MOXOMUMD
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(walking up to condo, notice alligators ate all the food fight scraps in yard....and the garden gnomes, lets self in) Well Nemo (sweeps up silly string) I'm glad you enjoyed (puts pizza boxes in recycling bin) your evening out (takes bags of chicken wing bones to dumpster). I hope the Poly (sprays jello off porch, rolls up slip and slide) was quite enjoyable. (mops up syrup on kitchen floor) I replaced the vase @PUSH err, @Zweiland broke. (puts flowers in beer bottle found on floor) I see you disposed of the burnt hot tub chair. I found you a replacement. (pulls over wooden crate found in alley) It's comfortable. See? (Ow! pulls splinter out of butt)
@acishere hired a dj to clean the guest bedroom. (you know with the goat and @PUSH sharing a room and all) Yeah, that's what all the foam is from, cleaning. (closes guest room door quickly) Hmm? Oh the lights are the glow sticks he used while cleaning, yeah, cleaning haha. (distracts Nemo) The dj also helped me hang new curtains. (points to window) No. No I don't think they look like the guest room bedsheets at all. (wipes sweat from brow) That burnt wood smell? Well you see, somehow the goat got into the nachos (kicks random tortilla chips under couch) and he BMed a lot. Why was he wearing your slippers? (Mind racing) We let him outside to BM and didn't want his front hooves to get cold, haha. (face turning red) Why were they wet? Oh it must have been the late night dew. Your nightgown? (pushes Nemo into kitchen)
Here have a Nemo jello shot. (takes tray from fridge) @acishere made them from rum and some clear liquid he found. (sniff sniff) They do smell like fishbowl water. (discreetly hides Nemo shot in ficus planter) Oh and thank you for turning off the car alarm. (turns on coffee brewer) I told @trr1 , I mean those neighborhood kids not to play Dukes of Hazzard and slide across it. (puts cinnamon rolls in oven) Footprints on the hood and roof? Darn neighborhood kids! (glad I put slippers on the goat)
(pours Nemo a cup of coffee) What? Who BMed in the bathtub? It wasn't me! @PUSH ! @PUSH ! (still in corner pretending to be a non-talking trash can) Poor guy he's all BMed, I mean tuckered out from last night. (serves up cinnamon rolls) New kitchen decor? (gasps, plays it cool) Oh we thought you and Mr. Nemo would enjoy an after breakfast round of pin the tail on Meg. (carrys coffee and cinnamon rolls into livingroom, turns on Jake and the Neverland Pirates) Um if you get a bill for for chicken wings and a WWE pay-per-view, forward it to @Bob Saget . (good, Nemo is distracted by Jake, time to make my getaway) I'll let myself out. Have a good day! (notices some silly string still hanging from chandelier, quickly close door behind me)
Well that went well. (walks down front sidewalk) Ugh, I forgot the tuba! Well it's shiny now. (looks over and sees pool still full of melted ice cream and Baileys) Ewww! (shakes head and walks a little faster) I still think I'm forgetting something. (walk in my front door, snaps fingers) Why were all those pictures of @Megalodumb in Nemo's closet? (turns on Jake and the Neverland Pirates, gets distracted, forgets about pictures) YAWN! At least the police weren't called. (puts bandaid on skinned elbow from crawling out bedroom window) I can't wait until next time......zzzzzzzz. (falls back to sleep and dreams about Dole Whips lost in the ocean)
@acishere hired a dj to clean the guest bedroom. (you know with the goat and @PUSH sharing a room and all) Yeah, that's what all the foam is from, cleaning. (closes guest room door quickly) Hmm? Oh the lights are the glow sticks he used while cleaning, yeah, cleaning haha. (distracts Nemo) The dj also helped me hang new curtains. (points to window) No. No I don't think they look like the guest room bedsheets at all. (wipes sweat from brow) That burnt wood smell? Well you see, somehow the goat got into the nachos (kicks random tortilla chips under couch) and he BMed a lot. Why was he wearing your slippers? (Mind racing) We let him outside to BM and didn't want his front hooves to get cold, haha. (face turning red) Why were they wet? Oh it must have been the late night dew. Your nightgown? (pushes Nemo into kitchen)
Here have a Nemo jello shot. (takes tray from fridge) @acishere made them from rum and some clear liquid he found. (sniff sniff) They do smell like fishbowl water. (discreetly hides Nemo shot in ficus planter) Oh and thank you for turning off the car alarm. (turns on coffee brewer) I told @trr1 , I mean those neighborhood kids not to play Dukes of Hazzard and slide across it. (puts cinnamon rolls in oven) Footprints on the hood and roof? Darn neighborhood kids! (glad I put slippers on the goat)
(pours Nemo a cup of coffee) What? Who BMed in the bathtub? It wasn't me! @PUSH ! @PUSH ! (still in corner pretending to be a non-talking trash can) Poor guy he's all BMed, I mean tuckered out from last night. (serves up cinnamon rolls) New kitchen decor? (gasps, plays it cool) Oh we thought you and Mr. Nemo would enjoy an after breakfast round of pin the tail on Meg. (carrys coffee and cinnamon rolls into livingroom, turns on Jake and the Neverland Pirates) Um if you get a bill for for chicken wings and a WWE pay-per-view, forward it to @Bob Saget . (good, Nemo is distracted by Jake, time to make my getaway) I'll let myself out. Have a good day! (notices some silly string still hanging from chandelier, quickly close door behind me)
Well that went well. (walks down front sidewalk) Ugh, I forgot the tuba! Well it's shiny now. (looks over and sees pool still full of melted ice cream and Baileys) Ewww! (shakes head and walks a little faster) I still think I'm forgetting something. (walk in my front door, snaps fingers) Why were all those pictures of @Megalodumb in Nemo's closet? (turns on Jake and the Neverland Pirates, gets distracted, forgets about pictures) YAWN! At least the police weren't called. (puts bandaid on skinned elbow from crawling out bedroom window) I can't wait until next time......zzzzzzzz. (falls back to sleep and dreams about Dole Whips lost in the ocean)
