The Offical WDWMagic Chuck Norris Joke Thread

[trr1]

Chuck Norris is so Virile he just looks at a lady and she becomes expectant !!!

 

[jdmdisney99]

When Chuck Norris rode by the Yeti on Expedition Everest, it was a very frightening experience. The Yeti has yet to recover.

 

[Uncle Lupe]

Heloise writes to Chuck Norris and asks for advise.

 

[artvandelay]

No one would ever question Chuck Norris's Linked In profile.

Chuck Norris's Linked In profile is a round house kick to the face.

 

[bsiev1977]

Chuck Norris was once bitten by a king cobra. After several days of intense pain and suffering, the cobra died.

 

[Darth Tater]

The hyenas in IASW stop laughing & start screaming when Chuck Norris's boat goes by.

RnRC accelerates from 0 to 57 miles per hour in 2.8 seconds. Chuck Norris crawls 57 miles in less than 2.8 RnRC launches.

You must receive permission before responding to a thread started by Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris's elevator has never dropped in ToT, as the laws of gravity do not apply to him.

 

[disneysince71]

 

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[StarWarsGirl]

Am I the only one who didn't realize Chuck Norris was 73?

Chuck Norris must have eternal youth.
Chuck Norris cannot die.
Chuck Norris will outlive us all.

 

[SAV]

Chuck Norris is allowed to talk about Fight Club.

 

[All Disney All The Time]

Chuck Norris doesn't go to WDW, WDW comes to him.

 

[SAV]

Chuck Norris would have no idea what "All Disney All The Time" is talking about or why they are picking on StarWarsGirl95.

 

[SAV]

Chuck Norris would also wonder why "All Disney All The Time" edited their post.

 

[StarWarsGirl]

Stitch was wandering MK. That is until Chuck Norris caught him.

 

[SAV]

Chuck Norris wanted to know what the castle would look like if made of candy, so they did it.

 

[englanddg]

Chuck Norris wanted to know what the castle would look like if made of candy, so they did it.

And then he decided he didn't like it, so he blew off all the decorations with one breath.

 

[ScorpionX]

In high school, teachers had to raise their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't bow to the Queen; the Queen bows to Chuck Norris.

 

[Taylor]

Once as a joke Chuck urinated in a semis gas tank that truck is now known as Optimus Prime