We broke down on Jungle Cruise

[PeoplemoverTTA]

@hakunamatata was being nice by leaving out the best part which was this person's absolute refusal to believe that King Louie (among other things) was never in the Jungle Cruise.

That just reminded me of the guy who argued with Martin (and everyone else), INSISTING there were once real cannon balls in POTC

 

[HMFan999]

That just reminded me of the guy who argued with Martin (and everyone else), INSISTING there were once real cannon balls in POTC

Wait.. what? There needs to be some hall of fame we can go to to see these things.

 

[Yellow Strap]

It's not on a track so much as there's a narrow trench in the bottom of the river flume. Each boat has a rudder (for lack of better term, I'm sure there's a real name for it) and sets of guide wheels that rest in the trench and keeps the boat moving along the ride path. This allows the boat to have a realistic feeling of actually floating, as the trench is wide enough that the boat can bob and move slightly left and right. However, each boat operates under its own power and the skipper controls the speed, just not where the boat can go.

I could be wrong on this, but I believe that it is possible for the boats to disengage from the trench and begin to float freely if the water level gets high enough.

So you're saying my 6 year old son didn't actually steer the Jungle Cruise boat by himself?!?!?

He is going to be really disappointed.

 

[King Panda 77]

I, on rare occasion, am drunk.

FTFY

 

[KBLovedDisney]

Total darkness would have been acceptable if we could have just had them turn off the small world song.

Yeah...we didn't get that option. Nope, "IMAGINATION! IMAGINATION! IMAGINATION!" In complete darkness for 10 minutes. I honestly think IASW with the sound cut off would have been just as terrifying.

 

[KBLovedDisney]

Taking it for granite is the biggest problem with sandstone.

 

[Hakunamatata]

FTFY

Reported. For unnecessary accuracy.