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what are some funny moments waiting in line
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MickeyMan101
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Aah!!!
Well... We were ther and we saw this really ugly old lady!(no offence) and her back wa really hary(this was in line for IASM) and then we saw she had 3 kids, and my brother said "wow, who would want to sleep with a woman like that?" Then she turned around and it was my aunt BETTIE!!!
MickeyMan101
Well... We were ther and we saw this really ugly old lady!(no offence) and her back wa really hary(this was in line for IASM) and then we saw she had 3 kids, and my brother said "wow, who would want to sleep with a woman like that?" Then she turned around and it was my aunt BETTIE!!!
MickeyMan101
Pongo
New Member
Since much of this post has moved away from WDW...
I was at Six Flags America in Annapolis Maryland one time, in line for the Batman flight ride. I was talking to my friend when all of a sudden I see this shoe go flying across the sky. It landed within the roller coaster fencing.
My friend and I couldn't mention it without laughing the whole day.
I was at Six Flags America in Annapolis Maryland one time, in line for the Batman flight ride. I was talking to my friend when all of a sudden I see this shoe go flying across the sky. It landed within the roller coaster fencing.
My friend and I couldn't mention it without laughing the whole day.
bbll24
New Member
This is more gross than funny, but I'll tell it anyways. Last week my family was waiting in line for Maelstrom at Epcot behind these foreign people. The line was 20 minutes, and the people were starting to get annoying with all of their foreign jabber. The whole time one of the little kids had his hands down his pants toward his buttcrack area. Right before we got on, the dad pulled a hankerchief out of his pocket and wiped the kid's butt, and put it back in his pocket! We were all grossed out and needless to say we didn't touch any of the handrails. We were lucky though, we got on a different boat.
tigger248
Well-Known Member
I like when we talk about the people in line around us and my dad doesn't hear it. We'll just be commenting on the people around us (ie, "That guy in front of us needs some deodorant", "What was she thinking when she got dressed", etc.). We're not mean spirited or anything, just sometimes you have to wonder about some people. Anyways, my dad is a bit hard of hearing and gets so mad when we won't repeat our comments. He starts thinking we're talking about him.
Another good one was when some woman stole my brothers wheelchair and my dad caught her. She wasn't very intelligent because she didn't remove the sign with our name on it. Anyways, my dad saw her getting out of it to get on the elevator to astro orbiter and confronted her. The cm ended up holding the elevator so my dad could cuss her out and rip her a new one for stealing the wheelchair. My dad doesn't usually act like that and normally won't cause a scene, but stealing a wheelchair from a child is low.
Then there was the time I was at Six Flags (way back when I was in middle school, a couple years before I worked there, before it was even a Six Flags park) and I was in line for the dropping ride, which is called the Hellevator. I had just drank a coke and I burped. I can out burp men (not sure if that's a good thing... :lookaroun ) and this was a long, manly burp. Needless to say, it was kinda unexpected to have come from a scrawny 13 year old girl. Afterwards, I said "pardon me" and some guy from farther back in line screams out "That was a girl?" in a really loud voice. The shock in his voice was quite humorous.
Another good one was when some woman stole my brothers wheelchair and my dad caught her. She wasn't very intelligent because she didn't remove the sign with our name on it.
Anyways, my dad saw her getting out of it to get on the elevator to astro orbiter and confronted her. The cm ended up holding the elevator so my dad could cuss her out and rip her a new one for stealing the wheelchair. My dad doesn't usually act like that and normally won't cause a scene, but stealing a wheelchair from a child is low.Then there was the time I was at Six Flags (way back when I was in middle school, a couple years before I worked there, before it was even a Six Flags park) and I was in line for the dropping ride, which is called the Hellevator. I had just drank a coke and I burped. I can out burp men (not sure if that's a good thing... :lookaroun ) and this was a long, manly burp. Needless to say, it was kinda unexpected to have come from a scrawny 13 year old girl. Afterwards, I said "pardon me" and some guy from farther back in line screams out "That was a girl?" in a really loud voice. The shock in his voice was quite humorous.
sillyspook13
Well-Known Member
This was not exactly while standing in line but..... I was at Downtown Disney waiting to see Pirates on opening night. This was theater one or two, I was sitting in the top balcony. Somebody at the bottom let out this huge, echoing belch. The funny part was that one person applauded and let out a weak "yaay...!" :lol:
And, not really funny, but I met the love of my life while standing in line at Mission: Space! :kiss:
And, not really funny, but I met the love of my life while standing in line at Mission: Space! :kiss:
lamarvenoy
New Member
I don't normally laugh at fart jokes etc. But my wife and I were just about to enter the haunted mansion,waiting for the doors to open and a few guys and girls were waiting together amongst the crowd. This hot girl was laughing hysterically at something her friend told her and was gasping for air laughing so hard and she ripped the loudest most obnoxious 1/2 second fart- and stopped laughing instantly. She was MORTIFIED. Most of the people around us chuckled and her guy friend started ragging on her,ruthlessly.He had the whole crowd laughing and got her rolling again.It was one of the funniest moments she was so embarassed. I can truely say, yes even hot chicks fart.
TheDisneyQueen
Member
i remeber waiting in line for the great movie ride and there were men dressed up in mining suits with their tools and all. they stood there like statues so i was kinda close to them about to lean on one of them. I was like that looks pretty real mom so she's like no it;s not.... Then i turned and asked are you real? and the CM Said WHY YES I AMMMMMMM... LOL.... never forgotten...
Angie
Angie
nibblesandbits
Well-Known Member
MickeyMan101 said:Well... We were ther and we saw this really ugly old lady!(no offence) and her back wa really hary(this was in line for IASM) and then we saw she had 3 kids, and my brother said "wow, who would want to sleep with a woman like that?" Then she turned around and it was my aunt BETTIE!!!
MickeyMan101
Now that's funny! :lol:
Heatherbell
Active Member
"I want half, EEEEDDDDDIIIIIEEEEE."
/obscure?
I think I missed it? Explain please,:lol: <!-- / message --><!-- sig -->
/obscure?
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Heatherbell
Active Member
brkgnews said:
Sorry, I did it wrong the first time.....new here
I even looked up the word "obscure" and I still don't get it. I am not dumb, just missing it I think :lol:
999Ghosts
New Member
A little background before the story: My ex-wife and I are still best friends, and we travel with our son to WDW frequently, looking like a normal married family. A couple of years ago, being the age that boys start being interested in girls, my son and I started giving each other a hard time when seeing a cute girl. I'd say, "Look, there's your girlfriend," and he'd say "Nu-uh" and we'd laugh. Little father-son bonding moments, you know.
So the same year, we all 3 were on our way to TT, lining up inside the preshow area room, where everyone is huddled together (in silence) to watch the video, waiting for it to start. Of course, my son has one of those super loud, carrying children's voices. He turns to my ex-wife and says, "MOM! Guess WHAT?!! Daddy's got a GIRLFRIEND!!!" (We both were dating at the time) You could slice the tension in the room with a knife. Wives were poking their husbands; we could just FEEL everyone in the room trying not to look at us; everybody went completely silent. You could tell everyone was just waiting for me to get into trouble. Luckily, my ex thought it was hilarious, and when we all started laughing, everyone relaxed. Sure was embarrassing though!
So the same year, we all 3 were on our way to TT, lining up inside the preshow area room, where everyone is huddled together (in silence) to watch the video, waiting for it to start. Of course, my son has one of those super loud, carrying children's voices. He turns to my ex-wife and says, "MOM! Guess WHAT?!! Daddy's got a GIRLFRIEND!!!" (We both were dating at the time) You could slice the tension in the room with a knife. Wives were poking their husbands; we could just FEEL everyone in the room trying not to look at us; everybody went completely silent. You could tell everyone was just waiting for me to get into trouble. Luckily, my ex thought it was hilarious, and when we all started laughing, everyone relaxed. Sure was embarrassing though!
brkgnews
Well-Known Member
Heatherbell said:Sorry, I did it wrong the first time.....new here
I even looked up the word "obscure" and I still don't get it. I am not dumb, just missing it I think :lol:
Welcome to the boards! :wave:
That was a very obscure reference to an old Eddie Murphy comedy routine where he was talking about a divorce. I want half, EDDDDIEEEE. of course, I can't fully explain the entire joke since, well, it's Eddie Murphy, and it would involve %&$*#)#$)(@*#*:zipit:
Heatherbell
Active Member
brkgnews said:
Well thank you for the explanation, now I get it.....very funny actually.
Thanks for the welcome too!
MeTa
Member
I was waiting in line at The Haunted Mansion and in the place where the carriages and electric chairs are parked an older man went to park his electric chair and his wife was behind him. When she started to yell his name...it was something like an older name...she said "BERNARD? SLOW THE HELL DOWN" loud enough for the whole line to hear. Then he kept going when the look on his face went from SHUT UP WOMAN to OH S**T. He went directly into the chain that split the line and the parking spot. Poor guy could have got hurt bad but didnt. It was his wife and the look on his face that made it super funny. The whole line was holding in laughs.
joel_maxwell
Permanent Resident of EPCOT
Year:2000 last visit; 24 yrs old at the time
Place:AK with now wife (first visit), friend and his girlfriend (first visit)
ok, we enter the park bright and early. it was our third day i think. anyway, he is a little hairy and from "damage" done the day before, he was chaffing really bad. he was having to walk around with a stance a few inches wider than normal. he looked like a duck walking around.......... that or it looked liked he crapped in his pants. he had to go "reapply" diaper rash stuff every hour.
if that wasnt funny enough, for some reason, his tshirt that he wore that day had gotten wet and dried in his pack, so it was really sour. i mean really sour. we were in line for ITTBAB and i couldnt take it anymore and demanded that he buy a new tshirt. to top things off, when we went to look at tshirts outside of the theater, they only had M's and S's in stock. i have no idea why. no L or XL. he had to buy a tshirt that was 2 sizes to small. it was so tight it looked like body paint.
that was a funny day, but bad for him.
Place:AK with now wife (first visit), friend and his girlfriend (first visit)
ok, we enter the park bright and early. it was our third day i think. anyway, he is a little hairy and from "damage" done the day before, he was chaffing really bad. he was having to walk around with a stance a few inches wider than normal. he looked like a duck walking around.......... that or it looked liked he crapped in his pants. he had to go "reapply" diaper rash stuff every hour.
if that wasnt funny enough, for some reason, his tshirt that he wore that day had gotten wet and dried in his pack, so it was really sour. i mean really sour. we were in line for ITTBAB and i couldnt take it anymore and demanded that he buy a new tshirt. to top things off, when we went to look at tshirts outside of the theater, they only had M's and S's in stock. i have no idea why. no L or XL. he had to buy a tshirt that was 2 sizes to small. it was so tight it looked like body paint.
that was a funny day, but bad for him.