Where in the World is Bob Saget?

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brifraz

Marching along...
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Clearly you haven't waved your cane enough while sitting in your porch!.
TEACH NATURE WHOS THE BOSS!
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EPA! EPA! (his vision in the Simpsons movie is one of my favorite parts)

--edit - actually it is more the misinterpretation of his vision that is really funny.
 

MOXOMUMD

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I love love love olive. Black or Green, out of the can. I don't like them mixing in with other things.
Every Christmas and Thanksgiving my sister would get in the bowl before they were put on the table and stick one on all ten fingers. :depressed: I'll only eat them buried in the mess of toppings on a pizza with the works.
 

Gabe1

Ivory Tower Squabble EST 2011. WINDMILL SURVIVOR
Every Christmas and Thanksgiving my sister would get in the bowl before they were put on the table and stick one on all ten fingers. :depressed: I'll only eat them buried in the mess of toppings on a pizza with the works.

Me too! My Mom learned to buy more jars for the holidays.
 

Cesar R M

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...at least it's not snow.

Finally caught up. May have permanently altered my vision by reading around 10 pages on my phone but that's the price one pays for falling behind.
Pretty sure your job will only last 5 minutes as everyone pumps another 10-20 pages ;)

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there is never catching up ;)

Alright @NYwdwfan my luck isn't as good as yours here. I'm down $5. So help me win it back and pick a roulette color!
Ahem, I would love some suggestions as well on the lotto numbers.
 

englanddg

One Little Spark...
Ya'll don't get to see this, since I post it elsewhere...but...here's where I get all the pics from...

I write out the whole thing elsewhere. Anyhow, here is the pizza recipe if you are interested.

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I'm gonna make a fresh half all meat combo / combo (as we would call it at CEC). The dough is really the highlight of the recipe, as the toppings are rather common.

This is gonna be a two parter. Why? Well, first we have to make the dough.

Therefore, I aim to correct that. The last time I made this was last time the kiddo came to visit. She adored helping out. It's an easy recipe, it's hands on (kids love that) and it's fun to make (kids also love that!).

The only time we had more fun making something that she actually helped a lot for was chocolate chip cookies (which, I'll post that recipe later).

I will state up front, if you have a mixer with a pastry hook, use it. I don't, so I'll be doing this by hand and with a spoon. While kneading is fun, it's also not so fun... :p The dough hook does it better.

Anyhow, moving on. Here's what you'll need for phase 1.



Mix the dry ingredients together by hand

4.25 cups of bread or AP flour (the former will make a crispier dough, the latter will work fine. Chill it prior in the freezer for about an hour)
1.75 tsp of kosher salt
1 tsp (about 3/4 a package) of instant yeast



Then add the olive oil and water.

.25 cup of olive oil
1.75 cup of water at around 50 - 55 degree temp



Keep mixing by hand until the dough takes shape.



Then start using a spoon to mix it. While using the spoon to turn the bowl, stir it 5 minutes one way.



Then 5 minutes the other way.



Let it rest for 5 - 10 minutes, then remove it to a cutting surface. Split it in half.



Then form into a bun, using your hands to "wrap" the dough around itself into a mushroom shape. You are looking for a smooth top.



Then "seal" the base of the "bun" by pinching the ends together.



You should end up with two buns, these will make two large pizzas.



After this, set each bun on a small plate, and coat the buns with olive oil or canola oil.



Wrap with saran wrap tightly, and then refrigerate for at least 12 - 18 hours.



We're gonna let it rise (or proof) overnight. So, end of part 1!

Ok. New day. Time for Part 2!

Dough has proofed overnight in the fridge. Time to bring them back up to room temp for the "roll out" (aka sheeting).

Remove the buns from the fridge and uncover them. If they have flattened a bit overnight, that's ok. You can tighten up the buns the same way you used to form them the night before. Set them on a plate and put them aside, checking every now and then to be sure they are not drying out.



While that's going, lets start the prep for the toppings. As mentioned prior, I'm going to make a half all meat combo, half super combo. The toppings are as follows.

All Meat Combo
Pepperoni
Beef
Sausage
Canadian Bacon
Bacon Bits

Super Combo
Pepperoni
Beef
Sausage
Black Olives
Green Peppers
Onions
Mushrooms

For pepperoni, I bought Boars Head pre-sliced pepperoni. So, no real prep there. Same with the black olives, as they are canned. And, the mushrooms (baby bellas) are also pre-sliced.

Slice 4 of the strips of thick cut bacon to make small chunks. Saute this in a skillet until well rendered. Then pour off the majority of the bacon grease.

Some nice ground mild Italian sausage. Saute this in the same skillet. No need to season it, as the bacon grease will do this nicely.

For the beef, I have some nice ground chuck. Saute this in a skillet over medium heat, adding a healthy pinch of kosher salt halfway through cooking for some extra flavour.

Chop the onion.



Chop the green pepper.



Slice the Canadian Bacon.



And, viola, toppings are ready!

Next, it's time to work on the cheese blend. Many recipes call for shredded mozzerella, and that's a must. But, I like my cheese topping with a bit more...oomph (and yes, that is a technical pizza term, consider yourself edumicated). So, to that, I'm going to add asiago cheese, monterey jack, pecorino romano, and mild cheddar.

I start by shredding about 4 oz of the pecorino romano and 8 oz of the Asiago in a food processor. You can do this by hand, but the food processor is so much more fun!

Replace the shredding blade with the chopping blade and add 3 oz of shredded mild chedder, 6 oz of monterey jack, and 8 oz of mozzerella. Blitz a few times. Don't do it too much, or it will turn into a ball of mush. You are looking for a nice dice. It helps to chill (or freeze) the cheese first.



Now it's time to work on the sauce. There are lots of ways to make sauce that involve stewing, etc...but I like the quick and dirty kind. Simple ingredients.

1 15oz can of Tomato Sauce
1 6oz can of tomato paste (to thicken it up)
1 Tbls of dried oregano
1 tsp ground paprika
.25 tsp sugar
Garlic Powder to taste (about 1/3 tsp)

Add the tomato sauce and paste to a bowl, and mix until well blended. Then add the seasonings and stir thoroughly. If you want some more texture to the sauce, then you can added a half a can of diced tomatoes.



Ok, we are ready for the next step!

 

englanddg

One Little Spark...
On a clean counter, spread yellow corn meal liberally around the surface. Then, carefully peeling the bun off the plate (if it sticks, that's ok, just rebun it), place the bun onto the center of your surface.



Using a rolling pin, alternating directions, roll the dough out into a rough circle, about 1/4 of it's original thickness. The dough will be springy, and you will see air bubbles pop as you roll. This is expected, and actually a very good sign.



Once you have the dough largely flattened, begin to tug around the edges, working in a circular motion. You'll want to wrap some of the dough partially around your thumb, and use your other hand to hold the center of the dough in place. As you do this, be aware of "thin spots" that may form on the inside of the dough. Try to avoid this.



As a side note, this is the same thing that you see when people are "tossing pizzas". You can toss if you like (it take a bit of practice, and yes I can do it, but not while taking pictures of myself!). More often, you won't toss. That is more for show. However, using the backs of your hands and your knuckles is a great way to thin out and shape the dough. I did actually do this when I made this pizza, but I also did the method shown above. Both work. The method I showed is easier to control and creates less mess (flour on the floor, etc.).

When finished, you should have a nice blob that looks something like this.



If it's not a proper circle, that's ok. That's what panning is for. First, check to see if the dough is the proper size by placing the pan on top of it. It should be larger than the pan you will use, and a bit of overlap is ok (preferred, in fact).



Carefully lift the dough using the backs of your hand and transfer it to the pan. Then, using your thumb, shape the dough to the pan and form the crust.



Let this "skin" (yes, this is a professional term for it) proof (rise) in the pan at room temp for about 30 minutes to an hour. Then it's time to top! Start by spreading the sauce evenly. An icing spatula works best for this, but I don't have one, so I used a spoon. As you work your way around the edge, remember...you are defining the crust of your pizza with this step. So, leave as much space between the edge of your sauce and the lip of the dough as you want depending on how much crust you want to have on your pizza.



Next, top liberally (and evenly) with cheese. Be sure to go all the way to the edge with it, unless you like burnt sauce.



For this pizza, it will be half all meat combo, half super combo. So, lay out the canadian bacon quarters, then the pepperoni. Mimic a clock when laying this out. Canadian Bacon also has a tendency to curl when cooked (as the fat renders off), so placing other items on the corners helps keep them flat.



Add the rest of your toppings, sprinkling evenly. Use your hands to push the toppings down onto the pizza and make the distribution even.



For more heartstopping deliciousness, sprinkle some more cheese evenly on the top.



Then, put the pizza into a 550 oven and set your timer for 5 minutes. While the pizza bakes, start melting some butter in a small pot.



After 5 minutes, check your pizza. The dough should be well browned by this point, and the toppings sizzling. Cook for another 3 minutes or so. If the dough looks medium to dark brown at the crust, it is ready. Don't be afraid if it looks a touch burnt (meaning, dark brown, not black!), this just means it's crispy.



Remove from the oven and brush the crust liberally with the melted butter. Pizza...DONE!



Slice 1



Slice 2



Enjoy!
 
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