What Park Would be Best for Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse?

[EOD K9]

Nara Dreamland....that place gives me the heebie jeebies! And if that is the one you are talking about I think it is actually still open for guests which is even scarier!

Yes, that is the park I was thinking about. It does give the Disney ZA vibe. I thought I read that it was closed, but people just kind of sneak in.

 

[ariel90]

Well I would go to EPCOT and steal a samurai sword from the Japanese Pavillion and hold out there with the food and alcohol. In addition to this Epcot has a small amount of children compared to other parks.

 

[rufio]

Yes, that is the park I was thinking about. It does give the Disney ZA vibe. I thought I read that it was closed, but people just kind of sneak in.

You're right. At least according to all of the urban explorers who have snuck in.

 

[MarkTwain]

Inside Living with the Land, Epcot. Jam the doors to the greenhouses (including the sliding ones over the flume) and live for months or years off all of the produce and fish.

Then rearrange the name to be "Land of the Living"

 

[CLandrum]

Well with Hostess shutting its doors it looks like the zombie apocalyspe is closer than we think. Watch out for Woody Harrelson combing the country for the last box of Twinkies.

 

[Crazy Harry]

I'm thinking the restaurant at the top of Cinderella Castle. If I remember correctly, one narrow entrance to fight off zombies more or less one at a time, and windows too high for zombies to come through.

 

[acishere]

If I somehow managed to journey all the way to Orlando from NJ in the middle of a zombie apocalypse I would join those of you holed up in The Land. Now before you go all Rick on me by taking a machete to my head keep in mind my group is a great package deal: We can offer a 4x4, someone that may know how to hook into the UoE solar panels, a nurse, several bow and arrows, and bad jokes.

Just need to find materials to wall up the exits. The boats can't be enough. Circle of Life and Soarin would be sleeping quarters. Only way in or out should be from the roof and construct a rope ladder we can throw down in case we need to make a beer run to WS. Can also construct a way to trap rain water up there.

 

[I_heart_Tigger]

If I somehow managed to journey all the way to Orlando from NJ in the middle of a zombie apocalypse I would join those of you holed up in The Land. Now before you go all Rick on me by taking a machete to my head keep in mind my group is a great package deal: We can offer a 4x4, someone that may know how to hook into the UoE solar panels, a nurse, several bow and arrows, and bad jokes.

Just need to find materials to wall up the exits. The boats can't be enough. Circle of Life and Soarin would be sleeping quarters. Only way in or out should be from the roof and construct a rope ladder we can throw down in case we need to make a beer run to WS. Can also construct a way to trap rain water up there.

We need someone with bad jokes. You may also be in charge of coming up with a catch phrase we can say after a zombie killing spree - "This time the door is opening for you!" no that's no good. "It's a Small World After All" nah, that's not it either.

I find the catch phrases work better if you say them slowly and add m------f----r at the end, but I have a potty mouth so maybe that's just me.

 

[EpcoTim]

I find the catch phrases work better if you say them slowly and add m------f----r at the end, but I have a potty mouth so maybe that's just me.

No, you're right. They do work better that way. Its along the same line as adding 'bag' to the end of certain words, scum, dirt, etc, to create a more digging insult or description.

And if you're hiding out in the Land and your looking for cheesiness, it would be hard to pass up the obvious "This ride is called LIVING with the Land, m----f-----r". Toss in the obligatory skull crush with the butt of a shotgun immediately followed by the victor taking a bite out a Mickey shaped tomato and you have some fine family entertainment.

 

[acishere]

We need someone with bad jokes. You may also be in charge of coming up with a catch phrase we can say after a zombie killing spree - "This time the door is opening for you!" no that's no good. "It's a Small World After All" nah, that's not it either.

I find the catch phrases work better if you say them slowly and add m------f----r at the end, but I have a potty mouth so maybe that's just me.

Could wait for a zombie to push ahead of the herd, shoot them between the eyes, and shout, "No line jumping M----rF----r!" That or "Dead men tell no tales, M----rf----r!"

I need to study up on Samuel L Jackson performances I guess.