegoddess]

Our son sent in this one:

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Give up?



Because chickens hadn't evolved yet!

 

[DonaldDoleWhip]

I had my joke read out loud (I guess it was picked because it was on a P&P night):
*Why does Cinderella stink at baseball?

*Because she has a pumpkin for a coach, and she runs from the ball.

That was your joke?

Well, I guess Disney liked it. Because I heard it once on 1/21 and twice on 1/22.

 

[aka_emilicious]

Why does Peter Pan fly?

Cause he can never never land

That's the joke I sent in!

 

[sublimesting]

The DW's got used, she was so happy:

What do you get when you turn your nose inside out?
Fingerprints.:ROFLOL::ROFLOL::ROFLOL::ROFLOL::ROFLOL:

Seriously folks:lookaroun

 

[TheKeeler7]

My son's joke got used:

Why did the girl eat her homework?


Because her teacher said it was a piece of cake...

 

[sillyspook13]

My joke was used:

What did Snow White say when she took her film to have it developed?

Someday my prints will come!

 

[haveyoumetmark]

Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells?






Because the D shells are too big.

My joke was used:

What did Snow White say when she took her film to have it developed?

Someday my prints will come!

This has nothing to do with MILF, but these are too, too funny. They are so clever!

 

[hollywood<3]

I submitted "what's brown and sounds like a bell? .......DUNG!"

omg. Python flashback! One of my favorite sketches:ROFLOL:
From my grad-night last year, my friend sent it in.
"Knock knock!" "Who's There?" "Britney Spears!" "Britney Spears who?"
"Knock knock!" "Who's There?" "Britney Spears!" "Britney Spears who?"

"Oops! I did it again!!":hammer:

We had strange humor in high school...:lookaroun

 

[Phonedave]

My oldest sent this in and they used it.

What happend when the elephant sat on the grape ?


It let out a little wine




Get it ?

-dave