Ha! O.k. You started this, so here was my morning --
Went to check out the new casino in my area. (I figured a Monday morning would be a less busy time to check it out.) Place was gorgeous (2.6 billion price tag). I took a free shuttle from the train station to get there. I brought $20 bucks to gamble with (LOL ... not exactly the demographic they're striving for)
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Went inside to the massive gaming floor (upstairs from there, are the high-roller private salons). So I found a slot machine that even I could understand and put in $10 (HALF of my gambling money!
) and after a few presses of the button, the lights and noises came on. I won a whopping $22.00 (that's twenty-two, not 22,000!
). Regardless, I came out ahead, and felt like I had broken the HOUSE!
Ended the game and went to cash in my ticket at the cash cages. Saw the nice buffet area, but it wasn't open until noon, so I left. Some day I'll go back and eat at the buffet.