You might be a redneck at WDW if...

[Number_6]

You set up a duck blind in the Enchanted Tiki Room.

 

[Number_6]

You're genuinely impressed and get a bunch of pictures on the Jungle Cruise when you are shown the backside of water.

 

[miles1]

Claire D'Room makes you *want* your girlfriend.

You can't understand why the State of Mexico has a pavilion in World Showcase.

Dole "whip" makes you think of mom.

 

[Number_6]

You find the BASS Fishing excursions to be dull because they won't let you use dynamite.

 

[KentB3]

You take offense to the references to "friendly Indians" on the railroad and riverboat narrations, not out of Political Correctness, but because you think all Indians are/were bad! :fork:

 

[rainfully]

Your "resort" is actually your rusted silver twinkie trailer parked at the Wal-Mart on 535.

 

[Nemo14]

You think Candlelight Processional is nice and all...but is really lacking without Alabama's rendition of "Away in a Manger"

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or the ever-popular Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer"

 

[AshAlytwins]

Keep them coming...I'm at home with the flu and this is great medicine!!!:sohappy:

 

[claning]

..if you think the Osbourne Family Spectacle of lights is a little...tame.

 

[timoteo]

You are fit to be tied when you find out Wilderness Lodge doesn't serve Possum Pie.

 

[timoteo]

When you jump into that there river to wrastle that gator before it tips that right perrty boat your on.

 

[timoteo]

When you try to rob the bank on main street.

 

[Number_6]

You don't think Main Street USA looks right because there are no gun shops, bait shops or pawn shops.

 

[timoteo]

When you think the Coin-cierge (sic) is the guy who makes change for the pop machine.

 

[timoteo]

When a child asks your family to sign her autogragh book outside splash mountain

 

[Scooter]

You're upset because Robert E Lee and Jefferson Davis aren't in the Hall of Presidents.

You're dissapointed that the little information boards for the animals in Animal Kingdom don't include Recipes.

When you leave Disneyworld, you murmer to yourself "It's ok...but it dang sure aint no Dollywood."

 

[CrashNet]

If you shoot back at the pirates at POTC.
If your truck is the only car in the MK parking lot with a gun rack.
If the 50s Prime Time Cafe menu is too "fancy" for your tastes.
If you lean out of the car during the Indy portion of GMR to grab a snake because it'd make a great pet.
If you see Baloo in the park, and the first thing that comes to mind is "rug."

Nice Captain Hank...what's funny is I was going to say if your Volvo is the only one in the parking lot with a gun rack. :lol:

 

[Dragonrider1227]

You ask where the "Super Wal-Mart" is
You demand there be a Confeterate flag in Frontierland.

 

[claning]

... you avoid the monorail because.."Doc says I can't afford to get that again!"

 

[claning]

...you think a "Park Hopper" is something you need after refilling your mug too many times.