Where in the World is Bob Saget?

[unkadug]

Then how will I ever know you've been paying attention?

Spelling and punctuation?

 

[unkadug]

I came home from school today to find 26 turkeys on my driveway. I calmly got out of the car and then ran at them screaming. Thats the first time I have see 26 turkeys flying at once. What I find interesting is that most people don't think turkeys can fly more than ten feet. I made them fly over 200 yards away, flying at least 50 feet in the air

You should have invited over the neighbors for a Thanksgiving dinner.

 

[Nemo14]

I came home from school today to find 26 turkeys on my driveway. I calmly got out of the car and then ran at them screaming. Thats the first time I have see 26 turkeys flying at once. What I find interesting is that most people don't think turkeys can fly more than ten feet. I made them fly over 200 yards away, flying at least 50 feet in the air

Are you sure they weren't buzzards?

 

[PUSH]

Spelling and punctuation?

She's more concerned about whether the number is positive or negative.

 

[Nemo14]

You should have invited over the Sageteers for a Thanksgiving dinner.

fixed!

 

[unkadug]

Are you sure they weren't buzzards?

Buzzards DO NOT make good Thanksgiving dinner.

 

[Uncle Orville]

Are you sure they weren't buzzards?

They were hens as in the female turkey

 

[Nemo14]

Buzzards DO NOT make good Thanksgiving dinner.

No, but they're handy to have around for the leftovers...

 

[PUSH]

Well, it's been a nice little break, but I'm back to homework. I gotta be prepared for this Sageteer exam!

I'll see you on the other side!

 

[Nemo14]

Well, it's been a nice little break, but I'm back to homework. I gotta be prepared for this Sageteer exam!

I'll see you on the other side!

the other side of what? water?

 

[unkadug]

They were hens as in the female turkey

Were they plucked and have a little red pop-up thingy sticking out of their chest?

 

[Goofyernmost]

Then how will I ever know you've been paying attention?

Just take my word for it. I haven't forgotten a thing.

 

[acishere]

Snakefog ... just as bad as Sharknado!

It has nothing on my screenplay about a tidal wave full of pterodactyls.

 

[PUSH]

the other side of what? water?

I thought the homework was going to kill me. Turns out it either didn't, or the afterlife is just like regular life. Maybe I was reincarnated into myself. Who knows!

 

[PUSH]

Just take my word for it. I haven't forgotten a thing.

But @unkadug has...

 

[unkadug]

It has nothing on my screenplay about a tidal wave full of pterodactyls.

Who do you have in mind to play the starring roles?

 

[PUSH]

It has nothing on my screenplay about a tidal wave full of pterodactyls.

I'm writing a screenplay about a hurricane full of tapirs.

 

[acishere]

Who do you have in mind to play the starring roles?

The best actors the SyFy network has to offer!

So Lindsey Lohan, Gary Busey, that guy who played cousin Oliver on The Brady Bunch, and Emilio Estevez. Possibly Nic Cage depending on how bad his taxes are this year.

I'm writing a screenplay about a hurricane full of tapirs.

Is it called Yellow Wind?

 

[PUSH]

Is it called Yellow Wind?

I was thinking A Gust of Yellow.

 

[Nemo14]

I was thinking A Gust of Yellow.

How about You're In for a Surprise!