Who Ambushed Barnum42's Lady Friend?

[Safari Giraffe]

*jumps in the driver's seat and races off*

Hurry....to the airport....our plane to WDW is waiting for us.:lol: We will be long gone soon enough. *evil laugh*:drevil:

 

[MKCP 1985]

They went to Hollywood? :lol:

OJ, Robert Blake and Michael Jackson, in unison: "Smart move!"

 

[Connor002]

Hurry....to the airport....our plane to WDW is waiting for us.:lol: We will be long gone soon enough. *evil laugh*:drevil:

I'm comming with you.
But I'm driving...:drevil:

 

[xfkirsten]

Hurry....to the airport....our plane to WDW is waiting for us.:lol: We will be long gone soon enough. *evil laugh*:drevil:

Wheee! We can blend in at AK!

 

[Safari Giraffe]

OJ, Robert Blake and Michael Jackson, in unison: "Smart move!"

They were not smart like us!

*At the airport*

Quick jump on the plane....head to 1st class. Try to blend in with all the other "snooty" people here.

 

[Safari Giraffe]

They were not smart like us!

*At the airport*

Quick jump on the plane....head to 1st class. Try to blend in with all the other "snooty" people here.

Oh hey.....THEY GOT COOKIES IN HERE!!!:slurp:

*Airplane is safely off the ground*

Where's that "smart-aleck" inspector now?

 

[DDuckFan130]

When you get that monkey on your back . . . and you need a backrub. . . :lookaroun

(In best CSI voice) "I'm just following the evidence."

**tears off price tags of brand new, expensive trenchcoat and fedora**

There may be one less suspect. Recent developments lead me to conclude Regina COULD NOT be guilty. She is too innocent and lacking in guile and aggression to have committed such a dastardly act.

 

[barnum42]

So, has the Chief Inspector come to a conclusion yet? And why has Gary remained strangely quiet since being seen in the vegetation?

 

[garyhoov]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

While it appears you may have some damning evidence against The Captain, I should point out that, despite the common misconception, The Captain and I are NOT the same person.

The Captain is a hard drinking man with a heavy, yiddish accent and a fondness for Mad-Dog 20/20 and hirsute, one-legged sopranos with thick glasses and thicker ankles.

While he is, undeniably, a stunningly attractive man, HE ISN'T ME. He is, however very fond of flower shops.

As for how my car got there . . . I have no idea.:lookaroun

 

[garyhoov]

And for anyone who may still doubt that The Captain and I are, in fact, different people, here is photographic evidence of both of us attending the same Phillies game:

 

[Computer Magic]

And for anyone who may still doubt that The Captain and I are, in fact, different people, here is photographic evidence of both of us attending the same Phillies game:

LMAO..I see Captain is an outcast as well. Never allowed to join the group for a group photo.
Actually the Captain looks like a mini Gary(MimnMe) :drevil:

 

[Uponastar]

And for anyone who may still doubt that The Captain and I are, in fact, different people, here is photographic evidence of both of us attending the same Phillies game:

:lol: I don't see how anyone could possibly confuse the two of you!
The Captain is obviously demented. An Eagles fan?! The man has definitely lost all sense of reality!

 

[MKCP 1985]

So, has the Chief Inspector come to a conclusion yet? And why has Gary remained strangely quiet since being seen in the vegetation?

As you may suspect, based upon the vote and the events of early yesterday evening, charges are being referred against a killer whale and her accomplice, a giraffe. Although evidence is sketchy at best, charges are also being referred against Gary and his vertically challenged mini-captain, because he's bound to be guilty of something, as is clear from photograph A, the flower shop and photograph B, wherein they are both consorting with a cannibalistic mermaid, undoubtedly hatching some contrived scheme.

The killer whale and the giraffe were almost in custody until a mouse interfered with the state police, led by Her Majesty herself. The mouse is now wanted for questioning. They all remain at large.

Gary is free as well, although a warrant has been issued. Quite frankly, we are having a difficulty finding anyone willing to risk making an arrest. He was last known to be roaming pantless in the PML. We rather hope he will offer a bribe and the whole matter against him can be swept under the rug. (Did I just say that out loud?)

 

[Nemo14]

:lol: :lol: :lol: This has been the greatest thread!!!

 

[garyhoov]

And the plot thickens:

Regina, don't tell me you're too young to get the reference . . . though you probably are.:lookaroun

Damn kids.:lol:

 

[DDuckFan130]

And the plot thickens:

Regina, don't tell me you're too young to get the reference . . . though you probably are.:lookaroun

Damn kids.:lol:

:fork:

I do get the reference ....WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!

 

[barnum42]

And the plot thickens:

Regina, don't tell me you're too young to get the reference . . . though you probably are.:lookaroun

Damn kids.:lol:

:lol: