Where in the World is Bob Saget?

[PUSH]

Yup. Loved that.

Sandra is actually becoming my favorite since Rupert left. Didn't like her too much before that.

 

[Cesar R M]

Now I'm really worried about our car.

I just threw a world class pop-a-kook, and threw two kids out of my backyard. Physically.
(I'm sure the neighbours think I'm nuts!)

But seriously, I open the patio door to let out the dog, and my idiot son and two other skids are sitting on MY patio furniture, under MY pergola, using a propane torch to make hash oil in a fry pan.
Are you effing kidding me?

I booted the skids out, using an expletive or two, and the two punks just stand there and stare at me.
Are you effing kidding me?

So then, I tried to physically propel one from my deck, and he just digs in his heels and refuses to leave.
Are you effing kidding me?

Pretty sure the Sageteermobile is in peril.

I will be back shortly, after I have my stroke.

seriously.. you cant force them to be in a bootcamp or something to straight them up?

 

[PUSH]

Just watched the second to last episode of season 7 where Burton was blindsided. Loved that move. The three women played it beautifully with making Burton and Jon believe they were still in charge.

Next up is the finale. The previews made it seem like it will be a final three for the first time, but I could be wrong, so don't tell me if it isn't!

PS- Still hate Jon.

 

[Cesar R M]

Teenage Mutant Sumo Turtles...

LETS ROLL!!!

 

[NYwdwfan]

Just watched the second to last episode of season 7 where Burton was blindsided. Loved that move. The three women played it beautifully with making Burton and Jon believe they were still in charge.

Next up is the finale. The previews made it seem like it will be a final three for the first time, but I could be wrong, so don't tell me if it isn't!

PS- Still hate Jon.

Couldn't spoil that if I wanted to - it was 10 years ago - I'd have to google it to jog my memory!

 

[PUSH]

Couldn't spoil that if I wanted to - it was 10 years ago - I'd have to google it to jog my memory!

Do you even remember who all of the final 5 are??

SPOILER!

Burton, Jon, Sandra, Darrah, and Lill? Darrah you probably wouldn't. She's super bland and doesn't say anything. Kind of reminds me of that one girl from two or three seasons ago. Except I can't remember her name or face, I just remember us complaining about how boring she was on the Survivor thraed.

 

[PUSH]

@JenniferS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Look!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.buzzfeed.com/leonoraepstein/which-titanic-character-are-you#4bjswbz

I got Rose.

You got: Rose
You are romantic, independent, stylish, smart, witty, and pretty! Damn. And you can survive anything. Amazing.

At least I know I'm pretty...

 

[MOXOMUMD]

 

[donaldtoo]

Woof...!
The craptop chose to participate a few times tonight. But, it looks like it's done for now.
Been bouncin' 'round between the craptop and my phone, again.
Yea, at this point I'm pretty sure the little PC is just jackin' with me.
Can't wait for SIL to take a look at it this weekend.
At least then I'll know for sure.

 

[JenniferS]

woow.. just wow.. you just wasted 1200$ and your son just destroyed it again by a reckless driving?
maybe its time to completely remove his driving privileges?

It's not reckless when you hit critters.
I've hit multiple squirrels and possums, one skunk, one fox, hundreds of frogs, and two raccoons in my day. Them's the joys of living just within city limits.

I've always told my kids to hit anything smaller than a deer, rather than swerve and end up in the ditch.

What ticks me is that he didn't say anything, although he still insists it wasn't him. The hairs stuck in the crack look like raccoon fur to me. Maybe I should just get mad at the critters! Or the cheap-a$$ $1200 plastic bumper.

Anyways, I currently have bigger annoyances with which to deal. Like druggies in my backyard.

 

[Zweiland]

@JenniferS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Look!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.buzzfeed.com/leonoraepstein/which-titanic-character-are-you#4bjswbz

I got Rose.

You got: Rose
You are romantic, independent, stylish, smart, witty, and pretty! Damn. And you can survive anything. Amazing.

At least I know I'm pretty...

You got: Jack Dawson
You’re adventurous with a capital A and you have a heart of gold. Like, YOU’D DIE FOR PEOPLE. You’re also a blend of handy and artsy, which is cool. You are king of the world.

 

[StarWarsGirl]

Now I'm really worried about our car.

I just threw a world class pop-a-kook, and threw two kids out of my backyard. Physically.
(I'm sure the neighbours think I'm nuts!)

But seriously, I open the patio door to let out the dog, and my idiot son and two other skids are sitting on MY patio furniture, under MY pergola, using a propane torch to make hash oil in a fry pan.
Are you effing kidding me?

I booted the skids out, using an expletive or two, and the two punks just stand there and stare at me.
Are you effing kidding me?

So then, I tried to physically propel one from my deck, and he just digs in his heels and refuses to leave.
Are you effing kidding me?

Pretty sure the Sageteermobile is in peril.

I will be back shortly, after I have my stroke.

I'm so sorry. I don't know if this helps or not, but just remember that you are not the only parent who goes through this. It doesn't reflect on you as a parent, and your son may go into his 20s and come out of all of this as he matures. As for his friends, well, that may pass for them too. We've had to deal with our neighbor's idiot son doing stupid things (like shooting BBs at my car), so you are also not the first to deal with that either. A threat to call the police to remove them for tresspassing may just do the trick...

As far as the car goes, I did some damage to my car once because of stupidity within the first six months of having my licese. It wasn't serious and was more inexperience on my part than recklessness, but it did happen (and no damage has been done to the car since, other than an idiot who hit me in a parking lot a few months ago and damaged the bumper.) I don't know if that helps either, and I know your son was driving recklessly, but that too shall pass, and if it doesn't, as an adult, he'll find himself without a ride because he either 1.) can't get insurance or 2.) lost his license.

And if none of that helped, here's a picture of a baby elephant

 

[JenniferS]

@JenniferS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Look!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.buzzfeed.com/leonoraepstein/which-titanic-character-are-you#4bjswbz

I got Rose.

You got: Rose
You are romantic, independent, stylish, smart, witty, and pretty! Damn. And you can survive anything. Amazing.

At least I know I'm pretty...

So, @PUSH - what are you doing this weekend?

You got: Jack Dawson
You’re adventurous with a capital A and you have a heart of gold. Like, YOU’D DIE FOR PEOPLE. You’re also a blend of handy and artsy, which is cool. You are king of the world.

20th Century Fox/Paramount / Via screencapped.net

 

[JenniferS]

I'm so sorry. I don't know if this helps or not, but just remember that you are not the only parent who goes through this. It doesn't reflect on you as a parent, and your son may go into his 20s and come out of all of this as he matures. As for his friends, well, that may pass for them too. We've had to deal with our neighbor's idiot son doing stupid things (like shooting BBs at my car), so you are also not the first to deal with that either. A threat to call the police to remove them for tresspassing may just do the trick...

As far as the car goes, I did some damage to my car once because of stupidity within the first six months of having my licese. It wasn't serious and was more inexperience on my part than recklessness, but it did happen (and no damage has been done to the car since, other than an idiot who hit me in a parking lot a few months ago and damaged the bumper.) I don't know if that helps either, and I know your son was driving recklessly, but that too shall pass, and if it doesn't, as an adult, he'll find himself without a ride because he either 1.) can't get insurance or 2.) lost his license.

And if none of that helped, here's a picture of a baby elephant
View attachment 60655

Okay, now you're going to make me cry.

Yes, it all helps. The baby elephant especially.

 

[donaldtoo]

OK gang, DWifey is almost home, so I be gone...!!!
Y'all be cool...!
Laterrrrrrrrrrr...!!!!!

 

[PUSH]

It's not reckless when you hit critters.
I've hit multiple squirrels and possums, one skunk, one fox, hundreds of frogs, and two raccoons in my day. Them's the joys of living just within city limits.

I've always told my kids to hit anything smaller than a deer, rather than swerve and end up in the ditch.

What ticks me is that he didn't say anything, although he still insists it wasn't him. The hairs stuck in the crack look like raccoon fur to me. Maybe I should just get mad at the critters! Or the cheap-a$$ $1200 plastic bumper.

Anyways, I currently have bigger annoyances with which to deal. Like druggies in my backyard.

Your comment to hit animals (no live feeders, no in an animal abuse type of way) reminded me of something.

Back in probably late May or June me, friend 1 and friend 2 were taking friend 1's girlfriend home at around 1:30am. We were watching a movie and she had fallen asleep and was out of it. She lives about 15-20 minutes from town in the country. We were driving on a back road to go to her house. I was in the back seat with friend 2, and we weren't really paying attention when we heard a shriek coming from friend 1's girlfriend followed closely by a slam on the breaks. Friend 2 and I immediately assumed we were going to hit a deer. Want to guess what it was? A bunny! A freaking bunny! My heart literally stopped as did friend 1 and friend 2's. One of the scariest moments of my life. And it was a bunny! There was a lot of "Oh my gosh"s afterward and a lot of deep breaths. Still can't get over it.

 

[Zweiland]

I'm so sorry. I don't know if this helps or not, but just remember that you are not the only parent who goes through this. It doesn't reflect on you as a parent, and your son may go into his 20s and come out of all of this as he matures. As for his friends, well, that may pass for them too. We've had to deal with our neighbor's idiot son doing stupid things (like shooting BBs at my car), so you are also not the first to deal with that either. A threat to call the police to remove them for tresspassing may just do the trick...

As far as the car goes, I did some damage to my car once because of stupidity within the first six months of having my licese. It wasn't serious and was more inexperience on my part than recklessness, but it did happen (and no damage has been done to the car since, other than an idiot who hit me in a parking lot a few months ago and damaged the bumper.) I don't know if that helps either, and I know your son was driving recklessly, but that too shall pass, and if it doesn't, as an adult, he'll find himself without a ride because he either 1.) can't get insurance or 2.) lost his license.

And if none of that helped, here's a picture of a baby elephant
View attachment 60655

If we're doing cute animals, I can help with that.

For you @JenniferS:

 

[PUSH]

You got: Jack Dawson
You’re adventurous with a capital A and you have a heart of gold. Like, YOU’D DIE FOR PEOPLE. You’re also a blend of handy and artsy, which is cool. You are king of the world.

I'm not comfortable with you being Jack while I'm Rose...

 

[PUSH]

So, @PUSH - what are you doing this weekend?

You got: Jack Dawson
You’re adventurous with a capital A and you have a heart of gold. Like, YOU’D DIE FOR PEOPLE. You’re also a blend of handy and artsy, which is cool. You are king of the world.

20th Century Fox/Paramount / Via screencapped.net

That face is slightly disturbing for some reason.

 

[Zweiland]

I'm not comfortable with you being Jack while I'm Rose...