Where in the World is Bob Saget?

[donaldtoo]

I was always best at:

A) multiple choice tests
B) multiple choice tests
C) multiple choice tests
D) all of the above

Don't forget...
E) a blender

 

[unkadug]

Ketchup/catsup...and, like some of y'all, BBQ sauce. But, a lot of times I just like 'em fresh, hot, and salty-plain.

I ate at a little BBQ restaurant today that had great sauce that I used as my french fry dipping sauce.

 

[JenniferS]

But they are Canadian so at the end of the day they are your problem. So please come and get them out of my area's waterways. They are being total jerks.

Want me to pick up the Biebs while I'm at it?

 

[acishere]

Want me to pick up the Biebs while I'm at it?

Just put him in a cage with the geese.

 

[JenniferS]

She can come get Justin while she's here also!

Jinx, great minds think alike.
Just came across your comment.

 

[JenniferS]

Depending on the grader, I'll take essays over multiple-choice too. Some professors you just can't get any leeway from on essays and you never get above a B. I thought I wrote one of my best essays ever last semester for my English final, and ended up getting a D on it. The grading is so subjective.

Yikes!

 

[donaldtoo]

OK, I think it's about time I found a regular avatar that more closely corresponds to my user name.

 

[Gabe1]

Given how horrible my statistics professor is...I looked her up on Rate My Professors. She's got 8 pages of nothing but good reviews...except for one random person who didn't even leave any comments, so can't take that too seriously...
2,000 students? Yeesh. I'm used to classes of 25 or less, usually less...lecture halls do not exist at my college

Yeah, the students at UofI really admire her, fostered a love of statistics and the understanding of it. My sons first college was small and they also only had small classrooms. A good chunk of my DD courses were in massive lecture halls. The class she was the TA for was only 25 Freshman though. I want to say she had about 35,000 students. Beautiful and huge campus.

 

[Lucky]

OK, I think it's about time I found a regular avatar that more closely corresponds to my user name.

So you're just using that duck until you find a good photo of Donald Trump?

 

[Goofyernmost]

Oh sure, but the Canadian gets grief for stealing the trash can's jokes.

We have much higher expectations of Canadians, eh? All I ever heard from my Canadian in-laws was how much more moral and upstanding they were then those from the states. So you must live up to that reputation.

• April 22: National Jelly Bean Day

Weird! I haven't purchased Jelly Beans in 20 years. Today, on impulse I bought a bag of them. How did I know this was National Jelly Bean Day. I don't know!

Although I love tomatoes and I like ketchup/catsup, I'm not as big a fan as some. I mostly like my burgers with just mustard and maybe a little mayo, but, you won't ever catch me puttin' it on hot dogs, sausages, brats, etc. It just doesn't belong there IMHO.

In that case I would have to say that your opinion is just wrong!

Canada geese are nasty, territorial creatures.
They've even attacked ME before, so it's not like they're xenophobes!

Here in North Carolina we have many "permanent" resident Canadian Geese. They are always casually crossing roads in front of moving cars and in one instance one attacked my car. They apparently find the climate here more suitable or they are tired of making the trip every year. Anyway, I'm tempted to turn them into the authorities because I'm pretty sure none of them have a green card or work permit. They might even be fugitives for all I know.

 

[JenniferS]

Not a big deal of course, but for the record, they're Canada Geese, not Canadian Geese.

 

[acishere]

So you're just using that duck until you find a good photo of Donald Trump?

I'll save @donaldtoo some time and just give him this.

 

[donaldtoo]

My DH is having some issues and the stress is mounting with his Mom, memory issues and physical aliments, 87 years old. Yesterday he and his brothers went to look at a facility which kinda goes against the kinda care she wishes. She knows her independent living is quickly coming to an end. Last night I slept 3 hours cause he was flipp'n around in his sleep, muttering and a few loud snores thrown in for good measure. Likely that comment came as I was tired and didn't have a peaceful environment to sleep in.

Not that I didn't mean it though.

Sincerely, so very sorry to hear, Gabe. I hope it all goes as smoothly as possible and that your hubby and all of y'all can be better with it over time. Not fun, never is.

And, as far as the comment goes...
It made me chuckle, actually!
I almost never take anything personal-like, even if it's meant that way...!

 

[donaldtoo]

I'll save @donaldtoo some time and just give him this.

Yep. That DEFINITELY trumps any crazy- pic of the actual Donald my user name refers too...!!!

 

[unkadug]

Not a big deal of course, but for the record, they're Canada Geese, not Canadian Geese.

So...are you saying the geese from Canada are not very good at grammar?

 

[StarWarsGirl]

@JenniferS

 

[unkadug]

@JenniferS

Why did the elephant cross the road?

 

[donaldtoo]

I remember your snack breaks from the last time you worked there.

And, oh my, there have been PLENTY more that I just haven't posted about. Thankfully, some things never change...!

 

[StarWarsGirl]

Why did the elephant cross the road?

My guess is to get to the other side.

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

 

[MOXOMUMD]

Just put him in a cage with the geese.

We don't want to get arrested for animal cruelty.