Where in the World Isn't Bob Saget?

[JenniferS]

I didn't let you down with the spaghetti, and I'm not going to let you down here! Chicken is the answer.

Hubby's decided he's coming to the store with me.
Wanna bet we come home with pork chops?

 

[PUSH]

Hubby's decided he's coming to the store with me.
Wanna bet we come home with pork chops?

Tell him PUSH says chicken. The answer is always chicken, if it's not bacon that is...

 

[Nemo14]

Tell him PUSH says chicken. The answer is always chicken, if it's not bacon that is...

or Meg

 

[JenniferS]

A real tragedy occurred on Ontario's roads yesterday afternoon, pretty close to Hubby's office.

A drunk driver slammed into a van, killing three children under the age of ten, along with their grandfather; and badly injuring the other two adult occupants.

Sooooo senseless. Why the hell is this rich (and I mean uber-rich - I know the family) punk driving drunk at 4:00 in the afternoon? He's fine, by the way.

 

[PUSH]

or Meg

Meg is only the answer to negative things. Chicken and bacon are both on the positive list. And when you combine chicken and bacon together... that's a whole other level.

 

[trr1]

September 28
National Strawberry Cream Pie Day
National Drink Beer Day
National Good Neighbor Day (Used to be on 4th Sunday)

 

[Nemo14]

Chicken and bacon are both on the positive list. And when you combine chicken and bacon together... that's a whole other level.

 

[Nemo14]

 

[PUSH]

Don't do this to me when I'm hungry!

 

[Nemo14]

 

[PUSH]

Best one yet.

 

[Nemo14]

Best one yet.

Spoiler

slurp

 

[Lucky]

A real tragedy occurred on Ontario's roads yesterday afternoon, pretty close to Hubby's office.

A drunk driver slammed into a van, killing three children under the age of ten, along with their grandfather; and badly injuring the other two adult occupants.

Sooooo senseless. Why the hell is this rich (and I mean uber-rich - I know the family) punk driving drunk at 4:00 in the afternoon? He's fine, by the way.

Wow that is really sad. Hopefully the driver spends some serious time in jail, not that it would undo the damage.

 

[acishere]

Hubby's decided he's coming to the store with me.
Wanna bet we come home with pork chops?

The answer I went with is steak.

 

[Andrew C]

A real tragedy occurred on Ontario's roads yesterday afternoon, pretty close to Hubby's office.

A drunk driver slammed into a van, killing three children under the age of ten, along with their grandfather; and badly injuring the other two adult occupants.

Sooooo senseless. Why the hell is this rich (and I mean uber-rich - I know the family) punk driving drunk at 4:00 in the afternoon? He's fine, by the way.

For some reason I feel I have heard drinking and driving is a big problem in your neck of the woods. Or am I making that up. I feel like my family up there told me that.

But to be honest...drinking and driving is a big problem everywhere.

 

[Lucky]

For some reason I feel I have heard drinking and driving is a big problem in your neck of the woods. Or am I making that up. I feel like my family up there told me that.

But to be honest...drinking and driving is a big problem everywhere.

It was really bad where I grew up. The drinking age wasn't enforced. The majority of people didn't wear seat belts. And social norms against DUI weren't very strong yet.

 

[JenniferS]

The answer I went with is steak.

Can't Shake 'n Bake Steak.

BTW - it turned out to be pork chops. No surprise.

 

[Lucky]

Can't Shake 'n Bake Steak.

But at least it fits the sophisticated rhyming scheme.

 

[JenniferS]

For some reason I feel I have heard drinking and driving is a big problem in your neck of the woods. Or am I making that up. I feel like my family up there told me that.

But to be honest...drinking and driving is a big problem everywhere.

Not sure if impaired driving is more prevalent here than in other provinces/states. Google says accidents caused by drunk driving are down 60% from 25 years ago.

Tiny step in the right direction, but there is zero reason for a drunk to get behind the wheel.

According to the news, the arrested driver's family is worth more than a billion (with a B) dollars.
I used to know his grandfather.

Pretty sure his money isn't going to help him now.

 

[JenniferS]

But at least it fits the sophisticated rhyming scheme.

I enjoyed typing it.