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Ivory Tower Squabble EST 2011. WINDMILL SURVIVOR
I hope all the planning goes smoothly, like a breeze
In other news.. finally seen TMNT.
so...what to say.. I ended with mixed feeling. Half amused, half infuriated after so many head shakes.
The FEW Good things in the movie:
- Turtle Tots (they are adorable and their training part in the movie looks awesome)
- Fight between Splinter and the Shredder. (really good fight, sadly too short. You felt the emotion.)
- Donatello and Raphael. Specially Donnie.
The bad (almost all the rest):
- Megan Fox (forget about bad acting.. she improved BAD ACTING to WHOLE NEW LEVELS. You could swap her for a post or Tommy Wiseau, and they would do better than Megan Fox. Its like she was just told to "sit there, act pretty and talk the lines.. dont do anything else!" by the director. This was the infuriating part.. SHE ACTUALLY REGRESSED in her acting skills. She did "act" better in Transformers I.. unbelievable.
- Mickey dirty jokes. Just plain bad.. typical trash of Michael Bay movies. Mickey was plain unlickeable, obnoxious and creepy, TMNT 2012's as Mickey thousands times better.
- The Foot, they are just your typical Michael Bay Bad Dudes(tm), Just "filler" with zero skills, they act like any kind of bad soldier.. no ninja here.
- Karai has.. what? 5 lines.. and they last less than 5 minutes in total. She was totally wasted, she also was NOT A NINJA(she was using guns.. seriously!).
- Vernon (while some guys think that Vernon's oneliners were funny, some of them were.. but he fell many times to the same levels of Michael Bay Trash(tm).. He was sometimes creepy and instantly you could label him as your typical internet "Nice guy" or "M'lady" guy. His part in final fight was at least memorable.
- The director clearly shows that he is of the same type as Michael Bay.. except with ZERO experience and little skill. You could instantly see the horrible editing. You could go from one side to the next with no real bridge.. sometimes you get one boring bridge when there wasn't need of any! He sort of put all the attention, budget..etc.. on the CGI and the Action.. that he forgot the narrating.
Funny things: out of all the 20 people that were in the cinema with me.. 3 were kids.. 12 were younger than 30.. the rest were ADULTS OLDER THAN 30.. including a gradmah of around 70 years old.. who was clearly annoyed (I heard her complain how much they ruined Mickey.. I suppose she was a old skool fan)
Funfact.. the grandmah was there by herself.. alone.
Another bad thing.. The translation clearly messed up so many lines.. they clearly tried to "simplify" almost all the dialog to make it short as possible... and they unwillingly ruined a few things. Like translating "Mickey" (the michelangelo's short name) to "Mikai" (because it sounds like "Mickey" in spanish's spoken ABC)
Gotta love Grandmas that get out and about.