Where in the World is Bob Saget?

[Zweiland]

no forum is ever complete unless there is a thread with the Carton Dance.

*thraed

#sagateerswag

 

[englanddg]

no forum is ever complete unless there is a thread with the Carton Dance.

Ask and you shall receive.

 

[Zweiland]

Ask and you shall receive.

I can't believe I caught the misspelling of thraed but not the Carlton typo... I think I've been spending too much time with the Sageteers.

 

[MOXOMUMD]

no forum is ever complete unless there is a thread with the Carton Dance.

You mean Carlton Dance.

 

[donaldtoo]

It's so quiet in here tonight....

Sorry. I was typing as loudly as I could.

 

[donaldtoo]

Mulch cannot taste as bad as Kashi however.

Somehow, "mulch" even sounds tastier than "kashi".

 

[englanddg]

Somehow, "mulch" even sounds tastier than "kashi".

It's not THAT bad. It's better than Grape Nuts (which only deserve one use, being put on ice cream).

 

[donaldtoo]

It's not THAT bad. It's better than Grape Nuts (which only deserve one use, being put on ice cream).

Obviously, this calls for me to perform a taste test then...
2 humongo bowls of ice cream. One topped with somethin' Kashi and the other with Grape Nuts...!

 

[acishere]

It's not THAT bad. It's better than Grape Nuts (which only deserve one use, being put on ice cream).

Grape Nuts sounds more like an insult than a cereal.

 

[Wikkler]

I wanted to leak the latest WED development here, since I was privy to it through unnamed sources.

Coming soon, MyKetchup+!

Tom Staggs planned statement for D23 reads:

"We all know that condiment waste is among the worst issue when it comes to controlling costs at F&B. People take well more than what they need. So, coming in 2014, these new RFID and Bluetooth enabled units will interact with guests! Guests will be able to make their condiment reservations up to 3 hours before their meal, and quantity of condiments will be regulated using a unique algorithm that utilizizes the meal ordered combined with their BMI and their credit limit to decide what the proper amount of condiment to be dispensed should be.

I'm very proud to announce this as the next revolution in theme park dining experiences!"

I applaud this measure. Check out how cool this thing is!

What about the people who don't like ketchup?

 

[englanddg]

What about the people who don't like ketchup?

They aren't real people. Maybe they should go to Universal?

 

[Wikkler]

They aren't real people.

 

[PUSH]

I can't believe I caught the misspelling of thraed but not the Carlton typo... I think I've been spending too much time with the Sageteers.

It's time for you to quit whatever you're doing with your life and join me as a full-time Sageteer. It's a pretty heavy work load, but it's a rewarding experience. The only bad part about the job is the complaints. As the Sageteer Commissioner, I have to deal with them. There's this one old lady who keeps complaining that there's not enough knitting among the Sageteers, and there's this one man-eating aquatic creature who has a weird request for more content regarding children's oceanic swimming habits.

 

[donaldtoo]

Grape Nuts sounds more like an insult than a cereal.

Raisin Nuts might even be more so.

 

[Cesar R M]

I can't believe I caught the misspelling of thraed but not the Carlton typo... I think I've been spending too much time with the Sageteers.

correct! nevertheless.. the forum delivered!

You mean Carlton Dance.

yes, I blame auto correct on my browser (cough cough riiiiiiiiight.)

They aren't real people. Maybe they should go to Universal?

They are just figments of your imagination.

It's time for you to quit whatever you're doing with your life and join me as a full-time Sageteer. It's a pretty heavy work load, but it's a rewarding experience. The only bad part about the job is the complaints. As the Sageteer Commissioner, I have to deal with them. There's this one old lady who keeps complaining that there's not enough knitting among the Sageteers, and there's this one man-eating aquatic creature who has a weird request for more content regarding children's oceanic swimming habits.

I really hope that aquatic creature isn't talking about peeing in the pools.

 

[Zweiland]

It's time for you to quit whatever you're doing with your life and join me as a full-time Sageteer. It's a pretty heavy work load, but it's a rewarding experience. The only bad part about the job is the complaints. As the Sageteer Commissioner, I have to deal with them. There's this one old lady who keeps complaining that there's not enough knitting among the Sageteers, and there's this one man-eating aquatic creature who has a weird request for more content regarding children's oceanic swimming habits.

That was inspiring. I have cast away my chains and have joined you in being online 24/7. Dobby is freeeee!

 

[StarWarsGirl]

I have just learned something, and based on my username, you can imagine why I'd find this quite disturbing.

Yoda almost looked like this:

He was almost played by a monkey...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/...=maing-grid7|main5|dl23|sec1_lnk2&pLid=408831

 

[MOXOMUMD]

Raisin Nuts might even be more so.

"I don't care who you are, that's funny right there."

 

[MOXOMUMD]

That was inspiring. I have cast away my chains and have joined you in being online 24/7. Dobby is freeeee!

In my mind I see a trash can giving a narwhal a sock but why either would have one is beyond me.

 

[acishere]

I have just learned something, and based on my username, you can imagine why I'd find this quite disturbing.

Yoda almost looked like this:

He was almost played by a monkey...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/20/yoda-monkey-star-wars_n_4309508.html?icid=maing-grid7|main5|dl23|sec1_lnk2&pLid=408831

I would pay good money to watch a version of Star Wars where they replace Yoda with a monkey wearing a mask. Heck, I would pay to watch Attack of the Clones if the Yoda in that was a monkey wearing a mask.