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The Offical WDWMagic Chuck Norris Joke Thread

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by ScorpionX, Apr 9, 2013.

  1. Darth Tater

    Darth Tater Well-Known Member

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    Chuck Norris has been to WDW's 5th gate...and he approves.
     
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    Mr Ferret 88 Situational swearer Premium Member

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    Chuck Norris Doesn't have to hold on to his hats and glasses.He is the willdest ride in all the wilderness ..
    Chuck Norris can go on splash mountain and stay dry.
    Chuck Norris can overtake on Tomorrowland Speedway
     
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  3. ScorpionX

    ScorpionX Well-Known Member Original Poster

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    Universal Studios once built a "Chuck Norris 3D Experience." There were no survivors.
     
  4. Darth Tater

    Darth Tater Well-Known Member

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    My grandma & her walker can overtake the Tomorrowland Speedway.
     
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    Zman-ks Well-Known Member

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    lmao! :p
     
  6. trr1

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  7. Darth Tater

    Darth Tater Well-Known Member

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    This thread has gone an entire week without activity. Chuck is not pleased.
     
  8. StarWarsGirl

    StarWarsGirl Well-Known Member

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    Alright, alright!

    Chuck Norris is Darth Vader's father.

    Chuck Norris swam in one of the Florida lakes. The amoebas died instantly in his presence.
     
  9. ScorpionX

    ScorpionX Well-Known Member Original Poster

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    Lucky the Leprechaun claims that no one will ever take his Lucky Charms. It's easy to tell that he hasn't met Chuck Norris yet.
     
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    Alien Encounter had to be re-themed because Chuck Norris rode it and the Alien was so scared, he ran away.
     
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    ScorpionX Well-Known Member Original Poster

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    Chuck Norris went to Star Wars Weekends dressed as Captain Kirk. Nobody dared to move.
     
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    SAV Well-Known Member

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    Chuck Norris never waits for a bus...they wait for him.
     
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    trr1 Well-Known Member

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    in the begining chuck norris said let there be God and he was
     
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    At 180 day mark before his trip, all the restuarants reserve a table for Chuck Norris.
     
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    Chuck Norris can eat just one...
     
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    wild01ride Well-Known Member

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    "Dead Men Tell No Tales", because if they did, Chuck Norris would really show him how he feels.
     
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    Big Bad Leroy Brown Baddest Man in the Whole Damn Town...Until Chuck Norris moved next door.
     
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    When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
     
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    Vader2112 Well-Known Member

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    The branches did not fall off the Tree of life. Chuck Norris felt it needed pruning and did it bare handed.
     
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