Although I'm standing by my assessment of Space Ranger Spin as being the worst music ever, I'm going to have to also point out that If You Had Wings had the worst lyrics of all time. Not only were they insipidly stupid and took an interpretive definition of what a rhyme is, they were borderline racist. Just for example:
You could fly to Bermuda,
Like a flying feesh
Have a ball on a cruise ship
or catch feesh if you weesh.
You want buy a sombrero
made of real fine straw?
Or how 'bout a nice handbag
For your pretty mama?
You can have cheap
Have cheap, Have cheap, Have cheap
Actually, if you have the recording, the real highlight is at 4:15, when the song goes into a full-blown electic organ psychedelic 70's breakdown.
I don't care if it was a corporate anthem, "Dreamflight" was the better song.