Where will the wand go now?

dopey

New Member
Original Poster
Sell Chiclets on a freeway ramp? Short-order cook at Denny's? Roadie for Van Halen? What do you do when you're just a big ol' wand and you've been pink-slipped? It's gotta be tough. And I'm pretty sure Hallmark doesn't make a card for this sort of thing. On the outside: "Sorry you've been wrenched from your giant golfball, friend." Inside: "Cheer up! You still sparkle!"
 

Wilt Dasney

Well-Known Member
I'm thinking it will run for Congress in Louisiana or California, you know, someplace where a 200-foot metal wand getting elected wouldn't really be all that strange.

After a long and successful legislative career fighting for sparkly rights, it can retire from Congress and become a lobbyist for the Las Vegas casino industry.
 

dopey

New Member
Original Poster
I'm thinking it will run for Congress in Louisiana or California, you know, someplace where a 200-foot metal wand getting elected wouldn't really be all that strange.

After a long and successful legislative career fighting for sparkly rights, it can retire from Congress and become a lobbyist for the Las Vegas casino industry.

What is the point of this thread....?

I'm not sure which of these two posts made me laugh more! :lol:
 

maggiegrace1

Well-Known Member
I'm thinking it will run for Congress in Louisiana or California, you know, someplace where a 200-foot metal wand getting elected wouldn't really be all that strange.
That would be great..New Orleans needs a good mayor..maybe it can run for that.. and if The wand was here..if we had a hurricane or a flood then people can get in the wand or climb on top and be safe..:sohappy:

:lookaroun
 

jmvd20

Well-Known Member
[FONT=Myriad Roman,Syntax,Gill,Gill Sans,Arial,Helvetica]Unit of amount of substance (mole)[/FONT] [FONT=Myriad Roman,Syntax,Gill,Gill Sans,Arial,Helvetica]Abbreviations: CGPM, CIPM, BIPM[/FONT]
[FONT=Myriad Roman,Syntax,Gill,Gill Sans,Arial,Helvetica] Following the discovery of the fundamental laws of chemistry, units called, for example, "gram-atom" and "gram-molecule," were used to specify amounts of chemical elements or compounds. These units had a direct connection with "atomic weights" and "molecular weights," which were in fact relative masses. "Atomic weights" were originally referred to the atomic weight of oxygen, by general agreement taken as 16. But whereas physicists separated isotopes in the mass spectrograph and attributed the value 16 to one of the isotopes of oxygen, chemists attributed that same value to the (slightly variable) mixture of isotopes 16, 17, and 18, which was for them the naturally occurring element oxygen. Finally, an agreement between the International Union of Pure and Applied Physics (IUPAP) and the International Union of Pure and Applied Chemistry (IUPAC) brought this duality to an end in 1959/60. Physicists and chemists have ever since agreed to assign the value 12, exactly, to the "atomic weight," correctly the relative atomic mass, of the isotope of carbon with mass number 12 (carbon 12, 12C). The unified scale thus obtained gives values of relative atomic mass.[/FONT]
[FONT=Myriad Roman,Syntax,Gill,Gill Sans,Arial,Helvetica] It remained to define the unit of amount of substance by fixing the corresponding mass of carbon 12; by international agreement, this mass has been fixed at 0.012 kg, and the unit of the quantity "amount of substance" was given the name mole (symbol mol). [/FONT]
[FONT=Myriad Roman,Syntax,Gill,Gill Sans,Arial,Helvetica] Following proposals of IUPAP, IUPAC, and the International Organization for Standardization (ISO), the CIPM gave in 1967, and confirmed in 1969, a definition of the mole, eventually adopted by the 14th CGPM (1971): [/FONT]
  • [FONT=Myriad Roman,Syntax,Gill,Gill Sans,Arial,Helvetica]1. The mole is the amount of substance of a system which contains as many elementary entities as there are atoms in 0.012 kilogram of carbon 12; its symbol is "mol." [/FONT]
    [FONT=Myriad Roman,Syntax,Gill,Gill Sans,Arial,Helvetica]2. When the mole is used, the elementary entities must be specified and may be atoms, molecules, ions, electrons, other particles, or specified groups of such particles. [/FONT]
[FONT=Myriad Roman,Syntax,Gill,Gill Sans,Arial,Helvetica] At its 1980 meeting, the CIPM approved the 1980 proposal by the Consultive Committee on Units of the CIPM specifying that in this definition, it is understood that unbound atoms of carbon 12, at rest and in their ground state, are referred to.[/FONT]



There will be a short 5 question quiz tomorrow :lookaroun
 

WEDisney

Active Member
eBay of course :p

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Enigma

Account Suspended
hopefully the wand will be destroyed and converted into valuable scrap metal that can be sold for big $$$ that can be used towards a retooling of the Imagination Pavillion to restore it to its former glory!
 

BuzzComplexCM

New Member
I missed the whole thing and I probably sound like a total newbie, but... why did they take the wand down?

Seriously, before you get flamed go back and read the hundreds of threads about the wand. All the info you need is there. Please, save yourself from the others and just read up on it. Ask no questions, don't look back. Run! Run! RUN!!!
 

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