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*MKT laughs as Desire goes to see the Wahcoisky brothers... knowing full well that the Wachoisky brothers are baloon salesmen in Ithaca, NY*
*MKT flies to his lair and prepares for battle*
mkt: I can't use my shinning... fine. This soul has a few more tricks left up his sleeve.
*blinks*
*MKT laughs as Desire sings Like a Virgin by Madonna*
*MKT flies to his lair and prepares for battle*
mkt: I can't use my shinning... fine. This soul has a few more tricks left up his sleeve.
*blinks*
*MKT laughs as Desire sings Like a Virgin by Madonna*
jaylenofan86
New Member
Who is the Jaminator? Who are the future up-and-rising stars? Who will win the next matches? Why did HFK interfere with the Heavyweight Championship match? Why did Y2A and DMC interfere with the Hardcore Championship? Will someone wreck my set again? Find out that and more on the next Crimson Chin's Corner!
Legacy
Well-Known Member
*DESIRE wonders what a baloon is... after being duped into buying a few thousand shares with his lettuce hands, but the lettuce is gone, and DESIRE has discovered that he indeed has rythme. He gets the rest of Legacy together, and they begin training for his match with MKT...
FAIRLY... WITH NONE OF THOSE STUPID SHINNING COMPUTER PROGRAM AVOIDING TRICKS INTENDED!!!
Stupid Hack...
FAIRLY... WITH NONE OF THOSE STUPID SHINNING COMPUTER PROGRAM AVOIDING TRICKS INTENDED!!!
Stupid Hack...
MerHearted
Well-Known Member
*Y2A comes out to the ring*
Y2A: I'm here to report a crime. The WDWME Championship was stolen from me! I had DMC beat, I had the title in my grasp! And then... and then HFK appears... and ruins everything. What I want to know is why? Why, Freak, why? Haven't you had your fill of tormenting me? I thought it was over between us, I thought we could let by-gones be by-gones. You know HFK, there isn't a day that goes by when I don't think back to that night, that night you caused me to fall off the Hell in a Cell. Not a day goes by when I don't remember the pain, the weeks of rehab, sitting at home, not ever knowing if I would ever get back. But I never wanted revenge, HFK. I wanted to move on. I was willing to move on! WHY AREN'T YOU?! Last week, you denied me the most important prize in this industry. What is wrong with you? You're obsessed, that's what? You haven't changed, you're still that sick freak deep down! Well, I'm gonna change all of that. I'm gonna make sure you never get in my way again. And I'm gonna do it the legal way. HFK, I hold here a restraining order. If you even get within 50 ft of me at anytime, your behind is going off the jail! Now how do you like that?
Y2A: I'm here to report a crime. The WDWME Championship was stolen from me! I had DMC beat, I had the title in my grasp! And then... and then HFK appears... and ruins everything. What I want to know is why? Why, Freak, why? Haven't you had your fill of tormenting me? I thought it was over between us, I thought we could let by-gones be by-gones. You know HFK, there isn't a day that goes by when I don't think back to that night, that night you caused me to fall off the Hell in a Cell. Not a day goes by when I don't remember the pain, the weeks of rehab, sitting at home, not ever knowing if I would ever get back. But I never wanted revenge, HFK. I wanted to move on. I was willing to move on! WHY AREN'T YOU?! Last week, you denied me the most important prize in this industry. What is wrong with you? You're obsessed, that's what? You haven't changed, you're still that sick freak deep down! Well, I'm gonna change all of that. I'm gonna make sure you never get in my way again. And I'm gonna do it the legal way. HFK, I hold here a restraining order. If you even get within 50 ft of me at anytime, your behind is going off the jail! Now how do you like that?
WDWFREAK53
Well-Known Member
AWW AWW FREAK
I think I'm cute...
I know I'm sexy..
I've got the moves...that drives the girls wild
*HFK walks down with tape measure*
*starts unrolling it til it hits 50feet*
So....if I cross *points* THIS mark...My behind is going off to jail huh?
*crowd goes nuts*
You mean....
*slowly pulls down pants*
THIS BEHIND?!?!?!?
*HFK points up to rafters*
*Heart confetti falls all over Y2A*
*HFK motions for Y2A to kiss his....(edited)*
*Song plays again*
jaylenofan86
New Member
Crimson Chin's Corner #4
*A mix of The Tonight Show With Jay Leno and Conan plays*
*Crimson Chin come out and shakes a few of the fans hands*
*Music stops, Crimson Chin sits at his desk*
Crimson Chin: Hello everyone and welcome to tonight's Crimson Chin's Corner! We have a lot to get through today. We will have reaction to the matchs, also we have the winners of every match and we have The HeartFreak Kid and Y2A! *Crowd cheers and goes nuts* Right now, we have the winner of the WDWME Women's Championship, Angel.
*Angel comes out, all of the guys yell and howl at her, she turns and waves to the crowd. She then sits down at the couch*
CC: So Angel, how does it feel to retain the Women's belt for the second time in a row?
Angel: It feels pretty good, Sliffer was nothing to me, and she's nothing but a show off.
CC: Hmmmm....... Sliffer did have the upper hand on you at first...
Angel: But she slacked off and showed off with her so called "break dancing".
CC: Ok, ok. But, Baby Maker impregnated you for the second straight week, how do you feel about that and what are you going to do to prevent that in the future?
Angel: I feel horrible! This second child is going to put a dent in my checkbook! Also, I will never touch that Baby Maker again!
CC: Ok, thank you very much Angel for coming. *She gets up and leaves, the guys go crazy again* Now, we have the winner of the WDWME Tag-Team Championship, MKT & Dark Star.
*MKT comes out with a black robe thing on and some sunglasses, Dark Star comes out and looks at the crowd. The crowd cheers them on*
CC: Welcome, ok, you guys have been doing very, very well in these matches, how do you do it?
MKT: By this *Gives Crimson Chin the shinning look, CC gets frightend by his stare*
CC: Ok, ok I get it now. Dark Star, how do you feel teaming up with MKT?
Dark Star: I feel great to be a part of the team. We are best friends now, we are like family. He gives the other team weird looks, I help him take them down, it's that simple.
CC: So, you guys are saying that you can take on any tag team in this league?
MKT & DS: *Both of them laugh* We can take on any tag team in the world.
CC: Wow! That's amazing! MKT, are you ready for the next match with DESIRE?
MKT: Yes, I'm very much ready.
CC: Wow, great words from a great team. Thank you guys for coming out today. *MKT then flys out of his seat out of sight while Dark Star walks off stage* Ok, now we have the winner of the Disney International Title, Venom. *Crowd stands and cheers. Venom walks and sits in the couch*
CC: So Venom, how was it to win the International Title?
Venom: It was great! My first title since the creation of the WDWME.
CC: It seems to me that ADD wasn't really a challange for you.
Venom: Yep, he was nothing to me. I beat him so quickly, his last match was a fluke.
CC: It also seems that you have changed a lot, we can now talk to each other civilied. What happened to you?
Venom: Well, Y2A came back, that's what made me changed.
CC: Wow, that's great. Hey, good luck with your next match, I hope you win, unless it's againist me of course. *Crowd laughs*
Venom: Of course, good luck with your next match too.
CC: Thank you very much. I'll see ya later Venom, thanks for coming. *Venom leaves with the crowd cheering* Ok, we now have the winner of the last match againist me, Custodial. *Custodial enters with a few people cheering for him*
CC: Custodial, first off, I'm sorry for saying that you were the Jaminatior. But, you didn't really win, I was distracted.
Custodial: Yes, I did win.
CC: No, not really. Anyway, What's next for you?
Custodial: I hope to win the tag team match with the great MKT, he is one of the best wrestlers around.
CC: That's nice. Who do you think is the Jaminator now? I have no idea who he is, but I'm going to find out!
Custodial: I have no idea either.
CC: Come on, you know who he is.
Custodial: No, I dont.
CC: Ok, ok I'll let you go. Thank you for stoping by. *Custodial leaves with few cheers* Ok folks, this is what you have been waiting for! These four have some big issues between each other, three of them interfered with last week's two big matches, and we are putting all three of them on this stage! *Crowd goes crazy, jumping up and down and yelling their heads off* OK, First we have DMC! *DMC walks out with big cheers and sits down* Next we have RPG! *RPG enters and sits down* Then we have Y2A! *The crowd cheers as Y2A goes to take his seat* And last, but not least we have The HeartFreak Kid! *The crowd goes completely crazy. HFK smiles and waves as he sits 50 feet for Y2A* Thank you all for coming. Now HFK, why did you interfere with the Heavyweight Championship and why are you not over Y2A?
HFK: Well, I don't want Y2A to win any of the remaining matches. He doesn't deserve to win.
Y2A: Yes I do!
HFK: Don't make me cross that line. *Points to floor*
CC: Ok guys, stop fighting, RPG, how do you feel winning the Hardcore Championship?
RPG: It was great! I didn't really have to do anything!
HFK: I would have won if it wasn't for DMC!
DMC: Hey! I don't like being kicked in the face!
HFK: Well, you did win.
DMC: Ya, but that was my match!
Y2A: Hey! That was my match!
HFK: No it wasn't Y2A.
Y2A: Yes it was.
HFK: One more warning, don't make me cross that line. *The crowd goes insane*
Y2A: Do it!
HFK: Ok. *HFK crosses the line and attacks Y2A, DMC starts to fight Y2A and HFK. RPG runs off the stage into the crowd. HFK picks up Y2A and drops him on Crimson Chin's desk, which breaks in half. DMC picks up a chair and hits HFK on the head. The crowd is into this fight! Crimson Chin hides behind his desk while chairs are flying and the set gets ripped apart*
CC: This is Crimson Chin. Thank you for watching Crimson Chin's Corner! Tune in next week to see if my set gets destoryed again! *Crimson Chin looks over the desk to see the couch flying over his head. The screen goes to black.*
*A mix of The Tonight Show With Jay Leno and Conan plays*
*Crimson Chin come out and shakes a few of the fans hands*
*Music stops, Crimson Chin sits at his desk*
Crimson Chin: Hello everyone and welcome to tonight's Crimson Chin's Corner! We have a lot to get through today. We will have reaction to the matchs, also we have the winners of every match and we have The HeartFreak Kid and Y2A! *Crowd cheers and goes nuts* Right now, we have the winner of the WDWME Women's Championship, Angel.
*Angel comes out, all of the guys yell and howl at her, she turns and waves to the crowd. She then sits down at the couch*
CC: So Angel, how does it feel to retain the Women's belt for the second time in a row?
Angel: It feels pretty good, Sliffer was nothing to me, and she's nothing but a show off.
CC: Hmmmm....... Sliffer did have the upper hand on you at first...
Angel: But she slacked off and showed off with her so called "break dancing".
CC: Ok, ok. But, Baby Maker impregnated you for the second straight week, how do you feel about that and what are you going to do to prevent that in the future?
Angel: I feel horrible! This second child is going to put a dent in my checkbook! Also, I will never touch that Baby Maker again!
CC: Ok, thank you very much Angel for coming. *She gets up and leaves, the guys go crazy again* Now, we have the winner of the WDWME Tag-Team Championship, MKT & Dark Star.
*MKT comes out with a black robe thing on and some sunglasses, Dark Star comes out and looks at the crowd. The crowd cheers them on*
CC: Welcome, ok, you guys have been doing very, very well in these matches, how do you do it?
MKT: By this *Gives Crimson Chin the shinning look, CC gets frightend by his stare*
CC: Ok, ok I get it now. Dark Star, how do you feel teaming up with MKT?
Dark Star: I feel great to be a part of the team. We are best friends now, we are like family. He gives the other team weird looks, I help him take them down, it's that simple.
CC: So, you guys are saying that you can take on any tag team in this league?
MKT & DS: *Both of them laugh* We can take on any tag team in the world.
CC: Wow! That's amazing! MKT, are you ready for the next match with DESIRE?
MKT: Yes, I'm very much ready.
CC: Wow, great words from a great team. Thank you guys for coming out today. *MKT then flys out of his seat out of sight while Dark Star walks off stage* Ok, now we have the winner of the Disney International Title, Venom. *Crowd stands and cheers. Venom walks and sits in the couch*
CC: So Venom, how was it to win the International Title?
Venom: It was great! My first title since the creation of the WDWME.
CC: It seems to me that ADD wasn't really a challange for you.
Venom: Yep, he was nothing to me. I beat him so quickly, his last match was a fluke.
CC: It also seems that you have changed a lot, we can now talk to each other civilied. What happened to you?
Venom: Well, Y2A came back, that's what made me changed.
CC: Wow, that's great. Hey, good luck with your next match, I hope you win, unless it's againist me of course. *Crowd laughs*
Venom: Of course, good luck with your next match too.
CC: Thank you very much. I'll see ya later Venom, thanks for coming. *Venom leaves with the crowd cheering* Ok, we now have the winner of the last match againist me, Custodial. *Custodial enters with a few people cheering for him*
CC: Custodial, first off, I'm sorry for saying that you were the Jaminatior. But, you didn't really win, I was distracted.
Custodial: Yes, I did win.
CC: No, not really. Anyway, What's next for you?
Custodial: I hope to win the tag team match with the great MKT, he is one of the best wrestlers around.
CC: That's nice. Who do you think is the Jaminator now? I have no idea who he is, but I'm going to find out!
Custodial: I have no idea either.
CC: Come on, you know who he is.
Custodial: No, I dont.
CC: Ok, ok I'll let you go. Thank you for stoping by. *Custodial leaves with few cheers* Ok folks, this is what you have been waiting for! These four have some big issues between each other, three of them interfered with last week's two big matches, and we are putting all three of them on this stage! *Crowd goes crazy, jumping up and down and yelling their heads off* OK, First we have DMC! *DMC walks out with big cheers and sits down* Next we have RPG! *RPG enters and sits down* Then we have Y2A! *The crowd cheers as Y2A goes to take his seat* And last, but not least we have The HeartFreak Kid! *The crowd goes completely crazy. HFK smiles and waves as he sits 50 feet for Y2A* Thank you all for coming. Now HFK, why did you interfere with the Heavyweight Championship and why are you not over Y2A?
HFK: Well, I don't want Y2A to win any of the remaining matches. He doesn't deserve to win.
Y2A: Yes I do!
HFK: Don't make me cross that line. *Points to floor*
CC: Ok guys, stop fighting, RPG, how do you feel winning the Hardcore Championship?
RPG: It was great! I didn't really have to do anything!
HFK: I would have won if it wasn't for DMC!
DMC: Hey! I don't like being kicked in the face!
HFK: Well, you did win.
DMC: Ya, but that was my match!
Y2A: Hey! That was my match!
HFK: No it wasn't Y2A.
Y2A: Yes it was.
HFK: One more warning, don't make me cross that line. *The crowd goes insane*
Y2A: Do it!
HFK: Ok. *HFK crosses the line and attacks Y2A, DMC starts to fight Y2A and HFK. RPG runs off the stage into the crowd. HFK picks up Y2A and drops him on Crimson Chin's desk, which breaks in half. DMC picks up a chair and hits HFK on the head. The crowd is into this fight! Crimson Chin hides behind his desk while chairs are flying and the set gets ripped apart*
CC: This is Crimson Chin. Thank you for watching Crimson Chin's Corner! Tune in next week to see if my set gets destoryed again! *Crimson Chin looks over the desk to see the couch flying over his head. The screen goes to black.*
Venom: the birth of a new Champ!
*Venom approaches the Ring with a new feel of pride, contentment, and happiness (?) gleaming from his face.*
Venom: Finally.... Venom has come back.. to GREENSBORO, NC.
*Crowd goes nuts and starts chanting Ven-nom Ven-nom Ven-nom*
Venom: (Slightly laughing) Allright Allright. I know that you the fans have been through quite a roller coaster ride with my career recently. Heck most of the Mega Members have been going through major changes in light of the dWo aftermath. Well, I'm just here to say that I have at last found peace. *raises belt in the air and fans scream* At last, the people's Spider and the Venom that dwells within me are one. I shall retain my name of Venom, but you will all see the skill and competitive spirit and love of the WDWME of the Spider all as one. Your Champ has arrived and I'm going to lay the Spider down on all the other WDWME mega members. It occurs to me that the International Belt comes with a great price however, it seems this belt is highly sought after since it's arrival in the WDWME, but I am prepar....
*Crimson Chin, ADD, Desire, and Spongescott arrive and walk down toward ringside*
CC: Spider, I was the orignal International Champ, and I feel that I deserve a rematch against a worthy opponent such as yourself to try and regain my title?
ADD: Wait just a minute, Jabber Jaw. I hav...
*Gary the Gorilla MonHoov enters on Stage with a new protege... the Hammering Nerd. The Nerd wears Ultra thick Goggle-like glasses, a Business suit, Pocket Protectors, and a really bad haircut.*
GG: I would like to show my new understudy just what the new Gary is capable of...
Nerd: *snort* Wait a second, I thought you wanted me to have the chance for the title?
GG: Your not ready, and I have been in more posts, and ...
Nerd: But I finally found a gimmick. I want the shot.
*Venom looks a litle baffled by all the conflicting interests in his title. Just then All Star Mickey Turbo comes running out with another Mic*
ASMT: I was once Heavy Weight Champ :lookaroun . I would love to give you the opportunity to have a real match against a former Champ if you will put the belt on the line.
Venom: I would be more than ha...
*The others at ringside get aggitated and start making remarks to Turbo for boasting too much. He runs down to confornt some of them. Everyone begins to get on edge and pushy. Bulldog tries to calm the mess down when ADD goes crazy and pops him in the face screaming 'We all gotta calm down' real hyper like. Suddenly a Turkey Leg hits ADD in the head and knocks him out.*
Grimace the Menace: It's time the Turkey Leg Boy gets out of Management and puts his Turkey where his mouth is... It appears It's time for a little TLB. I want to make my Wrestling return Big... I want the International Belt. I've been an Original for years on end and it's time my secret recipe for Destruction is on the plate for you... Venom.
JE: This is getting completly out of hand... everyone and their Grandma wants a shot at this belt.
Announcer: Don't worry, I'll handle this since Dark Image is in the Hospital. *Announcer gets up* Everyone, just calm down, return to the back and wait for a decision to be made on this matter. It is escalating out of hand.
Spongescott: What's the matter Announcer... can't handle the tension in the room.
Announcer: That's really lame coming from a guy with no Backbone.
Spongescott: Oh yeah! Well, you're just jealous of all us cause we have goals in life. You're nothing.
Announcer: What, you think I don't stand a chance against Venom for the belt. I can hold my own just as easily as that geeky Nerd, or that medicated mental case, or the over-aged War veteran, or the...
Venom: You're on.
*Ringside goes crazy, someone yells 'you just picked him cause you think you have the best chance to retain you're title against him'. Some Royal King-like music starts to play*
Announcer: Finally, a respectable opportunity for the ....
*Gary and the Nerd attack the Announcer. Some members at Ringside get in little brawls, the others prepare to jump Venom. One by one Venom knocks them down holding his own. The others see what's happening and decide to help knowing that a weakened Venom will be far easier to defeat once a competitor is choosen. Venom starts losing the upper-hand. Things begin looking bad when a Tiger Roar is heard and Tigress comes running down to the Ring and begins to help. Most of the members are hurt, some are knocked out, and a few head toward the back deciding too many comflicts of interests are at hand. Finally, only Tigress and Venom are standing. They stare at each other.*
Venom: I guess you want a shot too. You're definitely worthy. So what now.
*Tigress hugs Venom. He is totally shocked. She doesn't say anything. Then she points to the Entrance Stage. Venom turns.*
Venom: What now!?!
*Red lights begin to flash, Tribal drums begin to fill the Arena. A huge Red burst of smoke... Standing in the clearing is... Ophelia and Sparky!!!!! She motions for the two in the ring to come with her. They are overjoyed at seeing her return and both run up the ring to catch up*
JE:.....................
*Fade to Comercial*
*Venom approaches the Ring with a new feel of pride, contentment, and happiness (?) gleaming from his face.*
Venom: Finally.... Venom has come back.. to GREENSBORO, NC.
*Crowd goes nuts and starts chanting Ven-nom Ven-nom Ven-nom*
Venom: (Slightly laughing) Allright Allright. I know that you the fans have been through quite a roller coaster ride with my career recently. Heck most of the Mega Members have been going through major changes in light of the dWo aftermath. Well, I'm just here to say that I have at last found peace. *raises belt in the air and fans scream* At last, the people's Spider and the Venom that dwells within me are one. I shall retain my name of Venom, but you will all see the skill and competitive spirit and love of the WDWME of the Spider all as one. Your Champ has arrived and I'm going to lay the Spider down on all the other WDWME mega members. It occurs to me that the International Belt comes with a great price however, it seems this belt is highly sought after since it's arrival in the WDWME, but I am prepar....
*Crimson Chin, ADD, Desire, and Spongescott arrive and walk down toward ringside*
CC: Spider, I was the orignal International Champ, and I feel that I deserve a rematch against a worthy opponent such as yourself to try and regain my title?
ADD: Wait just a minute, Jabber Jaw. I hav...
*Gary the Gorilla MonHoov enters on Stage with a new protege... the Hammering Nerd. The Nerd wears Ultra thick Goggle-like glasses, a Business suit, Pocket Protectors, and a really bad haircut.*
GG: I would like to show my new understudy just what the new Gary is capable of...
Nerd: *snort* Wait a second, I thought you wanted me to have the chance for the title?
GG: Your not ready, and I have been in more posts, and ...
Nerd: But I finally found a gimmick. I want the shot.
*Venom looks a litle baffled by all the conflicting interests in his title. Just then All Star Mickey Turbo comes running out with another Mic*
ASMT: I was once Heavy Weight Champ :lookaroun . I would love to give you the opportunity to have a real match against a former Champ if you will put the belt on the line.
Venom: I would be more than ha...
*The others at ringside get aggitated and start making remarks to Turbo for boasting too much. He runs down to confornt some of them. Everyone begins to get on edge and pushy. Bulldog tries to calm the mess down when ADD goes crazy and pops him in the face screaming 'We all gotta calm down' real hyper like. Suddenly a Turkey Leg hits ADD in the head and knocks him out.*
Grimace the Menace: It's time the Turkey Leg Boy gets out of Management and puts his Turkey where his mouth is... It appears It's time for a little TLB. I want to make my Wrestling return Big... I want the International Belt. I've been an Original for years on end and it's time my secret recipe for Destruction is on the plate for you... Venom.
JE: This is getting completly out of hand... everyone and their Grandma wants a shot at this belt.
Announcer: Don't worry, I'll handle this since Dark Image is in the Hospital. *Announcer gets up* Everyone, just calm down, return to the back and wait for a decision to be made on this matter. It is escalating out of hand.
Spongescott: What's the matter Announcer... can't handle the tension in the room.
Announcer: That's really lame coming from a guy with no Backbone.
Spongescott: Oh yeah! Well, you're just jealous of all us cause we have goals in life. You're nothing.
Announcer: What, you think I don't stand a chance against Venom for the belt. I can hold my own just as easily as that geeky Nerd, or that medicated mental case, or the over-aged War veteran, or the...
Venom: You're on.
*Ringside goes crazy, someone yells 'you just picked him cause you think you have the best chance to retain you're title against him'. Some Royal King-like music starts to play*
Announcer: Finally, a respectable opportunity for the ....
*Gary and the Nerd attack the Announcer. Some members at Ringside get in little brawls, the others prepare to jump Venom. One by one Venom knocks them down holding his own. The others see what's happening and decide to help knowing that a weakened Venom will be far easier to defeat once a competitor is choosen. Venom starts losing the upper-hand. Things begin looking bad when a Tiger Roar is heard and Tigress comes running down to the Ring and begins to help. Most of the members are hurt, some are knocked out, and a few head toward the back deciding too many comflicts of interests are at hand. Finally, only Tigress and Venom are standing. They stare at each other.*
Venom: I guess you want a shot too. You're definitely worthy. So what now.
*Tigress hugs Venom. He is totally shocked. She doesn't say anything. Then she points to the Entrance Stage. Venom turns.*
Venom: What now!?!
*Red lights begin to flash, Tribal drums begin to fill the Arena. A huge Red burst of smoke... Standing in the clearing is... Ophelia and Sparky!!!!! She motions for the two in the ring to come with her. They are overjoyed at seeing her return and both run up the ring to catch up*
JE:.....................
*Fade to Comercial*
Jamitor and the Custodial
*Custodial heads down to the Ring, Mic in hand*
Custodial: People, OK. The whole Jamitor/Jaminator ordeal is starting to get out of hand. Yes, I do believe he exists... I finally witnessed it first hand last night. Do I know who he is... well... obviously he isn't me, last night should have been proof enough. But to remove any doubts you may have, I have decided to set up a little one on one live wih the Jamitor via the Magictron right now. *Magictton comes on with Jamitor on screen*
Jamitor: Hello Clean Citizen Custodial. What service can the Jamitor do for you today?
Custodial: Hi, I just wanted to clear up a few issues that are playing in the minds of many of my WDWME mega members and the audien... *Jamitor breaks in before Custodial finishes*
Jamitor: Sure, that is understandable Citizen. Ask away and I shall do my best to help.
Custodial: First of all, us talking Live right now obviously proves that we are not the same person. But can you in fact tell everyone who you really are?
Jamitor: *oddly long pause with Jamitor appearing to still be listening to something* Yes, that's ridiculous to think we are one and the same. As to my real identity... I am.. the Jamitor. The Mr. Clean of Crime, the Windex to the WDWME Smudges, the Amonia to the foul stink of Wrong-doing.
Custodial: Well, I think everyone's doubts have been removed. Hey, Jamitor... quick cleaning question.
Jamitor: *Strangely answering just as Custodial finishes his last word* Go right ahead citizen... Cleanliness is next to godliness after all.
Custodial: OK, when you have a...
*Crimson Chin runs in*
CC: I got a question Jamitor.
Custodial: Go away, you can talk to him on your show.
CC: Why aren't you here in person talking to Custodial?
Jamitor: HA, that's an easy one. Lemon Juice.
CC: Lemon Juice? Whuh????
Custodial: Get out of here now. Lemon Juice is a Janitor Code tht you are not welcome.
Jamitor: Sometimes flushing the toilets just won't do the job.
CC: What's going on here?
Custodial: Cut the feed, we are going to have a problem here.
CC: This feed isn't live is it, you pre-recorded answers to ask yourself.
Custodial: no, that's not it at all.
CC: You really are the Jamitor after all.
*Crowd starts cheering louder and louder. CC thinks it's because he's on to something but actually the Jamitor has appeared behind him. Jamitor taps him on the shoulder.*
Jamitor: Citizen Custodial was merely trying to protect my identity. We recorded the answers earlier so no one would know where I truly am. I cannot afford for evil and injustice to know my whereabouts.
CC: But your... your... Gimmee that mask. *Lunges, but Jamitor makes a break for it. CC pursues, and Custodial follows*
*Custodial heads down to the Ring, Mic in hand*
Custodial: People, OK. The whole Jamitor/Jaminator ordeal is starting to get out of hand. Yes, I do believe he exists... I finally witnessed it first hand last night. Do I know who he is... well... obviously he isn't me, last night should have been proof enough. But to remove any doubts you may have, I have decided to set up a little one on one live wih the Jamitor via the Magictron right now. *Magictton comes on with Jamitor on screen*
Jamitor: Hello Clean Citizen Custodial. What service can the Jamitor do for you today?
Custodial: Hi, I just wanted to clear up a few issues that are playing in the minds of many of my WDWME mega members and the audien... *Jamitor breaks in before Custodial finishes*
Jamitor: Sure, that is understandable Citizen. Ask away and I shall do my best to help.
Custodial: First of all, us talking Live right now obviously proves that we are not the same person. But can you in fact tell everyone who you really are?
Jamitor: *oddly long pause with Jamitor appearing to still be listening to something* Yes, that's ridiculous to think we are one and the same. As to my real identity... I am.. the Jamitor. The Mr. Clean of Crime, the Windex to the WDWME Smudges, the Amonia to the foul stink of Wrong-doing.
Custodial: Well, I think everyone's doubts have been removed. Hey, Jamitor... quick cleaning question.
Jamitor: *Strangely answering just as Custodial finishes his last word* Go right ahead citizen... Cleanliness is next to godliness after all.
Custodial: OK, when you have a...
*Crimson Chin runs in*
CC: I got a question Jamitor.
Custodial: Go away, you can talk to him on your show.
CC: Why aren't you here in person talking to Custodial?
Jamitor: HA, that's an easy one. Lemon Juice.
CC: Lemon Juice? Whuh????
Custodial: Get out of here now. Lemon Juice is a Janitor Code tht you are not welcome.
Jamitor: Sometimes flushing the toilets just won't do the job.
CC: What's going on here?
Custodial: Cut the feed, we are going to have a problem here.
CC: This feed isn't live is it, you pre-recorded answers to ask yourself.
Custodial: no, that's not it at all.
CC: You really are the Jamitor after all.
*Crowd starts cheering louder and louder. CC thinks it's because he's on to something but actually the Jamitor has appeared behind him. Jamitor taps him on the shoulder.*
Jamitor: Citizen Custodial was merely trying to protect my identity. We recorded the answers earlier so no one would know where I truly am. I cannot afford for evil and injustice to know my whereabouts.
CC: But your... your... Gimmee that mask. *Lunges, but Jamitor makes a break for it. CC pursues, and Custodial follows*
FantasiaBish
Member
Camera view of DA's dressing room...
*DA paces back and forth mubling to himdelf*
"What the f... I AM the one that got Custodial the ttle shot and he was to be paired with me, what's this BS about MKT? Someone will pay for this complete disregard for my talent and wishes..."
{I}camrea fades out as we see DA checking a list and mumbling that all will pay...{/I}
*DA paces back and forth mubling to himdelf*
"What the f... I AM the one that got Custodial the ttle shot and he was to be paired with me, what's this BS about MKT? Someone will pay for this complete disregard for my talent and wishes..."
{I}camrea fades out as we see DA checking a list and mumbling that all will pay...{/I}
MerHearted
Well-Known Member
Ummm... how can MKT get a tag title shot if MKT is the tag champion? 
MKCustodial
Well-Known Member
Originally posted by MerHearted
Ummm... how can MKT get a tag title shot if MKT is the tag champion?
I think it was supposed to be Custodial and DA, and Image messed it up about 3 pages back... :lol:
DarkImage4
Member
Um...I just looking back....never made reference to MKT getting a shot...oh well...we'll roll with the punches.....
Some things should come into focus very soon.....:lol:
*Ophelia Enters. Fans begin chanting. People are fainting. People hold signs up with 'Ophelia has me under her spell' and 'I love that Voodoo that you do' on them*
Ophelia: It's great to be back in the WDWME. *fans cheer* It's great to be here in Greensboro, NC. *Fans go crazy* Even better, Tigress and Venom have found their paths in the WDWME and have finally made peace with theirself, in many ways my leaving gave each of them an opportunity to leave and find out what the biz and their own emotions are all about.
*Venom and Tigress come out followed by Darrel Vader ??*
Ophelia: I am no longer a Wrestler, I have given it up. These two have each proven theirself worthy competitors and able to make it on their own, but when they rediscovered one another last night and realized it's easier to follow your heart then to try and force your own destiny I knew it was time I returned. Tigress and I have a much stronger respect for one another now, and Venom has learned that I never really left him, he simply took it on himself to leave and test the waters. They are both much more experienced, mature, smarter, and tougher after their trials and ordeals.
*Sparky comes out*
Sparky: Ophelia. First I'd like to say Welcome Back. Second, I want to think you for all that you have done for Venom and accidentally for me. I never knew my mother all my life. My father would talk about her from time to time, but I had no pictures or any history of her... when the house caught fire when I was three all our pictures, video, and anything related to my mom was lost. This locket was the most wonderful gift I could have ever dreamed of... but, how exactly did you come across it?
Ophelia: When Dark Image returns, he and I will finally piece the final components together for all of you. Seeing you and Venom together and at peace does my heart wonders, I am so happy that you too could come to terms after all these years.
Tigress: So... just one more question? Why is Darrel out here!
Ophelia: Everyone deserves a second chance. Tigress, you are getting a second chance. Venom you got a second chance at the belt. Sparky you had a second chance to rediscover your mom. Darrel deserves just as much if not more so...
Vader: Thank you Ophelia. You really are more wise than we tend to give you credit. I, more than anyone here, deserve nothing more than being an outcast and shunned by all. You're group of Mega Members are giving me something I always thought I had but realize the dWo could never give... a family.
Ophelia: Well, that's not all, I have a lot of new projects for our group. First I will be concentrating my efforts on this next group of four. First, we have Ethyl Cooper (Rocker look). Next, we have Phoenix (think Kane). Then there is Captain Hook (think Steve Blackman). Next is myself, Ophelia, and finally on Tigress request, we are bringing Tigger Lov into our humble team known as EPCOT. As a matter of fact all of us combined will now be known as the Legion of Disney with Team EPCOT representing EPCOT, of course, Tigress representing the Animal Kingdom, Vader representing the Disney-MGM Studios. To represent the Ultimate Park of Perfection, the Magic Kingdom, none other than the ideal setting of Main Street USA himself..... MR. PERFECT. Venom, you are more independent and still discovering your path. You will have a special Universal representation in our group.
Mr. Perfect: You guys are priviledged to have me as a member of your group, just one problem I see... Venom needs to hand over that belt. Perfection automatically attracts perfection and since I'm the perfect personification of Disney, then the perfect International symbol of Disney should go around my waist. Well, I am no longer needed, I'll be in my dressing room if I must be called upon.
*Perfect leaves, Venom whispers to Ophelia*
Venom: Why did you sign him on?
Ophelia: I see his potential and I haven't been wrong yet.
Venom: Well, I don't doubt you, I just can't understand...
Ophelia: No one is perfect. He must learn that, and I want you to prove it to him. This Thursday get Image to set up a match with Mr. Perfect and you in a submission match. No belts on the line... I want you to show Perfect that everyone is capable of losing and admiting defeat.
Venom: What? A match against Perfect..
Ophelia: You doubt your abilities? I know your Pain Tolerance is high, your speed will help you avoid him, and your agility will help you get the upper hand. I have confidence in you.
Venom: Alright, I'll do it, but I'm not sure if Perfect is capable of admiting defeat by giving up.
*LoD leaves*
JE: What hasn't happened in the WDWME yet?
Ophelia: It's great to be back in the WDWME. *fans cheer* It's great to be here in Greensboro, NC. *Fans go crazy* Even better, Tigress and Venom have found their paths in the WDWME and have finally made peace with theirself, in many ways my leaving gave each of them an opportunity to leave and find out what the biz and their own emotions are all about.
*Venom and Tigress come out followed by Darrel Vader ??*
Ophelia: I am no longer a Wrestler, I have given it up. These two have each proven theirself worthy competitors and able to make it on their own, but when they rediscovered one another last night and realized it's easier to follow your heart then to try and force your own destiny I knew it was time I returned. Tigress and I have a much stronger respect for one another now, and Venom has learned that I never really left him, he simply took it on himself to leave and test the waters. They are both much more experienced, mature, smarter, and tougher after their trials and ordeals.
*Sparky comes out*
Sparky: Ophelia. First I'd like to say Welcome Back. Second, I want to think you for all that you have done for Venom and accidentally for me. I never knew my mother all my life. My father would talk about her from time to time, but I had no pictures or any history of her... when the house caught fire when I was three all our pictures, video, and anything related to my mom was lost. This locket was the most wonderful gift I could have ever dreamed of... but, how exactly did you come across it?
Ophelia: When Dark Image returns, he and I will finally piece the final components together for all of you. Seeing you and Venom together and at peace does my heart wonders, I am so happy that you too could come to terms after all these years.
Tigress: So... just one more question? Why is Darrel out here!
Ophelia: Everyone deserves a second chance. Tigress, you are getting a second chance. Venom you got a second chance at the belt. Sparky you had a second chance to rediscover your mom. Darrel deserves just as much if not more so...
Vader: Thank you Ophelia. You really are more wise than we tend to give you credit. I, more than anyone here, deserve nothing more than being an outcast and shunned by all. You're group of Mega Members are giving me something I always thought I had but realize the dWo could never give... a family.
Ophelia: Well, that's not all, I have a lot of new projects for our group. First I will be concentrating my efforts on this next group of four. First, we have Ethyl Cooper (Rocker look). Next, we have Phoenix (think Kane). Then there is Captain Hook (think Steve Blackman). Next is myself, Ophelia, and finally on Tigress request, we are bringing Tigger Lov into our humble team known as EPCOT. As a matter of fact all of us combined will now be known as the Legion of Disney with Team EPCOT representing EPCOT, of course, Tigress representing the Animal Kingdom, Vader representing the Disney-MGM Studios. To represent the Ultimate Park of Perfection, the Magic Kingdom, none other than the ideal setting of Main Street USA himself..... MR. PERFECT. Venom, you are more independent and still discovering your path. You will have a special Universal representation in our group.
Mr. Perfect: You guys are priviledged to have me as a member of your group, just one problem I see... Venom needs to hand over that belt. Perfection automatically attracts perfection and since I'm the perfect personification of Disney, then the perfect International symbol of Disney should go around my waist. Well, I am no longer needed, I'll be in my dressing room if I must be called upon.
*Perfect leaves, Venom whispers to Ophelia*
Venom: Why did you sign him on?
Ophelia: I see his potential and I haven't been wrong yet.
Venom: Well, I don't doubt you, I just can't understand...
Ophelia: No one is perfect. He must learn that, and I want you to prove it to him. This Thursday get Image to set up a match with Mr. Perfect and you in a submission match. No belts on the line... I want you to show Perfect that everyone is capable of losing and admiting defeat.
Venom: What? A match against Perfect..
Ophelia: You doubt your abilities? I know your Pain Tolerance is high, your speed will help you avoid him, and your agility will help you get the upper hand. I have confidence in you.
Venom: Alright, I'll do it, but I'm not sure if Perfect is capable of admiting defeat by giving up.
*LoD leaves*
JE: What hasn't happened in the WDWME yet?
Legacy
Well-Known Member
*The sound of breaking glass echos through the arena as a skull appears on the MagicTron. Walking down the ramp is a bald headed man, sporting a goatee and rather unmistakable stride. He jumps into the ring and flips the audience the finger as he stands on the turnbuckle. He crosses, and flips off the other side of the arena. Suddenly, two beers are tossed to him and he begins drinking them right there in the ring! The music stops and the grappler stands in the middle of the ring. After a moment of the fans cheering wildly, he reaches into his back pocket and pulls out.........
A set of mouse ears!
He puts them on and a sick grin crosses his face.*
IMAGE- What the?.......
*Image appears on the MagicTron in front of the circuit breaker.*
IMAGE- That is not allowed!
*He flips the breaker and the lights go out. After they are restored the bald-headed, beer-drinkin' red neck is gone.*
IMAGE- Sorry folks, but we are NOT having that guy in the WDWME.
JE- I guess I spoke to soon.
*DogKind! walks out to ring in referee outfit.*
DogKind!: I will be more than happy to referee the next Hardcore Match, but we need to step it up a little. Where's the Baseball bats with Barbed Wire, the flames around the edge of the rings, the thumb tacks on the mat, the 2 x 4's with nails sticking out the end. You want a real hardcore match, well I'm just the man to set it up, referee it and then take on the winner. Oh, and one more thing... It's time for the WDWME to have it's own puppet referee!!
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MKCustodial
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I found where the trouble began. :lol: It was on your May 30th post: