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The Offical WDWMagic Chuck Norris Joke Thread

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by ScorpionX, Apr 9, 2013.

  1. ScorpionX

    ScorpionX Well-Known Member Original Poster

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    Jason Voorhees wears a Chuck Norris mask on Halloween.

    Chuck Norris can make an elephant forget.

    The shark in Jaws was actually Chuck Norris's pet goldfish.

    The Nile flowed downstream until it saw Chuck Norris at the end.

    Vampires sleep during the day to hide from Chuck Norris.
     
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  2. StarWarsGirl

    StarWarsGirl Well-Known Member

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  3. Zweiland

    Zweiland Well-Known Member

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    Chuck Norris doesn't BM, Meg blames him.
     
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  4. JenniferS

    JenniferS I am Groot Premium Member

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    Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
     
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  5. Megalodumb

    Megalodumb Well-Known Member

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    :eek::eek: Nice knowing her.
     
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  6. Zweiland

    Zweiland Well-Known Member

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    It wasn't all that nice actually...
     
  7. SAV

    SAV Well-Known Member

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    Chuck Norris doesn't wait for resort transportation, it waits for him.
     
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  8. trr1

    trr1 Well-Known Member

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  9. ScorpionX

    ScorpionX Well-Known Member Original Poster

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    Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter.
     
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    DisneyManOne Well-Known Member

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    Wait a minute...

    did someone say...

    CHUCK NORRIS?!
     
  11. SimulatedIntelligentRobot

    SimulatedIntelligentRobot Well-Known Member

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    Chuck Norris cannot be suspended indefinitely.
     
  12. trr1

    trr1 Well-Known Member

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    Chuck Norris doesn't blow out birthday candles, he stares at them until they extinguish themselves. Happy 77th birthday, Chuck Norris!

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