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The Offical WDWMagic Chuck Norris Joke Thread

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by ScorpionX, Apr 9, 2013.

  1. ScorpionX

    ScorpionX Well-Known Member

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    The first rule of Chuck Norrris: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.
     
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  2. StarWarsGirl

    StarWarsGirl Well-Known Member

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    The second rule of Chuck Norris:

    You do not talk about Chuck Norris.
     
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  3. disneysince71

    disneysince71 Well-Known Member

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    The third rule of Chuck Norris:

    You do not talk about Chuck Norris.
     
  4. PUSH

    PUSH Well-Known Member

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    The fourth rule of Chuck Norris:

    You do not talk about Chuck Norris?? o_O
     
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    disneysince71 Well-Known Member

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    disneysince71 Well-Known Member

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    [​IMG]
     
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    CinderellyKelly Well-Known Member

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    When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris
     
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  9. StarWarsGirl

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    Chuck Norris started the Tiki birds fire.
     
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    StarWarsGirl Well-Known Member

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    A ghost won't follow Chuck Norris home. Chuck Norris will follow the ghost home

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    StarWarsGirl Well-Known Member

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    Chuck Norris broke the Yeti.
     
  13. hakunamatata

    hakunamatata Its about damned time. Premium Member

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    Chuck Norris has no need of fastpasses.....lines step aside when he walks up.
     
  14. CinderellyKelly

    CinderellyKelly Well-Known Member

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    Chuck Norris counted to infinity and beyond. Twice.
     
  15. Darth Tater

    Darth Tater Well-Known Member

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    There's a great big beautiful tomorrow...only because Chuck Norris allows it.
     
  16. Mr Ferret 88

    Mr Ferret 88 Resident "and onion" of the boards Premium Member

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    No one fights like Chuck Norris
    Douses lights like Chuck Norris
    In a wrestling match no one bites like Chuck Norris
     
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    Before the Boogeyman goes to sleep at night, he checks under the bed for Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

    Chuck Norris knows the other word for thesaurus.

    Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
     
  18. bsiev1977

    bsiev1977 Well-Known Member

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    Chuck Norris can walk up to Be Our Guest at dinner time and get a table.
     
  19. Mr Ferret 88

    Mr Ferret 88 Resident "and onion" of the boards Premium Member

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    Even Chuck Norris can't save Limited Time Magic
     
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  20. Darth Tater

    Darth Tater Well-Known Member

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    When Chuck Norris needs a vacation, he does not go to WDW. He snaps his finger and WDW comes to him.
     

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