The Offical WDWMagic Chuck Norris Joke Thread

King Racoon 77

Thank you sir. You were an inspiration.
Premium Member
Chuck Norris Doesn't have to hold on to his hats and glasses.He is the willdest ride in all the wilderness ..
Chuck Norris can go on splash mountain and stay dry.
Chuck Norris can overtake on Tomorrowland Speedway
 

Zman-ks

Well-Known Member
Universal Studios once built a "Chuck Norris 3D Experience." There were no survivors.
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lmao! :p
 

StarWarsGirl

Well-Known Member
Alright, alright!

Chuck Norris is Darth Vader's father.

Chuck Norris swam in one of the Florida lakes. The amoebas died instantly in his presence.
 

Vader2112

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When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
 

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