Weird and Creepy things guest say to each other

[CamiLyn227]

A long time ago when I was young I was "in line" to get a character autograph. Back then there really wasn't a real "line" it was more of just a mob. I'd been waiting a while and some other kid's mother pushed him in front of me and said "he needs to be up there". Something I will never forget and something me and my family still joke about.

 

[sublimesting]

WINNER:sohappy:

Stranger yet they were staying at Wilderness Lodge...

 

[meganwdw]

I was standing in line to order lunch at Columbia Harbour house when this lady who was by herself started GRILLING ME on my Disney knowledge. She was asking me how many times I had been, where I stay, how long do I stay, etc. Then she goes into detail about how many times she has been, where she lives, about her dead husband being buried on property. I was like, ? Is that possible or did she bring his ashes and spread them on the Jungle Cruise or something? LOL!

 

[Pumbas Nakasak]

Any PE class that used the Auburn pool, the coach required all students to wear speedos. I took swimming and lifesaving classes while at AU.

Nothing wrong with wearing budgie smugglers.

 

[Martian Crab]

I was under the impression that tattoos make people seem less approachable, that I wouldn't have to be bothered

They used to be...then soccer moms started getting tramp stamps.

 

[britdaw]

I don't remember this, but my mom was telling me about this last night on the phone and I had to come share. LOL

When we went to WDW in '87, we stayed at the Grovenor Resort, which I believe is in the Downtown Disney area now?? Anyway... she said that everytime we went down to the pool there was this woman who always seemed to be there at the same time, and she kept insisting that she thought my dad was Tom Selleck. Mom said she came over to talk to him and ask for his autograph on 3 separate occasions, even though Dad told her he was definitely NOT Tom Selleck. Mom said this woman was like "Don't worry, I won't draw attention to you... Enjoy your vacation, Mr. Selleck!"
Now, the funny thing about this is that even though my dad did rock the aviator sunglasses and a mustache like Tom Selleck in his "Magnum P.I." days, he looked nothing like him. Here's a pic of my family right before we went to Disney that summer... My dad and mom are in the back, obviously, and the little black headed girl in front is me:

I swore my mom was making it up, but I asked my brother, since he was old enough to remember that, and he swears it's true, too. LOL Crazy woman!!

 

[LudwigVonDrake]

I'm crying from laughing so hard. Thanks for the great stories... :wave:

 

[NiarrNDisney]

They used to be...then soccer moms started getting tramp stamps.

Very True! :lol:

 

[crazgurl]

Nothing wrong with wearing budgie smugglers.

:ROFLOL: Totally off topic and I'm sorry for that, but it's too funny not to share... I used to work in the bird department at a pet store and we were training a newb who didn't quite make it past his first week... among other things, he wound up going up to the assistant manager with an actual budgie down his pants and not sure how to get it out of there.... he CLAIMED it crawled up his pant leg to his inner thigh :hammer::brick:

This thread is awesome by the way!

 

[9bwoulfe]

I was about 13 years old and i always loved spaceship earth but both my parents hate it lol I think i like it because of the smell but anyways my dad was complaining because we were waiting in line for such a stupid ride and a man in front of us turned around and said you need a hug and hugged him. Lol it was one of the funniest things I've ever seen

 

[Findus]

For me the weirdest thing I've heard was was back in December as we are walking down Main Street the horse trolly went by, a kid about 8-9 went up to his mum and said "Mom? Mom?..Is that a real horse?"

We just looked at each other and laughed then became a little worried.