Good gawd I heard stories but haven't seen it. Wow! What does it cost??
My neighbor bought a new grill (you know, the couple who doesn't work? Yeah, I'm not bitter) and they're apparently going away for the day tomorrow. He asked me to "watch his grill" for the day, if I can. Not the house, mind you, just the grill.
I don't plan on being home at all tomorrow. Watch your own damn grill.
A neighbor a few houses down bought a motorcycle. I'm certain he walked into the show room and said "which is the loudest, most obnoxious bike you got? ILL TAKE IT" and I'm very glad that he didn't buy a helmet.
It's like they're competing for aye hole of the month award.