Why isn't there an actual Mickey ride?

[NearTheEars]

Personally, I'd love to see a Sorcerer's Apprentice dark ride.

I think that would be a great Mickey role to pick.

 

[Fizban]

After all, he's the "big cheese", the symbol of Disney world.
So, in your opinion, why isn't there a Mickey-themed ride (even if it's just a kiddie ride)? Maybe something a la Winnie the Pooh, but centered around Mickey and friends?

There actually is a Mickey ride and everyone who goes to WDW does ride it. It's that feeling of a vacuum emptying your wallet when you pass the property boundaries.

 

[sublimesting]

After all, he's the "big cheese", the symbol of Disney world.
So, in your opinion, why isn't there a Mickey-themed ride (even if it's just a kiddie ride)? Maybe something a la Winnie the Pooh, but centered around Mickey and friends?

I have always hoped for a dark ride that just shows highlight scenes from the Fab 5's and other classics history. I envisioned Sorceror Mickey fighting the torrential water, Donald and his nephews and Scrooge squaring off with the Beagle Boys, Mickey, Goofy and Donald in an out of control camper, etc.