I know! Tell me about it! Here's I how *I* (and, I'm sure, alecshawn) see it: The average rent for an apartment in the Orlando metro area is ONLY about half of a Mousekeeper's takehome salary! And Orlando's crime rate is ONLY ALMOST 3 TIMES THE NATIONAL AVERAGE! So that's exciting! And if they don't have to finance a new car (or pay for the upkeep on an old car, or keep getting mugged or have some other violent crmie befall them that requires a hospital visit with a copay) then all they have to worry about is food and utilities and clothes and NOT saving any money! That is, as long as they don't have kids! But hey, if you can't afford 'em, don't have 'em (but if you wind up with 'em, NEVER get rid of them. You may see it as a conundrum, ALECSHAWN and I see it as important life lessons you nevahevahevah stop learning!) Once you factor all that in, who needs a tip! Or a free pizza for that matter? NO free lunches in THIS life! Except of course, some fire departments have a budget that includes food for the staff since they're working 24 hours a day! THOSE guys, THEY deserve free meals, BUT ABSOLUTELY NO ONE ELSE IN THE ENTIRE WORLD!!! It's like feeding stray cats, they'll only get used to it, and then they'll never leave! Shoo! Shoo, you Mousekeepers! Scat! Tss! Tss!
One day, alecshawn & I will build a rocket ship and fight fires on MARS! You wait and see, you betcha!