You might be a redneck at WDW if...

[Mickey is King]

you only eat bugers/dogsin the parks/hotels- not because you can't afford a sit down , just because you don't recoginze anything else on the menu as edible.

 

[Bravo 229]

...you're disappointed because they don't sell Mickey Antlers in the gift shop

 

[zurgandfriend]

You ride Dinosaur and you think “them’s good eating”

 

[Donald Duck]

You pull out your own rifle when your at Tom Sawyer Island...Your picking pieces of turkey leg from your tooth (your only tooth) with your fast pass ticket...during morning extra magic hours...

 

[Lucky]

You mistake Frontierland for Tomorrowland.

 

[twoweirdos]

If when riding the Monorail you think your in a plane for the first time.

rotflmao

 

[twoweirdos]

I find all you colonials funny. Its the stupid accent.

And its time he was back

bwhahahahahahha

 

[graphite1326]

Funny thread yes. But what if was about blacks ,Muslims,northerners,anyone from overseas,Canucks,gays, democrats,republicans,any sport team etc.
Everyone would be yelling racist or hate monger etc.

Well you could count out Repiblicans.

 

[Epic Epcot]

Funny thread yes. But what if was about blacks ,Muslims,northerners,anyone from overseas,Canucks,gays, democrats,republicans,any sport team etc.
Everyone would be yelling racist or hate monger etc.

Every culture has their rednecks, and they're almost universally mocked.

 

[Mouse Man]

1) When your little boy says paw Pluto's doing Minnie and your wife correct's him and say no he F _ _ _ _ _g Gooffey, you might just be a red neck.

2) When you go on the back lot tour and see all the cars and props all over and sense you feel like your at home, you might just be a redneck

3) When you look at space Mountian and just keep starring, you just might be a redneck.

 

[PhilharMagician]

I find all you colonials funny. Its the stupid accent.

And its time he was back

It figures you would find a time to use that one again. It is priceless!

 

[Pumbas Nakasak]

Sweet Home Alabama

 

[trr1]

You might be a redneck at WDW if...

you go to the Sci fi dine in and make out in the back seat

 

[Pumbas Nakasak]

You catch your own lunch for the Harbour House.

 

[twoweirdos]

You catch your own lunch for the Harbour House.

i see her booty

 

[Bravo 229]

...you think the Tree of Life would make for a good hunting stand.
...your lawn mower is faster than the cars on Test Track.
...you ask for live bait and a fishing pole at the Living Seas.
...when wandering the queue at Expedition Everest, you state that you've seen the Yeti before in the woods behind your home.

 

[Chrononymous]

I, for one, am glad this thread was bumped. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.

You might be a redneck at WDW if...

You ride EE and say "That don't look anything like Bigfoot when I saw him!"

Your whole family was displaced when they first built WDW

 

[Lisalyn]

bwhahahahahahha

dangit! I TOLD him to throw that damn camera phone away! LOL :ROFLOL:

 

[Xethis]

. . . if you refer to Mickey & Pluto as "That rat & his huntin' dawg."

. . . if you think the Coronado Springs are a part for your El Camino.

. . . if any part of Splash Mountain reminds you of your last family reunion.

 

[Coffeeroasters]

You might be a redneck at WDW when you see the sign for Magic Kingdom and you think the magic shop in Helen, GA or Gatlinburg, TN expanded.