The Offical WDWMagic Chuck Norris Joke Thread

[ScorpionX]

The first rule of Chuck Norrris: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

 

[StarWarsGirl]

The second rule of Chuck Norris:

You do not talk about Chuck Norris.

 

[disneysince71]

The third rule of Chuck Norris:

You do not talk about Chuck Norris.

 

[PUSH]

The fourth rule of Chuck Norris:

You do not talk about Chuck Norris??

 

[disneysince71]

 

[disneysince71]

 

[disneysince71]

The first rule of Chuck Norrris: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

 

[CinderellyKelly]

When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris

 

[StarWarsGirl]

Chuck Norris started the Tiki birds fire.

 

[StarWarsGirl]

A ghost won't follow Chuck Norris home. Chuck Norris will follow the ghost home

 

[StarWarsGirl]

 

[SAV]

Chuck Norris broke the Yeti.

 

[Hakunamatata]

Chuck Norris has no need of fastpasses.....lines step aside when he walks up.

 

[CinderellyKelly]

Chuck Norris counted to infinity and beyond. Twice.

 

[Darth Tater]

There's a great big beautiful tomorrow...only because Chuck Norris allows it.

 

[King Racoon 77]

No one fights like Chuck Norris
Douses lights like Chuck Norris
In a wrestling match no one bites like Chuck Norris

 

[bsiev1977]

Before the Boogeyman goes to sleep at night, he checks under the bed for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

Chuck Norris knows the other word for thesaurus.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

 

[bsiev1977]

Chuck Norris can walk up to Be Our Guest at dinner time and get a table.

 

[King Racoon 77]

Even Chuck Norris can't save Limited Time Magic

 

[Darth Tater]

When Chuck Norris needs a vacation, he does not go to WDW. He snaps his finger and WDW comes to him.