Not at WDW as such but here goes.
I was once sat on a little bench in Thorpe Park, Surrey, England. I was just after riding the equivalent of primeval whirl (yeah I know) and I was feeling rather peaky. Its August. Its hot. Its eye waveringly dry.The rest of my band of merry adventurers had zipped off to ride "STEALTH!" (a no holds barred unadulterated purveyor of rib crushing speed and toe curling drops)however myself, feeling like I may emulate a vomit dragon any second decided to seek refuge on this wee bench in the shade whilst my travel companions went off to enjoy the next ride. All is well.
At this moment in time, I was happy, I was content. The sickness was passing and I felt refreshed and immersed in a feeling of serenity as I enjoyed the coolness and people watched, fantasising about my upcoming trip to WDW. (Sure Thorpe park is great but it doesn't have all that much on the most magical place on Earth.). Moments later a rather red faced and portly woman arrived with her equally stout upstanding young gentleman who in my opinion was around 12/13. The selfish part of me growled a little bit as I knew my little bubble had been burst and I was going to have to share my personal little space with these two fellow thrill seeking colleagues, no bother, I thought, momentarily my good friends will return and we shall continue our journey with my lunch safely secured in my stomach. I mean these people are probably just in the same boat as me, wanting a short quite moment in what was an undoubtedly frenetic and long hot day. Right? WRONG.
Minutes pass and i'm enshrouded in my fictional blanket of comfort and security believing these people are perfectly normal. Huh? Whats this? Junior appears to have eyeballed a sugared donut stand (I don't blame him Im quite fancying a bag myself and I am known to sometimes enjoy a donut every now and then- as is well known by my companions). His podgy hand rises and he grunts something in audible, evidently instructing his mother to set forth and hunt him down a bag of these sweet, sweet balls of dough. But stop, alas, this young squire has been blocked in his quest for the doctor has told him he's to cut down on his sugar intake. My awkward-o-meter wobbles, this is going in a direction I wouldn't wish on my arch enemies.
Juniors not happy with this, his badgering continues for 5-10 minutes but mummy remains upright, this woman is not for turning, in the words of baroness Thatcher. He's getting more irate. Should I move, I wonder? No. I like this bench, this is my bench. I was here first. I daren't move less my companions may not be able to find me again and I risk wandering the park like a wee lost waif. The tension cranks.
Now, as an upstanding officer of the law, I would like to consider myself fairly well hardened in my short but lively career. But the ensuing and out of nowhere tirade of shouting, swearing and foot stamping takes me by surprise. My jaw hits the floor. I couldn't have been more surprised if the easter bunny him self appeared and punched me square in the face. I couldn't want anything more than to be swallowed into the very bush behind me never to resurface again, this is awful, he's still going, and theres no sign of it stopping. Should I say something? I probably should, this is bordering on a public order offence. This kids a nutter though, he could probably take me in a fight and mummy hippo looks as if she could strip the fur of a badger at a hundred paces with just a stare. They're both bawling now. Why me? Of all the people they could have sat next to? Its my day off and everything.
I see my father returning in the distance, excellent I thought, away I go, right? WRONG. He's alone, where are the rest of them? He stops at the donut stand, looks at me enquiringly (like I said my adoration on any normal day for these donuts is well known), I shake my head, no don't do it, please sweet merciful mother of god don't do it. Oh S*it. He's done it. he's coming over, so is the smell of these donuts, he's equally surprised by the whirlwind of fury now lay next to me on this bench stamping his feet mere inches from my legs, fuelled by the smell of the donuts he's not enjoying. I can't take it anymore, were living I whisper to my father and we take our spoils and run. Run with the fear of the little Tasmanian devil behind us. I would rather have been back at work.