Where in the World is Bob Saget?

[Zweiland]

10

EDIT: 8

People keep posting before I get to it.

 

[StarWarsGirl]

Another random cat meme?

 

[donaldtoo]

Please start to limit your postings!!

Reinin' it in for ya', big fella...!

 

[PUSH]

this is post 23,005.

 

[unkadug]

4

 

[Zweiland]

LET'S ALL STOP POSTING!

THE REMAINING POSTS ARE FOR @PUSH

EDIT: REALLY, STOP. THERE'S ONE POST LEFT.

 

[Lucky]

Tiny Dancer is playing on XM 26.

 

[JenniferS]

You live in Simcity?

I don't know what this means.
Google, for once, let me down.

 

[PUSH]

*Everyone enters the theatre and sits down in their seats. Stage lights go black, and music starts to play*



*A shadowy figure comes center-stage and stops in front of what looks like a microphone. The music stops. A spotlight comes on the figure, revealing PUSH. The crowd applauds for the epic entrance.*

Today we have eclipsed a major milestone. We are now the single largest thraed on WDWMagic.com. We have broken an age-old record, and we are here to celebrate that today.

*PUSH commences speech.*

Every so often, something comes around that inspires and fascinates the world. Something so large and so revolutionary, that not even Meg can stop it. This thraed, my fellow Sageteers, is one of those things. Never in my life have I been part of something as grand and magnificent as this. I have taken part in hundreds of threads in my life, but not once did I feel as great as I do here. This thraed is truly something special.

When I first started this thraed, I was searching for Bob Saget. He had gone missing, leaving an empty void in the hearts of each and every WDWMagic member. I had no intent for this thraed to become what it has. But together we have conquered many obstacles to get to this point. We have quested through unknown lands, we have forced chickens to dance against their will, and gosh darn it, we have blamed Meg more than any one thraed could ever hope to. We have surpassed every expectation in the books, and we will continue to raise the bar and our commitment to excellence.

Several other thraeds have tried to compete with us, but none have achieved what we have today. Whether it’s the mediocrity of the “Andy’s Coming!” thraeds, or the one-word garbage of the Word Association thraed, nothing will change the fact that today we have become the largest thraed in WDWMagic.com history. We have not only posted the most, but we have posted the best material on this website. To any lucky internet-surfer who happens to come across this piece of majestic Sagetry, you are welcome.

This thraed shall never pass. It shall only be added to with the same precision and excellence that it has been known for thus far. Never will this thraed sink to the levels of other thraeds (not pointing out what thraeds in particular, but it’s the News & Rumor section).

I am honored to be giving this speech. I am honored to have started such a thraed. And I am honored that all of my fellow Sageteers have held this thraed to the same standard that I have.

I would like to thank my fellow Sageteers, along with Steve, The Mom, and everyone who has taken part in keeping this thraed clear of Meg’s evil minions. I would like to thank Robert Lane Saget (no, for real, that’s his actual name!) for being the inspiration of this thraed. Without you, we would be a mere thraedling, quickly dying without support. Thank you to Sharknado for being such a wonderful masterpiece. I can’t even begin to understand how a film can be so breathtaking. And a thanks is due to rhubarb. You’re awesome! And last, but most certainly not least, I would like to blame Meg for everything that has gone wrong in this world. You are a terrible person, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Thank you.

*end speech*

*The crowd goes wild*

*start after party*

Attention Sageteers! I have lined up some special music just for this occasion, along with a dance party featuring special guests! Also in this party is a Nic Cage play. Don’t forget to take your gift bag at the end of the party. Each bag includes one year’s worth of rhubarb, along with subscriptions to Rhubarb Monthly, and BM Magazine! Thank you, and enjoy the event!

*Nic Cage play*

 

[englanddg]

I don't know what this means.
Google, for once, let me down.

That picture you posted of the library...looks like something from the Sims / Simcity.

 

[JenniferS]

That picture you posted of the library...looks like something from the Sims / Simcity.

Well then, you'll really think I live in SimCity now.
I present to you, our former library, built with a Carnegie grant.
(If you're ever bored, Google the Carnegie libraries. Fascinating stuff.)

 

[Zweiland]

That picture you posted of the library...looks like something from the Sims / Simcity.

Aaaand @englanddg has the post that beats the record. Now we can all let out our breath.

 

[Megalodumb]

*Everyone enters the theatre and sits down in their seats. Stage lights go black, and music starts to play*



*A shadowy figure comes center-stage and stops in front of what looks like a microphone. The music stops. A spotlight comes on the figure, revealing PUSH. The crowd applauds for the epic entrance.*

Today we have eclipsed a major milestone. We are now the single largest thraed on WDWMagic.com. We have broken an age-old record, and we are here to celebrate that today.

*PUSH commences speech.*

Every so often, something comes around that inspires and fascinates the world. Something so large and so revolutionary, that not even Meg can stop it. This thraed, my fellow Sageteers, is one of those things. Never in my life have I been part of something as grand and magnificent as this. I have taken part in hundreds of threads in my life, but not once did I feel as great as I do here. This thraed is truly something special.


When I first started this thraed, I was searching for Bob Saget. He had gone missing, leaving an empty void in the hearts of each and every WDWMagic member. I had no intent for this thraed to become what it has. But together we have conquered many obstacles to get to this point. We have quested through unknown lands, we have forced chickens to dance against their will, and gosh darn it, we have blamed Meg more than any one thraed could ever hope to. We have surpassed every expectation in the books, and we will continue to raise the bar and our commitment to excellence.


Several other thraeds have tried to compete with us, but none have achieved what we have today. Whether it’s the mediocrity of the “Andy’s Coming!” thraeds, or the one-word garbage of the Word Association thraed, nothing will change the fact that today we have become the largest thraed in WDWMagic.com history. We have not only posted the most, but we have posted the best material on this website. To any lucky internet-surfer who happens to come across this piece of majestic Sagetry, you are welcome.


This thraed shall never pass. It shall only be added to with the same precision and excellence that it has been known for thus far. Never will this thraed sink to the levels of other thraeds (not pointing out what thraeds in particular, but it’s the News & Rumor section).


I am honored to be giving this speech. I am honored to have started such a thraed. And I am honored that all of my fellow Sageteers have held this thraed to the same standard that I have.


I would like to thank my fellow Sageteers, along with Steve, The Mom, and everyone who has taken part in keeping this thraed clear of Meg’s evil minions. I would like to thank Robert Lane Saget (no, for real, that’s his actual name!) for being the inspiration of this thraed. Without you, we would be a mere thraedling, quickly dying without support. Thank you to Sharknado for being such a wonderful masterpiece. I can’t even begin to understand how a film can be so breathtaking. And a thanks is due to rhubarb. You’re awesome! And last, but most certainly not least, I would like to blame Meg for everything that has gone wrong in this world. You are a terrible person, and you should be ashamed of yourself.


Thank you.

*end speech*

*The crowd goes wild*

*start after party*

Attention Sageteers! I have lined up some special music just for this occasion, along with a dance party featuring special guests! Also in this party is a Nic Cage play. Don’t forget to take your gift bag at the end of the party. Each bag includes one year’s worth of rhubarb, along with subscriptions to Rhubarb Monthly, and BM Magazine! Thank you, and enjoy the event!

*Nic Cage play*

Beautiful...absolutely beautiful.

Now........LET'S PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[PUSH]

I guess when copying and pasting from Microsoft Word, it leaves extra spaces. It's bothering me, so I'm going to go back and fix it. If the edited thing comes up, that's what it is.

 

[Megalodumb]

Aaaand @englanddg has the post that beats the record. Now we can all let out our breath.

Push's speech was the epic record-breaking post. Luckily, englanddg came in a few seconds later, or we'd have to start all over & break this thraed's record.

 

[Zweiland]

Push's speech was the epic record-breaking post. Luckily, englandgd came in a few seconds later, or we'd have to start all over & break this thraed's record.

PUSH's post was the 23,009th reply to the thraed. So it tied the record.

 

[PUSH]

Aaaand @englanddg has the post that beats the record. Now we can all let out our breath.

Push's speech was the epic record-breaking post. Luckily, englanddg came in a few seconds later, or we'd have to start all over & break this thraed's record.

Technically, every post here now is a record breaker. So we can all feel special.

 

[PUSH]

PUSH's post was the 23,009th reply to the thraed. So it tied the record.

Well darn. This screwed things up. Guess I wasn't thinking.

 

[Megalodumb]

Technically, every post here now is a record breaker. So we can all feel special.

Very true. With this post...I'm making history! (Feels kinda special).

 

[JenniferS]

Technically, every post here now is a record breaker. So we can all feel special.

My daddy always said I was special!
I did not, however, ride a short bus.