Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by ScorpionX, Apr 9, 2013.
If Chuck Norris was to wear Mickey Ears, they would be the ones from the Earful Tower.
At Wendy's, only Chuck Norris knows when it's real.
When Chuck Norris was "That Guy", Mike Wazowski made fun of the guy across the aisle from him.
if Chuck Norris were president there would be no wars
if Chuck Norris were president there would be no survivors.
If Chuck Norris were on Survivor, there would be no competition.
(Sorry, I don't make Chuck Norris jokes... )
if chuck norris was on americas got talent Simon Cowell would not say a bad word
You know why there are so many light bulbs out all over WDW? Chuck Norris got into a staring contest with them...Chuck Won!
Chuck Norris can defeat Slenderman in a staring contest.
Apple pays Chuck Norris $0.99 every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris used to be a knight at Kign Arthur's round table. He was known as Sir Beatdown.
Chuck Norris frequently messes with Texas. (sorry if this is a repeat)
when clara peller was asking "where's the beef" she was looking for chuck norris
Chuck Norris will still be able to refill his old mugs at the RFID drink stations.
Disney doesn't grow or cut their lawn. They have chuck Norris daring it to grow.
Be careful if you type Chuck Norris's name. He might hear you and
It's okay. Chuck Norris would like it anyway.
Good one. I must be tired, it took me a bit to get it.
China Buffet King used to be an an all-you-can-eat until Chuck Norris went there and ate all the food, 4 waiters, 6 tables, and an oven. It's now an all-the-food-you-can-eat.
Chuck Norris was originally considered to play Leonidas in 300, but had to be replaced when he kept roundhouse kicking the Persians into outer space.
When Chuck Norris ran for President, the President ran away.
Chuck Norris declared war on Atlantis and won.
Chuck Norris breathes in carbon monoxide and breathes out oxygen.
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