Where in the World is Bob Saget?

[donaldtoo]

At out fancy dinner hubby went to the bathroom and there were 2 doors - one with a "w" which he figured was "women" and one with a "wc" and he didn't know what that meant so he came back to the table. Turns out both were "water closets" and bathrooms for both genders.



There's also "Ehhhhhh" like this guy says:
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Missing c, huh...Meg must run the place, so I BM.

And he also says this...

 

[donaldtoo]

So I upload to PhotoBucket then post:

SausageTrek

"Set Phasers for grill marks!"

 

[StarWarsGirl]

So I upload to PhotoBucket then post:

SausageTrek

The sad part about that is I can tell you which episode that came from...

 

[donaldtoo]

Didn't he change his name to Snoop Lion recently?

I thought it was TAFKASD...?

 

[donaldtoo]

I wanna play. My name would be Notta Rapphan.

"Crispy D", here...!

 

[acishere]

The sad part about that is I can tell you which episode that came from...

What did Wil Wheton screw up during the Memorial Day BBQ to make this scene necessary?

 

[StarWarsGirl]

What did Wil Wheton screw up during the Memorial Day BBQ to make this scene necessary?

Of course. Wil Wheaton is evil. He lies about his Meemaw being dead to win a card game, he told a false story to win a bowling game, and he was mean to Sheldon. There's no telling what other acts of evil he has been up to.

 

[JenniferS]

So PO'd.

I was out running a bunch of errands (oh crap, I just realized I forgot milk) and found a speeding ticket on the floor - passenger-side, lodged under the seat.

This is Son #1's second flipping ticket in less than 22 months!

FYI - the ticket is from May 18th, and he hasn't said a word about it! UGH!!!

 

[Cesar R M]

I got up early to post today's wake-up picture and it's a d*mn GIF.

You cuold have used imgur as well
photobucket as the tendency of blocking the images when they reach certain quota.. and give you a generic "looks whos popular" and then asking you to pay for extra transfer Mb.

I know that you are out of school right now, but, in the event that you might want to one day take up Canadian citizenship, this is important. Ask Jennifer, I'm sure that they teach this in University, eh.

You do not, I repeat do not ask a question with "eh"! In other words no one would say "Is it, eh?" they would work with "It is, eh"! The question usage is not to get specific item information, it is an affirmation of what you said. A shortened version of... "It is, I'm sure you must agree!" In more basic terms one would never say, "Can you pick up a case of Molson at the store, eh?" What would be said is, "Pick up a case of Molson, eh! That would be followed by.. Don't drink it on the way home, eh!

I bet I could get an "almost canadian" award, since I throw the "eh" a lot.

 

[Cesar R M]

Has anyone seen the new raplike Mine Train commercial where the Dwarfs are "hiphop"?

yeah. its a total.... TRAIN WRECK!

"Hi ho" takes on a whole new meaning with the rap version.

well dem miners knows whats going on. "bros b4 hos"

 

[Cesar R M]

I already claimed that as my rap name.

I'm Lucky D Dino

I dominate Lucky as the one who should give us all RAP names!

 

[Cesar R M]

I need these. All of these.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/norbertobriceno/sweet-mexican-treats-that-you-probably-forgot-about

Especially these.

.... @Cesar R M make this dream come true, yes?

aaah, you like conchas ?
I eat them as well, but maan.. pure sugar and dough.. so.. You get fat easily D:

Yo Yo Nemo, that name is tight girl........yo.

for shizzle brah!

Kind of embarrassing that y'all know I sleep until 10:30 most mornings.

I might as well admit that I am just now having my first coffee of the day, and it is fabulous!

Dont you have a real excuse to dont wake up early? I mean, you're free for now!

A liberal arts college, Skidmore, in upstate New York is offering students a chance to get schooled in the ways of Miley Cyrus by offering a course this summer in sociology and will use the controversial pop star as a way to examine gender identity, entertainment, media and fame.

Miley Cyrus 101

I wonder if the graduation party includes a wrecking ball swing.

 

[Cesar R M]

What is work?

Wrong question bro..

Originally I cringed when I read this, but seriously, is she any worse than Madonna?

Sadly, Madonna thinks she is still relevant, and is trying to impact your 10 year old.

Was there anything nastier than seeing her stick her tongue down Britney's throat? I don't know anyone who thought that was hot.

To be honest, I think Madonna is very "soft" compared to LadyGaga and Miley.
both are seriously crazy for sexist, almost nude acts, undressing..etc..

 

[acishere]

So PO'd.

I was out running a bunch of errands (oh crap, I just realized I forgot milk) and found a speeding ticket on the floor - passenger-side, lodged under the seat.

This is Son #1's second flipping ticket in less than 22 months!

FYI - the ticket is from May 18th, and he hasn't said a word about it! UGH!!!

If he was trying to hide this from you, why put the ticket there....

 

[Cesar R M]

glass floor on sky deck cracks while family is on it:
http://glenview.suntimes.com/2014/05/29/willis-tower-skydeck-ledge-cracks-tourists-visit/

we're reassured that it was just the coating and that it was designed to do that, huh? Who designs a protective coating that is helping to hold you 103 floors above the ground to crack on purpose?

I will reiterate the story I posted in the past where my friend, who was quite overweight at the time and probably upwards of 200 pounds, felt the need to do the "Rerun" dance from "What's Happenin'?" while on the glass deck of the Toronto tower near Blue Jays stadium (@JenniferS please insert the correct name of the building here!) while I lay on the floor just peeking my face over the glass to look down.

still makes me wonder what makes these people think they should do that?
just like 3000 people jumping at same time to make the building shake and not expecting it to crack with the resonance + weight.

 

[Cesar R M]

Second try


Your Rapper Name Is: Ghetto Assassin

I got MAD PESOS..
I'm sold! (ps, pesos = mexican currency)

 

[acishere]

Of course. Wil Wheaton is evil. He lies about his Meemaw being dead to win a card game, he told a false story to win a bowling game, and he was mean to Sheldon. There's no telling what other acts of evil he has been up to.

His decision to continue acting is bad enough.

 

[JenniferS]

If he was trying to hide this from you, why put the ticket there....

He didn't put it there. Apparently he lost it, and couldn't find it.
And of course, looking under the seat requires EFFORT.

 

[StarWarsGirl]

So PO'd.

I was out running a bunch of errands (oh crap, I just realized I forgot milk) and found a speeding ticket on the floor - passenger-side, lodged under the seat.

This is Son #1's second flipping ticket in less than 22 months!

FYI - the ticket is from May 18th, and he hasn't said a word about it! UGH!!!

Well, just gonna be honest here, if I got a speeding ticket (never have) and I could just pay it with money in my bank account without telling my parents about it, I would...it's very stupid, I know, but I would probably try it. Unless I thought that the ticket was invalid or I shouldn't have been issued it, in which case I'd have my dad go to court. He once got my mom's ticket reduced.

 

[JenniferS]

Well, just gonna be honest here, if I got a speeding ticket (never have) and I could just pay it with money in my bank account without telling my parents about it, I would...it's very stupid, I know, but I would probably try it. Unless I thought that the ticket was invalid or I shouldn't have been issued it, in which case I'd have my dad go to court. He once got my mom's ticket reduced.

Unless you have your own insurance policy, they will know as soon as the renewal comes in.

Some parental advice here - IF you ever get a ticket, by all means pay it, BUT a week or so afterwards, fess up, apologize, and say that you have already paid it.

If my son had done this, I would be ten-fold less ticked!