Where in the World is Bob Saget?

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englanddg

One Little Spark...
Are you by any chance using that drywall in the background?
To do what?

I don't get it.

Forgive me, I'm Obtuse.

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acishere

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Oooohhh...

Sorry, I'm in a Twerk-ing state of mind.

See, here's how it goes.

<sits at the piano>

Some folks like to Boog-a-loo,
Shake their booty tooooo,
A famous song.

Do the Hop,
Or the Bank Head Bounce,
Or the Tag-a-long.

While you're Walkin' like Bernie,
Or doing the Conga Line.

I'm in a Twerkin state of mind.

I seen all them music stars,
Try and start a craze,
On the dancing scene.

From Michael J. to Madonna,
They all tried,
To create a meme.

But, Billy Ray Cyrus,
Yes, his daughter turned out fine.

I'm in a Twerkin state of mind.

Some made it look easy,
During the Limbo phase.
When the Running Man would scuff up your shoes.

But the Harlem Shake, it was just a craze.

The Cha Cha Slide...

The Watusi too.

It all comes down to reality,
No one wants to see the Electric Slide.
They wanna see you shake your buttocks,
And rub on a guy.

I don't have any reasons,
I left them all behind...

I'm just in a Twerkin state of mind.



Oh, and Rhubarb.

You should watch Ray Donovan on Showtime. Jon Voight goes into a public library, starts blasting a music video about twerking on one of the computers, then calls up Elliott Gould's character (who he is trying to intimidate) and puts the phone up to the computer speaker. And that is only the beginning of Jon Voight's obsession with twerking on the show.

This show is supposed to be a serious drama.
 

englanddg

One Little Spark...
I've decided that I am going to share my super secret Guacamole Recipe with my fellow Sageteers.

Ingredients
4 Ripe Hass Avocados (should be slightly soft)
1 small to medium spanish onion or sweet onion (I prefer the former for this), chopped
Juice from 1 small lime
1 fresh Jalepeno Pepper, chopped
3/4 tsp Kosher Salt
1/2 tsp Cayanne Pepper
3/4 tsp Cumin
3 Plum / Roma tomatoes, chopped
1 clove minced garlic
1 1/2 tablespoons chopped fresh cilantro
Fresh Cracked Black Pepper (to taste)

In a medium mixing bowl, remove the meat from the avacados and add to the bowl.

Add the lime juice.

Toss until well coated. Allow to sit for a 5 - 7 minutes, and then toss again (this will prevent browning later).

Drain the lime juice, but keep it in a separate bowl.

Add the salt, cayanne pepper, cumin to the bowl with the avocado. Mash with a potato masher (or a large fork).

Then add the onion, tomatoes, jalepeno, cilantro and garlic. Mix with a fork.

Add 1 - 1 1/2 tablespoons of the lime juice to taste.

Add cracked black pepper to taste.

Get yourself some blue corn chips (or your favorite type), put on a baking sheet, salt lightly, bake for 5 - 7 minutes.

Dive in!

You are welcome for this snack break.
 

PUSH

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I was inspired to create my own parody, but of the song "Copacabana." It's not as good as england's, but I was bored and had nothing to do.

Her name was Meg, she was an exec
With nothing in her hair, and her dress cut down to there
She'd cut the budget, and cancel projects
And while she tried to make money, guests would always bark
Across the crowded park
She worked not at all
She was pretty old and she had money, who could ask for more?

At the Disney, the Disney Exec Office
The least creative spot east of the Mississippi
At the Disney, the Disney Exec Office
Benefits and money were always the honey
At the Disney Exec Office
 
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