Where in the World is Bob Saget?

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Gabe1

Ivory Tower Squabble EST 2011. WINDMILL SURVIVOR
What the heck is that? It looks like a piece of bacon on viagra atop a deflated chocolate chip cookie.

Chocolate Chip Cruise sailboat, crafted from a waffle with a turkey bacon sail and a side of cereal.

As for the Viagra analogy fortunately I'm not versed in their appearance so I'll have to trust you on the comparison. ;)
 

Gabe1

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This is the time of year I really start to crave wearing shorts. Not referring to the cold directly, but I just miss the feeling of them. I mean, I guess I could wear them, but it might be a little nippy wearing them in -8 degree weather.

Right there with ya, I just looked at my DH and DD and said we need to follow our DS to Florida.
 

PUSH

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Right there with ya, I just looked at my DH and DD and said we need to follow our DS to Florida.
I don't even need Florida. Just warm up to 40 degrees and start spring already, and I will be beyond thrilled. No winter jacket would be amazing. I love the light jacket weather. The no jacket weather is amazing, too.
 

Gabe1

Ivory Tower Squabble EST 2011. WINDMILL SURVIVOR
I like to use this example. I've been using it for ages! Okay, I just made it up, but still...

I'd rather walk outside in a t-shirt, shorts, and flip flops in 80 degree weather than in a coat, long pants, tennis shoes, gloves, and all the winter works in 0 degree weather.

Okay, not really an example, but it proves that I have an opinion. :p

It took me two and a half hours to dig out our property today and the below zero wind chills were not kind to my skin. I'd rather have been planting my garden and getting sun burnt
 

Megalodumb

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So Alex Rodriguez was jogging along a road. He crossed a long, high bridge. About midway over the bridge, he tripped & stumbled over the railing...landing in a large lake about 50 ft below.

A group of men were driving by in their pickup truck when they witnessed the fall. All 3 jumped into the cold water, and rescued A-Rod from drowning. Once back on land, A-Rod caught his breath, and thanked the men. He said:

"Since you went out of your way to save my life, I will give all 3 of you anything you want."

"Anything??" Exclaimed the men.

"Yes, anything", said A-Rod. "I am filthy rich afterall, so what'll it be?"

The men thought about it for awhile, then told A-Rod their answer.

"I want lifetime tickets to any & every NY Yankees game, including the playoffs!" said the first man.

"Consider it done!" responded A-Rod. "Come by Yankee stadium tomorrow morning, and the boss will print you lifetime tickets that never expire."

Then it was the 2nd man's turn to pick what he wanted. "I want my house paid for in full", he said.

"No problem", said A-Rod. Then A-Rod wrote him a check to cover all remaining house payments.

Now it was the 3rd man's turn to say what he wanted. "I would like some bandages, a leg brace, some crutches, and pain medicine."

"Umm...okay", said A-Rod confused. He looked the man over & asked: "Just outta curiosity, why do you need these medical supplies? You look perfectly healthy to me."

"I am now," said the 3rd man, "But my wife is a Red Sox fan. When she finds out I helped to save your sorry ...she's gonna kill me!"
 

Gabe1

Ivory Tower Squabble EST 2011. WINDMILL SURVIVOR
Turkey bacon? That just ain't right.

I agree. This Disney healthy initiative is sucidoodles. Especially when you look to the right on the menus and see what they are putting on the 'gourmet' chicken hot dogs. Just give me 'real' bacon. Bacon Bacon Bacon
 

StarWarsGirl

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It took me two and a half hours to dig out our property today and the below zero wind chills were not kind to my skin. I'd rather have been planting my garden and getting sun burnt
Yeah, my parents called a service to come plow. There's so much snow, and there is no way I can do it by myself; my mom said if my dad were gone she would not do it herself either, especially not on a sprained ankle. All I'll have to do is some shoveling tomorrow. We got about a foot. I am not looking forward to the below 0 wind chills
 

StarWarsGirl

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I agree. This Disney healthy initiative is sucidoodles. Especially when you look to the right on the menus and see what they are putting on the 'gourmet' chicken hot dogs. Just give me 'real' bacon. Bacon Bacon Bacon
My finding was that the health food initiative is worse in California than in Florida. I don't get it. At home, we were forced to eat healthy. On vacation, who the heck cares? Even now I still splurge on a burger every few days. At least now they do options, at least in WDW. DL still had more of the "We're going to force kids to eat healthy" mentality.
 

Goofyernmost

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I know the exact feeling, but opposite. Around late July/early August, the heat has me so bummed out that I go to my coat closet & just look around. It's like visiting long lost friends whom I miss so dearly.
I think you might have a problem.
A serious problem!!! Also wouldn't wearing a coat underwater cause one to sink to the bottom what with it being water logged and all?
 

Goofyernmost

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Here when it gets that cold we run the water wherever there is pipes on an outside wall. Not a steady stream but fast drops of a mix of hot and cold water as they are separate water pipes.

Hope they call off school for you tomorrow for the sake of the students and staff.
You know it is cheaper and more environmentally friendly to simply go to the hardware store and purchase a couple of heat tapes, wrap them around the pipes (they are thermostatically controlled) plug them in and just plain stop worrying about it freezing up.:)
 
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