We broke down on Jungle Cruise

[Tick Tock]

Im surprised King Louie didnt swim out and bring refreshments.

Complete nonsense, says I.

They took that animatronic out of the ride years ago.

 

[DuckTalesWooHoo1987]

That would be my dream to get stuck in the Jungle Cruise.

Yes but only if there was a millionaire, a movie star and his wife, a professor, and Mary Ann.

 

[Goofyernmost]

Yes but only if there was a millionaire, a movie star and his wife, a professor, and Mary Ann.

The hell with the rest of them.... Just Mary Ann would do it for me. Wouldn't even attempt an SOS fire on the beach.

 

[crxbrett]

Yes but only if there was a millionaire and his wife, a movie star, a professor and Mary Ann.

Fixed that for ya

 

["El Gran Magnifico"]

Maybe it was a promotion for the new movie.......and Dwayne forgot to show up.

 

[DuckTalesWooHoo1987]

Fixed that for ya

Oh yeah. LOL! I didn't even realize I typed it that way.

 

[LAKid53]

There are some rides I would love to get stuck on and Jungle Cruise is one, especially if you've got a great skipper. Safari ride would be another.

 

[Goofyernmost]

There are some rides I would love to get stuck on and Jungle Cruise is one, especially if you've got a great skipper. Safari ride would be another.

You seem to be forgetting that on Safari, the animals are real and potentially hungry or angry about having a group of tourist riding through their savanna. At least on Jungle Cruise you can unplug them. On Safari we must look like a buffet to them.

 

[LAKid53]

You seem to be forgetting that on Safari, the animals are real and potentially hungry or angry about having a group of tourist riding through their savanna. At least on Jungle Cruise you can unplug them. On Safari we must look like a buffet to them.

The dangerous predators are in compounds that prevent them from escaping. Only herbavores freely roam the savanna and they are regularly fed.

Although I've wondered how far one of the lionesses could leap from that high rock.

 

[Goofyernmost]

The dangerous predators are in compounds that prevent them from escaping. Only herbavores freely roam the savanna and they are regularly fed.

Although I've wondered how far one of the lionesses could leap from that high rock.

I'd be more upset by one of the giraffes licking my face with that three foot long tongue.

 

[Goofyernmost]

Don't bring up that historical debate. Mary Ann does better than Ginger in my experience. LOL.

That's not a debate, that's an agreement!

 

[LAKid53]

I'd be more upset by one of the giraffes licking my face with that three foot long tongue.

Actually, only 18 inches long, but I get ya.

 

[graphite1326]

Shave-and-a-haircut?

two bits!

 

["El Gran Magnifico"]

I've broken down on Jungle Cruise many a time. Seeing the backside of water usually does it for me.

 

[marni1971]

Wasn’t it 3 shots? 2 was all clear and four was a medical emergency I think.

One shot (which was a louder than the others) was for any emergency.

Medical emergency was best attended to by full throttle back to the dock.

 

[Walt d]

So that happened. It was 95 degrees with no wind blowing whatsoever. However the 2 free fast passes they gave us after the ride more then made up for it! On a side note, our guide Anthony did a fantastic job of entertaining us until we were rescued and towed in!

I have never tried it I heard if you’re on a ride that breaks down you can go to City Hall if you’re in the Magic Kingdom and complain about how long you waited and you will receive a free pass for the next day . Again I don’t know if it’s just a rumor or not.

 

[Goofyernmost]

I have never tried it I heard if you’re on a ride that breaks down you can go to City Hall if you’re in the Magic Kingdom and complain about how long you waited and you will receive a free pass for the next day . Again I don’t know if it’s just a rumor or not.

I'm sure that if someone is self-centered enough and unable to comprehend things like mechanical things break down, then they would bully their way into Guest Services and whine and moan enough to get them to give out a pass just to shut them up and get them out of the building. Lately people are just plain despicable. In the meantime those people have missed out on doing something fun because they were busy whining and moaning. Personally I think that terrorists have already infiltrated our society and have put something in the water that creates stupid. Maybe it's in bottled water! Do we really know where that comes from? I didn't think so.

 

[larryz]

You don't hear too many stories about Jungle Cruise breakdowns. I wonder what the evac plan is for that attraction if an actual emergency situation arises.

I heard somewhere that they...(wait for it)... drain the swamp.

When one does go 101, it is towed to the dock unloaded and then towed to the service area.

Unless there's a pair of commas in there somewhere, that means everybody WILL get wet!

 

[Goofyernmost]

I heard somewhere that they...(wait for it)... drain the swamp.

Unless there's a pair of commas in there somewhere, that means everybody WILL get wet!

It is amazing how important those little dot's, with a squiggle, can make.

 

[danyoung56]

The hell with the rest of them.... Just Mary Ann would do it for me. Wouldn't even attempt an SOS fire on the beach.

We have similar tastes, by friend!

You seem to be forgetting that on Safari, the animals are real and potentially hungry or angry about having a group of tourist riding through their savanna.

I had one trip on the Safari where one of the ankoli cattle decided that he (she?) didn't want our truck in his (her?) area, and charged the truck. The driver was watching, and floored it till we were in the clear. But there sure were a lot of freaked out guests!