Jokes Actually Heard at Monsters Inc Laugh Floor

[RiversideBunny]

Only rule for posting:
Must have actually heard it at Monsters Inc Laugh Floor

Here's one from last December:

"A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop."

Ka ching -

 

[emmersandjack]

I can't believe I actually had to read that more than once to get it....Boy am I thick or what????:lol:

 

[ann0d]

This one was asked to my son! It was cool because they picked him, he was thrilled.

Why did five eat six?


Cuz seven ate nine!

 

[Pooh'sBuddy]

I can't believe I actually had to read that more than once to get it....Boy am I thick or what????:lol:

So did I. :ROFLOL: No aggie jokes, please.

 

[Krimedog]

Did you know you can name the capital of any country?


Whats the Capital of Yugoslavia?




























Y


haha i liked that one

 

[Fun2BFree]

Why do I have the sudden realization that life isn't worth living anymore? :lookaroun#

MLF jokes: DO NOT WANT!

 

[dandaman]

Did you know you can name the capital of any country?

Djibouti and Qatar might be tough though. :lookaroun

 

[joanna71985]

I had my joke read out loud (I guess it was picked because it was on a P&P night):
*Why does Cinderella stink at baseball?

*Because she has a pumpkin for a coach, and she runs from the ball.

 

[Craig & Lisa]

My joke was, What do you call a boomarang that doesn't come back.......... a stick

 

[ConstanceIrene]

My daughter sent in a joke while we were on line and they used it in the show.


"Why did the cookie go to the doctor?"

"It was feeling crummy."

 

[imagineer boy]

Monsters: Hey folks, is this attraction bad or what?

Audience: How bad is it?!

Monsters: Um... really bad.

 

[Dskipper]

do you know why eeyore is always sad....
because he's always playing with pooh


you know why eeyore was looking in the toilet...
because he was looking for pooh.

from my jungle skiper jokes. hehe

you know why peter pan always flies,
never never land.

oh i got tons, but im sure thats all you want to hear.

 

[EpcotServo]

Monsters: Hey folks, is this attraction bad or what?

Audience: How bad is it?!

Monsters: Um... really bad.

Oh, that was uncalled for.

:zipit:
:lol:

 

[ChrisFL]

I submitted "what's brown and sounds like a bell? .......DUNG!"

they didnt use it though

 

[the-reason14]

Monsters: Hey folks, is this attraction bad or what?

Audience: How bad is it?!

Monsters: Um... really bad.

Ha ha lol. Now thats a joke someone should send in, of course they wont use it but its so true, so true, so true. lol.

 

[Rufus T Firefly]

Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells?






Because the D shells are too big.

 

[DisneyMarg]

This one was asked to my son! It was cool because they picked him, he was thrilled.

Why did five eat six?


Cuz seven ate nine!

I sent in a variation of this which they used in our show:
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9

I was surprised they used it. It's so corny and I wasn't even sure I had sent it correctly...

 

[islesgirl]

Why is Pinocchio's nose 11 inches?

Because otherwise it would be a foot


Why does Peter Pan fly?

Cause he can never never land

 

[Dragonrider1227]

Not sure if this counts as a "joke" but one of the moments I laughed the most at was on Halloween when someone was dressed as Stewie from Family Guy and the monster thought he was Mario XD

 

[cococola44]

Why is Pinocchio's nose 11 inches?

Because otherwise it would be a foot


Why does Peter Pan fly?

Cause he can never never land

:lol: