What Park Would be Best for Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse?

Master Yoda

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Vader2112

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I am also going to have to prepare a list of comedic one action movie one liners for everytime I off a Zombie in a new and Unique way...Suggestions?
Like a standard decapition (in Arnold voice) "Don't Loose your head."
 

anna&eric

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Very nice. Have you ever been a zombie in one of the zombie fun runs that are becoming incredibly popular?
LOL... Done some zombie bar crawls and mall walks -- they re-create the zombies in the Monroeville Mall converging on J.C. Penneys every year ala Dawn of the Dead -- but running is not our thing! We have attended a few zombie proms and helped out with charity haunted houses. Our oldest son worked in Ripley's Haunted Attraction in Myrtle Beach a few years ago too. We do live-action role-playing and have attended a few all zombie events here and there. We live close to Pittsburgh, and there is ALWAYS some zombie action going on! The Monroeville Mall even has a Zombie Museum!
 

Master Yoda

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LOL... Done some zombie bar crawls and mall walks -- they re-create the zombies in the Monroeville Mall converging on J.C. Penneys every year ala Dawn of the Dead -- but running is not our thing! We have attended a few zombie proms and helped out with charity haunted houses. Our oldest son worked in Ripley's Haunted Attraction in Myrtle Beach a few years ago too. We do live-action role-playing and have attended a few all zombie events here and there. We live close to Pittsburgh, and there is ALWAYS some zombie action going on! The Monroeville Mall even has a Zombie Museum!
I must make a trip to Pittsburgh. Running it not my thing either. Chasing on the other hand was more fun than humans should be allowed to have. There was a kids zombie fun run here in Jacksonville in early October and my 19 year old daughter and myself were zombies while my 11 year old ran in the run.

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anna&eric

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I must make a trip to Pittsburgh. Running it not my thing either. Chasing on the other hand was more fun than humans should be allowed to have. There was a kids zombie fun run here in Jacksonville in early October and my 19 year old daughter and myself were zombies while my 11 year old ran in the run.

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Very cool!! And nice to see you make it a family thing! Our youngest helped out in the Jaycees Haunted House and I think she scared more people than any of the rest of us! She was in a rusty, tiny cage == all cramped up. She was begging people to help her, and anyone foolish enough to get close got the shock of their night when she switched to a snarling, biting dervish!
 

Master Yoda

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Very cool!! And nice to see you make it a family thing! Our youngest helped out in the Jaycees Haunted House and I think she scared more people than any of the rest of us! She was in a rusty, tiny cage == all cramped up. She was begging people to help her, and anyone foolish enough to get close got the shock of their night when she switched to a snarling, biting dervish!
I did something similar. I did the passive, shuffling zombie routine until a runner came inside my cone of concern. I then lit up like a Christmas tree. My voice was wrecked and every muscle in my body hurt by the end of the day, but it was soooooo worth it.
 

anna&eric

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I did something similar. I did the passive, shuffling zombie routine until a runner came inside my cone of concern. I then lit up like a Christmas tree. My voice was wrecked and every muscle in my body hurt by the end of the day, but it was soooooo worth it.

I've always said it is SO much more fun dishing out the scares. We wanted to hit Universal for the Alice Cooper houses, but that cost was beyond ridiculous......
 

got2lovedisney

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In the Parks
No
Based on slow shuffling, Walking Dead zombies, it's gotta be Epcot for the weapons, food (I'm sure they have a large supply of non-perishables in addition to The Land, Living Seas, ducks on the lake and even the Koi pond in Japan), solar power & defensible positions. You have years worth of clothing, etc in Mouse Gear (where DO they get the new clothes in Revolution, huh?) There's probably a limited amount of Pyrotechnics from Illuminations but I'd count that as a weapon. First Aid station accessible from either Future World or World Showcase is a plus and isn't there a water treatment plant behind Test Track? If push comes to shove, you can make scounting runs over to the Epcot resorts or even over to Hollywood Studios, via Gondola, opening up your options.
I can't speak for everyone but we don't usually carry a sniper rifle and 1000 rounds of ammo on Dumbo. You're not gonna have your stores of weapons so you gotta work with what's there. Let's stay somewhat realistic in this fantasy zombie world, ok?

To OP, great topic!
 

got2lovedisney

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In the Parks
No
Had another thought, we can use the booze to make molotov cocktails, cooking oil and chopsticks as flaming arrows (bow made from bamboo behind Japan? or aren't there some at the Outpost?), the glass blower torches might come in handy as a mini-flame thrower til the propane(?) runs out especially when used with some perfume from Italy or France.
 

Vader2112

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I can't speak for everyone but we don't usually carry a sniper rifle and 1000 rounds of ammo on Dumbo. You're not gonna have your stores of weapons so you gotta work with what's there. Let's stay somewhat realistic in this fantasy zombie world, ok?

Well as a vacationer you may not carry weapons. I am viewing this as a local who may have to hold up in WDW for some time. My one thing about EPCOT is if/when the filtration systems on the aquariums fail, There will be nothing but dead fish (zombie fish?) at least Seven Seas Lagoon is stocked with Big Mouth Bass. Plus other wildlife in the area. Once the power goes down all bets are off anyway. Can we use SGE for fire material at that point? Japan would have some weapons available in the form of the swords they sell not to sure if they are battle ready though.[/
 

thomas998

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Had another thought, we can use the booze to make molotov cocktails, cooking oil and chopsticks as flaming arrows (bow made from bamboo behind Japan? or aren't there some at the Outpost?), the glass blower torches might come in handy as a mini-flame thrower til the propane(?) runs out especially when used with some perfume from Italy or France.

Flaming zombies would just make it easier for them to see you when you were hiding in the dark... unless the rules have changed the only way to kill a zombie is to take off its head.
 

IHeartArt

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I've always said it is SO much more fun dishing out the scares. We wanted to hit Universal for the Alice Cooper houses, but that cost was beyond ridiculous......

You missed out, HHN this year was awesome.

You wouldnt want to be in any park..as they would all be full of zombies...chances of survival would be slim..as there are really no defensible places with food and water available..Tome Saywers Isl..the tree house..all have serious flaws...best bet...get out

Well, actually, those swamps around the property would probably do well to siphon off zombos. It also does well to isolate you from the rest of the world. Think about it. Long roads that are hard to navigate. Moats and canals are built into the area. If anything, any survivors are going to bypass the place for less tough cookies to crack. Just like now, you're more likely to die on the roads than you are at the park. If you're stuck, best bet is to make the best out of your pixie dust coated slice of hell.

Everyone here saw how fast Disney World got evacuated during 9/11, correct? That would mean that, really, you're going to see a lot less zombies at the parks than you would think. Really, what you want to worry about are the hotels. Those would be charnel houses when Big Z hits the gates. Avoid the Contemporary, stay away from the Dolphin. Value resorts would be the best places to raid because of the wide open spaces.

So, unless the infection starts in Orlando, congratulations! You're near some of the more safer places to hang out at during the Apocalypse as soon as you get away from the hotels. If you're lucky enough that security's going to let you into one of the parks (because, really, if it really comes down to it, staff are going to hang you out to die. Really, if the zombie apocalypse ever happened, you are most likely going to die in the first few days anyways, so...), more power to you! Where to, now?

Well, Epcot's been covered, and I can't deny the logic behind that. What do you do when everyone else has that idea? Well, it's a deadly idea to head to Animal Kingdom. Way too much foliage for zombos to hang out behind. Little to no vantage points to use as a way to take stock of your current situation. If you really want to do this, Everest would be your best bet to hang out at. It's still a really bad idea, though.

Magic Kingdom, even if cleared, is also a bad idea. The hub idea means that your back is against the wall if Big Z takes up to the Partners statue. That is something you really do not want happening for you, especially when your only other option is to brave the fences that surround the park in order to go into the swamp... which is probably swarming with more than zombies.

Personally, while the park isn't my favorite, MGM (It's the end of the world, I can call it whatever I please. First thing I do once I have the place locked down is to spray-paint that on the entrance.) is the best place to go. Why? It's built like a giant compound. You have stretches of open land at the front, roads on either side... Get a good vantage point from one of the building rooftops near the front and back of the park, you're going to be alright. Wide open streets so that if worst comes to worst you can juke zombos. Square layout means that you've always got a place to go, and multiple ways to get there. You've got tons of gas you can siphon from the Indy ride that you can trade over to Epcot to get one of their segways. You've got working cars and bikes from Motor, Lights, Action that might be unwieldy and loud but are easily available for use. Fresh water from Echo Lake and the Fantasmic auditorium that you just need to steam and purify, Sunset Boulevard provides an amazing place to fall back to should It Hit The Fan...

All you need to focus on is getting weaponry. You've got the blanks from Indy in case you need to bluff anyone, but I'm not sure how else to solve this. Maybe check for something sturdy from the prop case in the Great Movie Ride? Maybe if they have something sharp in one of the display cases in that new Jack Sparrow walkthrough... Once again, it's the end of the world. Shakespeare in Love's historical relevance falls to the wayside compared to your own survival.

MGM is where it's at if you can't get into Epcot.
 

rufio

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Well as a vacationer you may not carry weapons. I am viewing this as a local who may have to hold up in WDW for some time. My one thing about EPCOT is if/when the filtration systems on the aquariums fail, There will be nothing but dead fish (zombie fish?) at least Seven Seas Lagoon is stocked with Big Mouth Bass. Plus other wildlife in the area. Once the power goes down all bets are off anyway. Can we use SGE for fire material at that point? Japan would have some weapons available in the form of the swords they sell not to sure if they are battle ready though.[/

You've forgotten the greenhouse.
 

sgtmgd

Well-Known Member
You missed out, HHN this year was awesome.



Well, actually, those swamps around the property would probably do well to siphon off zombos. It also does well to isolate you from the rest of the world. Think about it. Long roads that are hard to navigate. Moats and canals are built into the area. If anything, any survivors are going to bypass the place for less tough cookies to crack. Just like now, you're more likely to die on the roads than you are at the park. If you're stuck, best bet is to make the best out of your pixie dust coated slice of hell.

Everyone here saw how fast Disney World got evacuated during 9/11, correct? That would mean that, really, you're going to see a lot less zombies at the parks than you would think. Really, what you want to worry about are the hotels. Those would be charnel houses when Big Z hits the gates. Avoid the Contemporary, stay away from the Dolphin. Value resorts would be the best places to raid because of the wide open spaces.

So, unless the infection starts in Orlando, congratulations! You're near some of the more safer places to hang out at during the Apocalypse as soon as you get away from the hotels. If you're lucky enough that security's going to let you into one of the parks (because, really, if it really comes down to it, staff are going to hang you out to die. Really, if the zombie apocalypse ever happened, you are most likely going to die in the first few days anyways, so...), more power to you! Where to, now?

Well, Epcot's been covered, and I can't deny the logic behind that. What do you do when everyone else has that idea? Well, it's a deadly idea to head to Animal Kingdom. Way too much foliage for zombos to hang out behind. Little to no vantage points to use as a way to take stock of your current situation. If you really want to do this, Everest would be your best bet to hang out at. It's still a really bad idea, though.

Magic Kingdom, even if cleared, is also a bad idea. The hub idea means that your back is against the wall if Big Z takes up to the Partners statue. That is something you really do not want happening for you, especially when your only other option is to brave the fences that surround the park in order to go into the swamp... which is probably swarming with more than zombies.

Personally, while the park isn't my favorite, MGM (It's the end of the world, I can call it whatever I please. First thing I do once I have the place locked down is to spray-paint that on the entrance.) is the best place to go. Why? It's built like a giant compound. You have stretches of open land at the front, roads on either side... Get a good vantage point from one of the building rooftops near the front and back of the park, you're going to be alright. Wide open streets so that if worst comes to worst you can juke zombos. Square layout means that you've always got a place to go, and multiple ways to get there. You've got tons of gas you can siphon from the Indy ride that you can trade over to Epcot to get one of their segways. You've got working cars and bikes from Motor, Lights, Action that might be unwieldy and loud but are easily available for use. Fresh water from Echo Lake and the Fantasmic auditorium that you just need to steam and purify, Sunset Boulevard provides an amazing place to fall back to should It Hit The Fan...

All you need to focus on is getting weaponry. You've got the blanks from Indy in case you need to bluff anyone, but I'm not sure how else to solve this. Maybe check for something sturdy from the prop case in the Great Movie Ride? Maybe if they have something sharp in one of the display cases in that new Jack Sparrow walkthrough... Once again, it's the end of the world. Shakespeare in Love's historical relevance falls to the wayside compared to your own survival.

MGM is where it's at if you can't get into Epcot.


Well you can have WDW...Ill look for the nearest Wal-Mart Distrobution center.....one single bldg to defend.....non perishable foods, water, clothing GENERATORs ....weapons..security cameras...
 

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