Where in the World is Bob Saget?

[acishere]

What's the "red pill"?

A pill that is red.

 

[acishere]

That you know all about the true workings of the Matrix, the reality of what has become of your world.

Why oh why didn't I take the blue pill?

 

[JenniferS]

Why oh why didn't I take the blue pill?

The "little blue pill"?

 

[JenniferS]

You will have to drop the metric system though, that is just plain un-merican.

Ah, just plug your nose and take the plunge.
I've been giving you lessons for months now.

 

[acishere]

The "little blue pill"?

 

[JenniferS]

It's a movie, you know.

Spoiler

About a guy who accidentally takes two of them.

 

[Goofyernmost]

Ah, just plug your nose and take the plunge.
I've been giving you lessons for months now.

Yes, and just like when I was in school, I wasn't paying attention. Didn't affect me, didn't care, didn't want to know. My blood flows red, white and blue. Denial is not just a river in Egypt.

Spoiler

And it sure doesn't have any Maple Leaf's floating in the middle.

 

[Cesar R M]

So I type this from the ER - hubby, not me. He started getting violently ill around noon. Managed to drive home but collapsed on the driveway. I was going to drive him to ER but I was at school picking up the kids and my neighbor's two sons heard him screaming and called the ambulance. My parents met me at school and took the kids to their house. They think spinal fluid leaked from epidural shots and caused the symptoms (awful migraine, stomach pains, blurred vision, etc.) He finally got meds and is sleeping now. Thank goodness too because the pain was making him one nasty guy. So I have no idea how long they will keep him and I don't want to go get dinner in case he wakes up when I am gone. The granola bar from the vending machine is only going to hold me off so long.

Cant you order something to be delivered at the hospital?
Also, that sucks, I hope your hubby recovers fast.

I can't. They are too humorous. I can't ignore them. Even if they irk me, they are like a train wreck you have to gawk at them.

Over the years on this sight and another I have a specific collection of PMs that I just can't delete. The kind that are so immature that you can't even respond to, you have to willfully just ignore the message and wet yourself with laughter. I keep these and reread them when I need a chuckle. Sometimes they are so precious you just have to share with others, it is selfish to hoard them ya know. Wig out or self righteous PMs are more fun than the regular posts because the sender lacked the inner strength to post them on a thread. I get so much enjoyment out of my collection.

Exactly the same reason I was thinking about "certain" individuals.

 

[Goofyernmost]

Why oh why didn't I take the blue pill?

Cause after 4 hours you have to go to the ER. Personally I'd go to the Enquirer... that would be news worthy!

 

[Cesar R M]

Just so everyone knows, my pizza came and I am no longer hungry.

so.. Pizza was devoured?

Sadly, the girl who loves almost all food, cares for neither pizza, nor Chinese.

You could always order it for yourself then laugh at her "NO FOOD FOR YOU!" (I'm evil I know lol)

 

[Cesar R M]

You don't like pizza??!! That's un-American, even for a Canadian.

Un American? thats in-human!
Pizza is the blood of the humanity! (and the steaks and seafood too)

Yes and no.

It's NOT going to cost me $7.00 in delivery fee and $3.00 for a tip to take my own "highest in class" fuel efficient car 9km round trip.

Don't forget your time as well. What productive thing could you have accomplished while waiting for the delivery. A person like yourself is worth plenty during that time. I'm thinking you even lost money during that time. BTW, you tip way too much, but then again, I'm old and cheap. (frugal)

Goofy.. seriously, stop stealing my opinions
I was also gonna mention that regarding "time = money".

 

[Cesar R M]

My 80 year old neighbor is quicker than XP.

Except Vista, Vista was slower than a the biggest oiler tanker ever..

Most IT guys would have told you to reboot anyway!

Or to check the cables.

When I called IT at my old job I would tell them the issue and add "and I already rebooted and it did not magically fix."

Funnily, most IT guys here would blame your computer after that step... because their "it" titles are worth nothing. (I know a lot of friends who passed their classes by copying and cheating).
makes us real ITs suffer to get jobs :/

 

[Cesar R M]

"Beauty sleep” is such bull. I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan.

I saw this on Twitter (although censored a bit) and find it very offensive.

Well, that's because you forgot to dust yourself with Angel's face.. .some Pond's and finishing with a guacamole splatter in your face to raise your spirits.

No!
I can see it now...!!!
Kung Pao Pizza, Sweet and Sour pizza, Beef and broccoli pizza!!!!!
Beyond AWESOME...!!!!!!!

NO.. NO.. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..

 

[NYwdwfan]

Home sweet home!! Off to sleep. Going to stop at the hospital before going to work. Gotta bring hubby a phone charger - I have to start keeping a spare one in the car. We (sadly) always end up in the hospital with low batteries in our phones. Good night all and thank you for the kind thoughts!!

 

[Cesar R M]

Got to head out. Mom is arriving either late tomorrow or Thursday, depending on how she's doing with the drive up from FL. Either way, I've got to get my sleep now while I still can. Not sure when I'll be back on - probably before the weekend though. Love you all!

have lots of fun nemo!

There needs to be a steak and potato vending machine.

or at least one of these:

Storms from last night must have passed border inspection and are now visiting Canada.

They were clearly just "passing by" as visitors in transit.

 

[acishere]

have lots of fun nemo!



or at least one of these:

Is this the answer to: "Can anyone make a pizza worse than Little Caesars?"

 

[Cesar R M]

pretty sure people will have more fun rewinding that sucker. (the VHS)

It's a movie, you know.

Spoiler

About a guy who accidentally takes two of them.

but that is not a pill, that's a suppository.

 

[Cesar R M]

Is this the answer to: "Can anyone make a pizza worse than Little Caesars?"

Dunno about your city, but here Domino's is total crap D:
so anything worse than Domino's is a miracle.

 

[acishere]

Dunno about your city, but here Domino's is total crap D:
so anything worse than Domino's is a miracle.

Purchasing Dominoes in the NYC metro area is considered insulting to pizza.

 

[StarWarsGirl]

Crazy roads and people today.

Someone wrecked a car off of I-83. Three bodies were found inside. Backed up traffic for 5-7 miles. I was with a friend, we sat there for 45 minutes until I made it to an exit and got off.

A guy crashed a truck into a building where one of the local news stations is located.

Roadwork turned my commute to get my friend from 15 minutes to 30 minutes.

Someone backed into my car in a parking lot and left a dent. My dad saw it and assumed that I did something and was furious, but thankfully my friend was with me most of the time while I was driving and vouched for me.