Where in the World is Bob Saget?

[Goofyernmost]

I had a lot of trouble deciding which photo I wanted to enter to the Flower & Garden photo contest this week. I had about 5 or 6 that I really liked.

Maybe you could just hold them out in front of you and see which one poured upward!

 

[PUSH]

Maybe you could just hold them out in front of you and see which one poured upward!

But that would be all of them!

 

[MOXOMUMD]

Welcome to pick on PUSH night.

 

[Goofyernmost]

But that would be all of them!

They must be printed on "fly" paper!

 

[PUSH]

Welcome to pick on PUSH night.

It's about time someone realized my pain and suffering!

 

[NYwdwfan]

I must be the world's crappiest mother.

I worked all day. Neither of my children called or texted me to wish me a Happy Mother's Day.
And now, I've been home for an hour and a half .... Son #1 hasn't even come out of his room yet, and Son #2 only wants to know if I bought ice cream on my way home.

Spoiler

I did, but I'll be darned if he's having any.

It was cute when Hubby used to buy the card every year and get them to sign it ... TEN YEARS AGO!

They are now 19 and almost 18 and should be buying their own friggin' cards.

It's a good thing I'm working myself up to full blown P. O.'d, 'cause otherwise I think I might cry.

Happy Mother's Day from one under appreciated mom to another.

 

[acishere]

I'm not crazy. My mother had be tested.

What was the margin of error on that test?

 

[acishere]

Or she's looking for one.
Like maybe a basketball stud!

She is really into trash. He has in this in the bag!

 

[Lucky]

What was the margin of error on that test?

Now you'll make her crazy, reminding her of Statistics class.

 

[acishere]

Now you'll make her crazy, reminding her of Statistics class.

Shh... You are revealing my evil plan...

 

[JenniferS]

Welcome to pick on PUSH night.

I'm not picking on him.
I declared him the victor vs. the brick wall.
And I told him to pursue that girl.

Who knows, this could be how he starts his own personal HIMYM blog.

 

[PUSH]

I'm not picking on him.
I declared him the victor vs. the brick wall.
And I told him to pursue that girl.

Who knows, this could be how he starts his own personal HIMYM blog.

"Kids, I'm going to tell you the story of how I met your mother.


It was in a college class, then she messaged me on Facebook. That's about it. Don't forget to do your homework!"

 

[acishere]

"Kids, I'm going to tell you the story of how I met your mother.


It was in a college class, then she messaged me on Facebook. That's about it. Don't forget to do your homework!"

You don't start with the mother! You start 30 girlfriends prior.

 

[PUSH]

You don't start with the mother! You start 30 girlfriends prior.

Are there even 30 girls in Wisconsin?

 

[JenniferS]

You don't start with the mother! You start 30 girlfriends prior.

... Each of whom you sleep with.

 

[acishere]

Are there even 30 girls in Wisconsin?

Depends if if you count the ones in the plane flying overhead.

 

[JenniferS]

@acishere - That's quite the avatar you have chosen.

 

[PUSH]

Depends if if you count the ones in the plane flying overhead.

Or if we are speaking of cows, too.

 

[acishere]

@acishere - That's quite the avatar you have chosen.

It's from my favorite episode of Community. The 1st paintball episode.

 

[PUSH]

SCIENCE FACT: If you took out all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.