What would Walt do if nobody was looking?

[disneymoc]

Sneeze and wipe his hand on the new chairs and carpet in the Carousel of Progress.

 

[mkt]

What would Walt Disney do
If he was here right now,
He'd make a plan
And he'd follow through,
That's what Walt Disney'd do.

When Walt Disney was in the olympics,
Skating for the gold,
He did two sow cows and a triple lutz,
While wearing a blind fold.

When Walt Disney was in the alps,
Fighting grizzly bears,
He used his magical fire breath,
And saved the maidens fair.

So what would Walt Disney do
If he were here today,
I'm sure he'd kick an or two,
That's what Walt Disney'd do.

I want this V-chip out of me,
It has stunted my vo-ca-bu-lar-y.

And I just want my Mom
To stop fighting everyone

For Wendy I'll be an activist, too,
Cuz that's what Walt Disney would do.

And what would Walt Disney do,
He'd call all the kids in town,
And tell them to unite for truth
That's what Walt Disney would do.

When Walt Disney travelled through time
To the year 3010,
He fought the evil robot king
And saved the human race again


And when Walt Disney built the pyramids,
He beat up Kublia Khan

Cuz Walt Disney doesn't take shizzle from an-y-body

So lets all get together,
And unite to stop our Mom's
And we'll save Terrance and Phillip too,
Cuz that's what Walt Disney do.

And we'll save Terrance and Phillip too,
Cuz that's what Walt Disney dooooooo,
That's what Walt Disney do.

 

[dandaman]

He'd put on a flannel shirt, camo cap, and yell "Git-R-Done!!"

:lol: Okay, I had to laugh out loud at that...

 

[dandaman]

What would Walt Disney do
If he was here right now,
He'd make a plan
And he'd follow through,
That's what Walt Disney'd do.

When Walt Disney was in the olympics,
Skating for the gold,
He did two sow cows and a triple lutz,
While wearing a blind fold.

When Walt Disney was in the alps,
Fighting grizzly bears,
He used his magical fire breath,
And saved the maidens fair.

So what would Walt Disney do
If he were here today,
I'm sure he'd kick an or two,
That's what Walt Disney'd do.

I want this V-chip out of me,
It has stunted my vo-ca-bu-lar-y.

And I just want my Mom
To stop fighting everyone

For Wendy I'll be an activist, too,
Cuz that's what Walt Disney would do.

And what would Walt Disney do,
He'd call all the kids in town,
And tell them to unite for truth
That's what Walt Disney would do.

When Walt Disney travelled through time
To the year 3010,
He fought the evil robot king
And saved the human race again


And when Walt Disney built the pyramids,
He beat up Kublia Khan

Cuz Walt Disney doesn't take shizzle from an-y-body

So lets all get together,
And unite to stop our Mom's
And we'll save Terrance and Phillip too,
Cuz that's what Walt Disney do.

And we'll save Terrance and Phillip too,
Cuz that's what Walt Disney dooooooo,
That's what Walt Disney do.

Encore! :lol:

 

[Nemo14]

He'd peg Abe with a paintball at the HOP.

 

[Nemo14]

he'd wire up those finger readers at the gates to give you a little buzz when you put your fingers in.

 

[DisneyFreak529]

He would paint, "Walt was here!" on the side castle wall.

 

[DisneyFreak529]

He would put piranhas in the living seas.

 

[DisneyFreak529]

He would wait in line for Mickey Mouse and scream, "Fake!"

 

[darthdarrel]

He would go pool hopping. :lookaroun

 

[DisneyFreak529]

He would go pool hopping. :lookaroun

He would go pool hopping resort to resort!!

 

[Mr Bill]

He'd put the sleeping monk on SSE's hand in warm water.

 

[GenerationX]

Roam between street vendors and shops making overly delighted "ka-ching, ka-ching" sounds at each sale.

 

[mkt]

We-e-ellll...
The Walt Disney, he could talk, (Walt Disney: Hello!)
And Walt Disney would rock,
And the stick would be this big old tree
That'd try to eat everyone except Walt Disney and me.
Mike Eisner: And me!
Me: We'll see.
And Pressler would be underground
In a box filled up with peas...
(Pressler: I hate peas!
Me: I know!)
Walt Disney would give away flame throwers
That shoot chocolate hundred-dollar bills; (Walt Disney: Imitation chocolate!)
My stupid older brother would have been born with horns and a tail... (Roy Disney: I'm evil)
And Walt Disney would wear this cool jacket, (Walt Disney: Check it out, yo!)
And Walt Disney just couldn't hack it, (Walt Disney: I quit!)
And Walt Disney wouldn't change at all 'cept he'd look like an ABA basketball (2, 3, 4)
And this little weirdo
Would be a modestly hot girl
To help me through the hard times;
You know, the kind that are only sorta hot
So they don't mess around with other guys.
(Walt Disney:I'm forever your girl!)

 

[Nemo14]

By popular demand, he'd put a couple of real hippos and crocks on the Jungle Cruise river.

 

[disnyfan89]

Run the jungle cruise but tell the jokes backwards

 

[Nemo14]

He'd throw water balloons off the TTA>

 

[Wilt Dasney]

Go up to the old Skyway entrance and yell "When the hell are they going to fix this thing??"

 

[DisneyFreak529]

He tp & egg the castle on Halloween

 

[Nemo14]

or ring the dooebell and run away!