What's the deal with Ariel?

TubaGeek

God bless the "Ignore" button.
That's true but the lower halves of merpeople have scales not skin so lower half definitely not mammalian, Perhaps Ariel only likes blonds and gingers for hair color, @George has dark hair I think.

Dolphins are warm-blooded, though. Just because her bottom half looks ichthyan doesn't mean mermaids are literally "half-fish". Certainly, the torsos of merpeople imply mammalian characteristics, such as nursing the young.
I... I just...
I think I need to get some fresh air.
 

Jimmy Thick

Well-Known Member
And why @George gets the cold shoulder from Ariel

@George gets the cold shoulder huh?

Well, first off, he needs to be nicely groomed, plucked eyebrows and everything.

Second, I would suggest a dress shirt with several of the top buttons unfastened, Tom Jones style, with an obvious lotioned up chest. A couple old school medallions wouldn't hurt, Ariel likes thingamabobs aplenty. Mayhap, a bottle a wine, or a box of wine, I hear boxed wine has come a long way. Talking with ones hands to describe things is always a turn on.

Now if George wants to get with the animatronic Ariel, same thing as above, but replace the wine with a quart of straight 30 weight oil.

Jimmy Thick- Helping you get the girl of your dreams, and then some...
 

ford91exploder

Resident Curmudgeon
@George gets the cold shoulder huh?

Well, first off, he needs to be nicely groomed, plucked eyebrows and everything.

Second, I would suggest a dress shirt with several of the top buttons unfastened, Tom Jones style, with an obvious lotioned up chest. A couple old school medallions wouldn't hurt, Ariel likes thingamabobs aplenty. Mayhap, a bottle a wine, or a box of wine, I hear boxed wine has come a long way. Talking with ones hands to describe things is always a turn on.

Now if George wants to get with the animatronic Ariel, same thing as above, but replace the wine with a quart of straight 30 weight oil.

Jimmy Thick- Helping you get the girl of your dreams, and then some...

Best Post Evah!
 

Matt_Black

Well-Known Member
could be like zeus, the rest are illegitimate or shunned out ;)

Ah, but it's not just Triton. On the Little Mermaid animated series, they've shown other families with small numbers of children. Even if they only keep a couple and throw the rest out, we'd see more orphans and others in the city scenes of Atlantica.
 

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