A Review of New Fantasyland
by Tom Edwards (edwardtc)
I will summarize my thoughts into a brief paragraph for those of you who don't like long posts. But then I'll elaborate.
In a nutshell, I think Disney did a fantastic job on the exterior of both BatB and LM. Circus is obviously 1000x better than what it was, and while the tackiness of it is not for me, there is a generation/demographic that loves it. Inside of BatB, I give them an A+++. No, they did not precisely re-create the animated rooms from the movie (which is tough since they have no dimensions, proportions or continuity when animated), but the main ballroom and the Beast's Lair were both stunning! Food...I'll take dinner over lunch. Mermaid ride, I classify it as a C+/D- (on the Disney ride scale, not letter grade). It's still no pirates or HM, but it's also a step up from Snow White, Pooh and the other dark rides. And to top it off, it's even more beautiful at night.
More detail....
We rode LM about 6 times (with no waits, since we went during Xmas Party and at closing a few times). I just wanted to walk the queue over and over. I liken it to Pirates or Tower of Terror when it comes to the immersive nature of the theme in the queue. Plus, the cute little crabs that don't interfere with the queue or cause unnecessary interaction, are a nice touch. Scuttle is a fun diversion. And boy can that queue hold a lot of people when it needs to. Fortunately, we never ended up in any switchbacks.
I simply love the water features at both pavilions. We got some pretty awesome night shots of the Beast's waterfall. I will admit that the Beast's castle does look silly up on that hill, but the rest is amazing. The bridge, the pavement, the lights, and the pine forest they created....all amazing. And you can't beat the kinetics of water.
Pavement throughout New FL was clever, but I never did have an allergic reaction to the peanut imprints back in Circus Land, hmmmm.
As for the LM ride....meh. I would give it a higher score, but they needed to work a bit harder at masking off what you're not supposed to see. At least in the Mansion, the buggies are shaped to cut off your peripheral vision, and it also aims you better. In LM, the clams don't shield your vision from enough of the superstructure of the building, the theater lights, and (worst of all) all of the fiberglass acoustic panels nailed to the walls to dampen the sound. Even some black drapery or better aiming/masking of the show light fixtures would prevent the guests from seeing so much non-show stuff. I was disappointed because I was distracted by the building itself, enough to pull my eyes away from the show. Granted, I am always craning my neck to see how stuff works at Disney, since I build buildings for a living, but I didn't have to strain hard to see what I saw.
The ride itself is a few steps above Snow White and Pooh, in that the AA's are much better (well, they exist), the music is great, and it tells the complete story in a very succinct manner. Plus, everything has three dimensions to it, instead of the 2D plywood cut-outs in the older dark rides.
I'm not going to comment any further on Storybook Circus, since we spent nearly no time there. The text in my opening paragraph is enough. It looks nice....for the demographic it caters to.
Lastly, food. We made dinner reservations at the 180 day mark....and so did everyone else. The hostesses were telling walk-ups that they were booked until April. Guests would laugh, and the CMs would say, "No, really. You have to book this 6 months in advance."
There were 4 adults, a 3-yr old and a 3-mo old at our dinner table. All of the adults loved their meals - and we all had something different. The French Onion soup is some of the best I've had.....and I know my French Onion soup! Service was fantastic, and we were treated with a table in the Beast's Lair, where it was dark and we'd hear him roar occasionally. The dropping rose petals were a nice touch, but it was entertaining to see people take pictures of it, then stare at their LCD screen wondering why nothing showed up.
As I mentioned earlier, we all thought the inside of BoG looked fantastic. We never expected them to re-create something that only existed on celluloid. They tried hard, and they did well, in our opinions. From a construction stand-point, they did NOT skimp on cost of materials used (this is NOT where you get to interject arguments about cost cutting). The entire floor is terrazzo, which is just about the most expensive flooring system you can install, and it will last forever. Everything else seems quite durable as well. I could go on and on....and pictures do NOT do it justice....so just book dinner there in 6 months and see if for yourself.
Lunch....meh. We queued up at about 10:40 and they started shuffling us into the building by 10:50. We got to see the menus and at 11:00 they began dispatching us to ordering stations. We got our rose pucks, filled our drinks, got utensils/napkins/condiments, and chose a table in any of the three rooms. We chose the main ballroom since we dined in the Lair the night before and the third room (which is only open for lunch) is pretty boring (but quiet, for those of you with youngins). Within minutes they had wheeled our order to our table and we were eating.
As for the lunch food, neither of us enjoyed our meals too much. I added the French Onion soup again, and it was the best part of lunch. My Croque Monsiour (grilled ham and cheese) was so-so. I'm not a fan of grainy breads, so that didn't do much for me. My wife enjoyed her bite of it. But her turkey sandwich was extremely bland. She got a couple desserts and they were not good at all. Both were lemon - one a cupcake, one the puffed pastry. She said they tasted like they were made with dirty dish water - so maybe just a bad batch.
On the night we hung around and were literally the last 2 guests out of the MK (end of the Xmas Party one night), we hung out back in the new area taking photos for a while. We'll get them up online some time, but everyone knows what it looks like through a lens, so we're not in a hurry.
As the OP stated, I hope this thread continues to be filled with contributions from those of us who have physically experienced New Fantasyland. I wish some guests could be more open-minded, and just forget about all the dissent toward TDO for not building 3 rides and 2 restaurants and a meet-n-greet. Look at what they gave us, and give your opinion of THAT. Not how this compares to concepts that don't exist in real life.
Again, my summary is that the outside is incredible. The inside of BoG is incredible. The LM ride is a C+ on the Disney Ride Scale. And Circus is, well, circus.
When the walls come down around the Mine Train, the place will look totally different. It felt quite claustrophobic back there, but I think it was because of the walls.
I DO like how the area between the castle walls and carousel is so open. That almost makes up for the tightness as you head north to BatB and LM. It's not usable space, and makes a great place to diverge traffic at one of the most populated thoroughfares in the park.
Feel free to ask questions about anything I said above. But again, I WILL NOT compare what we got to what we "could have gotten" - period. I will only give my personal and professional opinions on what we've been given.