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MouseMadness
Well-Known Member
AW DAMMMMMMMMIT!!
Just when it was getting good! hmph
*crushes beer can against forehead and goes to find some cheetos*
*Wades through babies*
Venom: Hey Babymaker, what's up?
Babymaker: Just a sec *has another kid* Nothing much, how's your little one? Oh, help yourself to a beer.
Venom: My son's fine, he just turned two. *Opens fridge and knocks two or three lil ones out of the way*. So who you impregnating next.
Babymaker: *opens pantry and pulls two kids out* Oh, I dunno... between the kids *one falls from ceiling* and the matches I don't have any time to myself any more. I just do what I'm told to keep these kids from going without you know.
*Freak walks in*
Freak: Are these yours? *hold out two kids*
Babymaker: Yea, just toss them anywhere, and have a beer.
Venom: Hey Babymaker, what's up?
Babymaker: Just a sec *has another kid* Nothing much, how's your little one? Oh, help yourself to a beer.
Venom: My son's fine, he just turned two. *Opens fridge and knocks two or three lil ones out of the way*. So who you impregnating next.
Babymaker: *opens pantry and pulls two kids out* Oh, I dunno... between the kids *one falls from ceiling* and the matches I don't have any time to myself any more. I just do what I'm told to keep these kids from going without you know.
*Freak walks in*
Freak: Are these yours? *hold out two kids*
Babymaker: Yea, just toss them anywhere, and have a beer.
*mkt Flies to Darrels yard*
mkt: OK... time to return Y2A to his normal state...
crap... in doing all this crap I have today, I managed to cause the sprinklers to freeze. ugh
*mkt puts Y2A in the microwave with a thaw setting*
DING!
mkt: welcome back Y2A. have you learned your lesson?
Y2A: i'm soft on the outside and hard on the inside
mkt: don't change the topic. have you learned your lesson?
*Y2A collapses*
mkt: ugh...
*mkt blinks*
*lightning hits Y2A*
*Y2A rises to his feet and starts tapdancing*
mkt: now, have you learned you lesson
*Y2A nods*
mkt: good... now p¡ss off
*mkt blinks*
mkt: go back to the ocean...
mkt: OK... time to return Y2A to his normal state...
crap... in doing all this crap I have today, I managed to cause the sprinklers to freeze. ugh
*mkt puts Y2A in the microwave with a thaw setting*
DING!
mkt: welcome back Y2A. have you learned your lesson?
Y2A: i'm soft on the outside and hard on the inside
mkt: don't change the topic. have you learned your lesson?
*Y2A collapses*
mkt: ugh...
*mkt blinks*
*lightning hits Y2A*
*Y2A rises to his feet and starts tapdancing*
mkt: now, have you learned you lesson
*Y2A nods*
mkt: good... now p¡ss off
*mkt blinks*
mkt: go back to the ocean...
MerHearted
Well-Known Member
Woohoo! I'm back!
Note: The matches prolly won't be done till Friday, I'll most likely be spending tommorrow night booking my WDW trip.
Note: The matches prolly won't be done till Friday, I'll most likely be spending tommorrow night booking my WDW trip.
DarkImage4
Member
Cut to a hospital room, Dark Image in a bed hooked up to lots of machinery. He head is heavily bandaged, and he is unconsious. Sitting around the bed we see DMC and Crimson Chin, in the corner we see Venom standing with his arms crossed....
DMC: "So nobody saw anything...anyone in the area??"
Chin: "Nothing, not even a clue. Venom and I happened upon Image at the same time. He was bleeding pretty bad and not moving. Venom ran for the EMS and I stayed with him."
Venom: "I think I might know who it was..."
DMC: "Who?"
Venom: "I can't say, not now, not until I'm sure..."
Chin: "Well, whoever it was, they really wanted to take Image out for good...."
DMC: "The best we can do is go on with the show, so to speak, and hope for the best...."
They get up to head to the Thursday Night Big Thunder taping, DMC stops and picks something up off the table in the room....
Chin: "What's that?"
DMC: "Looks like Image had an idea for who would get a shot at the International Title tonight..."
Venom & Chin: "Who?!?!?"
DMC: "Looks like he had you both in mind for this one, but he finally came to a decision...."
DMC shows the paper, both of their names are there, but there is a large red circle around one name...VENOM.
Chin: "OK, I know I'll get my shot soon, good luck tonight Venom...I'll stay here with Image, you two go to the show, good luck tonight...."
DMC & Venom walk out, Chin sits down and the camera fades to black with only the sounds of the machinery in the background....
DMC: "So nobody saw anything...anyone in the area??"
Chin: "Nothing, not even a clue. Venom and I happened upon Image at the same time. He was bleeding pretty bad and not moving. Venom ran for the EMS and I stayed with him."
Venom: "I think I might know who it was..."
DMC: "Who?"
Venom: "I can't say, not now, not until I'm sure..."
Chin: "Well, whoever it was, they really wanted to take Image out for good...."
DMC: "The best we can do is go on with the show, so to speak, and hope for the best...."
They get up to head to the Thursday Night Big Thunder taping, DMC stops and picks something up off the table in the room....
Chin: "What's that?"
DMC: "Looks like Image had an idea for who would get a shot at the International Title tonight..."
Venom & Chin: "Who?!?!?"
DMC: "Looks like he had you both in mind for this one, but he finally came to a decision...."
DMC shows the paper, both of their names are there, but there is a large red circle around one name...VENOM.
Chin: "OK, I know I'll get my shot soon, good luck tonight Venom...I'll stay here with Image, you two go to the show, good luck tonight...."
DMC & Venom walk out, Chin sits down and the camera fades to black with only the sounds of the machinery in the background....
DarkImage4
Member
Thursday Night Big Thunder (5/29)
The Final Line-Up
- Custodial VS. Crimson Chin - Custodial must win for himself & MKT to get a Tag Team Title shot
- Venom VS. ADD for the Disney International Title
- Dream & Drive (of Legacy) VS. MKT & Dark Star for the WDWME Tag-Team Championship
- The HeartFreak Kid VS. RPG - WDWME Hardcore Championship
- Sliffer E VS. Angel - WDWME Women's Championship
- Y2A VS. DMC - WDWME Heavyweight Championship [/B]
The Final Line-Up
- Custodial VS. Crimson Chin - Custodial must win for himself & MKT to get a Tag Team Title shot
- Venom VS. ADD for the Disney International Title
- Dream & Drive (of Legacy) VS. MKT & Dark Star for the WDWME Tag-Team Championship
- The HeartFreak Kid VS. RPG - WDWME Hardcore Championship
- Sliffer E VS. Angel - WDWME Women's Championship
- Y2A VS. DMC - WDWME Heavyweight Championship [/B]
MerHearted
Well-Known Member
Sorry to delay the matches again, I'll do them first thing tommorrow morning. Right now, I'm tired and a bit ticked... stupid ice cream truck stole my parking space... 
DarkImage4
Member
Originally posted by MerHearted
Sorry to delay the matches again, I'll do them first thing tommorrow morning. Right now, I'm tired and a bit ticked... stupid ice cream truck stole my parking space...
That sucks, but think of it this way, at least you're still going to WDW!!
MerHearted
Well-Known Member
Tonight, we're gonna start it off big with...
Y2A VS. DMC - WDWME Heavyweight Championship:
Y2A enters first, then the champion. Y2A immediately attacks DMC upon his entrance into the ring. He stomps DMC to the ground and then throws him face-first into the ringpost. Y2A goes to attack him in the corner but DMC kicks him away. With Y2A momentarily distracted, DMC grabs him for the Time Splitter, but Y2A pushes him away. It's fast-paced back and forth action for the next couple minutes. Y2A has DMC in a rear chin lock, but DMC counters it, turning it into the Flux Incapicitor. Y2A, however, lifts DMC out of the hold and hits him with the electric chair drop. Y2A then runs to the ropes and springboards off them for the Mersault but DMC puts his knees in the air, blocking the move. Both men down slowly get up. Y2A gets up first, but DMC grabs him and rolls him into a small package. 1..2.. Y2A kicks out. Y2A then hits DMC with a cheapshot from behind. Y2A whips DMC into the ropes. On the return, DMC ducks Y2A's attack and tries to kick him but Y2A grabs his leg in mid-air. DMC then tries to hit an enziguri but Y2A grabs the other leg as well. With both legs, Y2A then applies the Dams of Atlantica on DMC. DMC desperately tries for the ropes. The crowd is cheering for him to reach the ropes. Y2A pulls back harder, but DMC still refuses to give up. DMC slowly drags himself and reaches the ropes to break the hold. The ref pushes Y2A away and allows DMC to get up. Just then, HFK's music blasts through the arena. HFK is seen strutting down to the ring. He get in and looks at both men. Both men are confused and just stare at him. HFK then wink and smiles at Y2A before he turns around and freak chin musics DMC. With that the ref rings the bell and disqualifies Y2A. HFK jumps out of the ring and dances up the stage. He just cost Y2A the championship. Y2A is seen throwing a tantrum in the ring.
Sliffer E VS. Angel - WDWME Women's Championship:
Sliffer enters, then Angel. Sliffer takes the advantage at first, but Angel shows why she's the champion and fights back. Angel hits a variety of moves on Sliffer, including a bulldog. The match continues for a few more minutes. Sliffer now has the upper hand. Angel tries to fight her off, but she soons walks right into Sliffer's scissorkick. Sliffer, however, does to go for the pin. Instead, she goes to work the crowd and then, acting possessed, break dances in the middle of the ring. As she gets up, she's met with a flying kick to the face. Angel then jumps to the top rope and hits Heaven's Light on Sliffer for the win. As Angel celebrates and walks up the ramp, Baby Maker walks down to greet her. Baby offers Angel a Strawberry Daq and offers her hand in friendship. Angel, remembering last week, is reluctant but the crowd wants her to. Angel then agrees and shakes Baby's hand, taking the drink. But of course, Baby kicks her and impregnates her for the second straight week. She then proceeds to dump beer on her before she walks away.
Custodial VS. Crimson Chin:
Chin enters, then Custodial. Both men lock up, Custodial overpowers Chin and throws him to the ground. He tries to attack Chin again but he quickly rolls away. Chin now uses his speed to swiftly dodge Custodial's attacks and strike at certain times. But Custodial is able to grab him at times and hit him. The matches goes on another 5 minutes or so. Chin has Custodial down but Custodial tries to fight back. Custodial tries to spear Chin, but he moves and Custodial ends up tangled in the ropes. With that, Chin runs to the ropes and hits Punchline (619). Chin then goes to the top rope to finish off Custodial when the Jaminator's music plays. The Jaminator is seen on the stage. With Chin distracted, Custodial slams him off the turbuckle and gets the pinfall.
Dream & Drive (of Legacy) VS. MKT & Dark Star for the WDWME Tag-Team Championship:
Legacy enters first, then the champions. The bell rings and the team of Legacy tries to attack the champions but they are abruptly stopped... MKT is using that darn shinning again. Is that legal? Well, it's not a foreign object. Dream and Drive are imobilized, leading to Dark Star hitting both with a double clothesline. MKT then hits a running legdrop on Drive which causes the ring to shake. MKT goes for the pin and gets the win. I dunno but with this shinning, it doesn't seem quite fair.
Venom VS. ADD for the Disney International Title:
Venome enters first, then ADD. Venom attacks ADD and really dominates him. Venom throws ADD all over the ring. It's like he's trying to prove that ADD's title win was a fluke. ADD desperately tries to fight back but Venom's skill is too much. It is almost hard to watch. Venom grabs ADD and hits the Venom Injector. He picks up ADD and hits the Venom Injector again. Venom then pins ADD for the win and the Disney International Title. He really made short work of ADD.
The HeartFreak Kid VS. RPG - WDWME Hardcore Championship:
HFK dances to the ring first, then RPG. The bell rings and HFK continues to dance mocking RPG. But RPG hits him in the head with a steel pan. Somebody forgot this was a hardcore match. RPG, the hardcore veteran, controls the early half of the match, hitting HFK with a variety of moves and weapons. But soon, HFK is able to adapt and although bloodied, fights back. He grabs RPG and hits a slingshot suplex. HFK now has control of the match and places a chair in the middle of the ring. He picks up RPG and vertefreaks him onto the chair. Just then, Y2A runs down the aisle. But DMC is seen runing right after him, he pushes Y2A to the side, and jumps into the ring. DMC attacks HFK. I guess he didn't enjoy being kicked in the face earlier on. DMC hits the Time Splitter on HFK, only to turn around and be smacked with a chair by Y2A. Y2A celebrates but then has that chair kicked into his face by RPG. RPG then jumps onto the top rope and hits his frogsplash on HFK for the win. The show ends with RPG posing over the fallen HFK, DMC, and Y2A... lotta abbreviations.
Y2A VS. DMC - WDWME Heavyweight Championship:
Y2A enters first, then the champion. Y2A immediately attacks DMC upon his entrance into the ring. He stomps DMC to the ground and then throws him face-first into the ringpost. Y2A goes to attack him in the corner but DMC kicks him away. With Y2A momentarily distracted, DMC grabs him for the Time Splitter, but Y2A pushes him away. It's fast-paced back and forth action for the next couple minutes. Y2A has DMC in a rear chin lock, but DMC counters it, turning it into the Flux Incapicitor. Y2A, however, lifts DMC out of the hold and hits him with the electric chair drop. Y2A then runs to the ropes and springboards off them for the Mersault but DMC puts his knees in the air, blocking the move. Both men down slowly get up. Y2A gets up first, but DMC grabs him and rolls him into a small package. 1..2.. Y2A kicks out. Y2A then hits DMC with a cheapshot from behind. Y2A whips DMC into the ropes. On the return, DMC ducks Y2A's attack and tries to kick him but Y2A grabs his leg in mid-air. DMC then tries to hit an enziguri but Y2A grabs the other leg as well. With both legs, Y2A then applies the Dams of Atlantica on DMC. DMC desperately tries for the ropes. The crowd is cheering for him to reach the ropes. Y2A pulls back harder, but DMC still refuses to give up. DMC slowly drags himself and reaches the ropes to break the hold. The ref pushes Y2A away and allows DMC to get up. Just then, HFK's music blasts through the arena. HFK is seen strutting down to the ring. He get in and looks at both men. Both men are confused and just stare at him. HFK then wink and smiles at Y2A before he turns around and freak chin musics DMC. With that the ref rings the bell and disqualifies Y2A. HFK jumps out of the ring and dances up the stage. He just cost Y2A the championship. Y2A is seen throwing a tantrum in the ring.
Sliffer E VS. Angel - WDWME Women's Championship:
Sliffer enters, then Angel. Sliffer takes the advantage at first, but Angel shows why she's the champion and fights back. Angel hits a variety of moves on Sliffer, including a bulldog. The match continues for a few more minutes. Sliffer now has the upper hand. Angel tries to fight her off, but she soons walks right into Sliffer's scissorkick. Sliffer, however, does to go for the pin. Instead, she goes to work the crowd and then, acting possessed, break dances in the middle of the ring. As she gets up, she's met with a flying kick to the face. Angel then jumps to the top rope and hits Heaven's Light on Sliffer for the win. As Angel celebrates and walks up the ramp, Baby Maker walks down to greet her. Baby offers Angel a Strawberry Daq and offers her hand in friendship. Angel, remembering last week, is reluctant but the crowd wants her to. Angel then agrees and shakes Baby's hand, taking the drink. But of course, Baby kicks her and impregnates her for the second straight week. She then proceeds to dump beer on her before she walks away.
Custodial VS. Crimson Chin:
Chin enters, then Custodial. Both men lock up, Custodial overpowers Chin and throws him to the ground. He tries to attack Chin again but he quickly rolls away. Chin now uses his speed to swiftly dodge Custodial's attacks and strike at certain times. But Custodial is able to grab him at times and hit him. The matches goes on another 5 minutes or so. Chin has Custodial down but Custodial tries to fight back. Custodial tries to spear Chin, but he moves and Custodial ends up tangled in the ropes. With that, Chin runs to the ropes and hits Punchline (619). Chin then goes to the top rope to finish off Custodial when the Jaminator's music plays. The Jaminator is seen on the stage. With Chin distracted, Custodial slams him off the turbuckle and gets the pinfall.
Dream & Drive (of Legacy) VS. MKT & Dark Star for the WDWME Tag-Team Championship:
Legacy enters first, then the champions. The bell rings and the team of Legacy tries to attack the champions but they are abruptly stopped... MKT is using that darn shinning again. Is that legal? Well, it's not a foreign object. Dream and Drive are imobilized, leading to Dark Star hitting both with a double clothesline. MKT then hits a running legdrop on Drive which causes the ring to shake. MKT goes for the pin and gets the win. I dunno but with this shinning, it doesn't seem quite fair.
Venom VS. ADD for the Disney International Title:
Venome enters first, then ADD. Venom attacks ADD and really dominates him. Venom throws ADD all over the ring. It's like he's trying to prove that ADD's title win was a fluke. ADD desperately tries to fight back but Venom's skill is too much. It is almost hard to watch. Venom grabs ADD and hits the Venom Injector. He picks up ADD and hits the Venom Injector again. Venom then pins ADD for the win and the Disney International Title. He really made short work of ADD.
The HeartFreak Kid VS. RPG - WDWME Hardcore Championship:
HFK dances to the ring first, then RPG. The bell rings and HFK continues to dance mocking RPG. But RPG hits him in the head with a steel pan. Somebody forgot this was a hardcore match. RPG, the hardcore veteran, controls the early half of the match, hitting HFK with a variety of moves and weapons. But soon, HFK is able to adapt and although bloodied, fights back. He grabs RPG and hits a slingshot suplex. HFK now has control of the match and places a chair in the middle of the ring. He picks up RPG and vertefreaks him onto the chair. Just then, Y2A runs down the aisle. But DMC is seen runing right after him, he pushes Y2A to the side, and jumps into the ring. DMC attacks HFK. I guess he didn't enjoy being kicked in the face earlier on. DMC hits the Time Splitter on HFK, only to turn around and be smacked with a chair by Y2A. Y2A celebrates but then has that chair kicked into his face by RPG. RPG then jumps onto the top rope and hits his frogsplash on HFK for the win. The show ends with RPG posing over the fallen HFK, DMC, and Y2A... lotta abbreviations.
Steamboat_Kevin
Well-Known Member
Hey! I want to be included again!
This time, instead of Uter, I'll be the Hammering Nerd!
YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE! And then I'm gonna use you as my POCKET PROTECTORS!
This time, instead of Uter, I'll be the Hammering Nerd!
YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE! And then I'm gonna use you as my POCKET PROTECTORS!
Legacy
Well-Known Member
*DESIRE is sitting backstage, a frown across his face. DREAM and DRIVE come stomping back. DRIVE, abviously ed at the loss, punches a locker door. The door smashes, and the locker is literally pushed back into the the wall.*
DRIVE- What the h*ll was that?
DREAM- I have never felt so robbed before.
DRIVE- I swear if I ever get my hands on that pompous, super-natural freak I will-
*DESIRE raises his hand and both of his Legacy comrades stop talking as they are lifted off the floor.*
DRIVE- What are you doing, Desire?
*DESIRE says nothing*
DREAM- Desire?
*DESIRE lets them down. They look at each other confused, before jumping at DESIRE pounding fist on a nearby crate, shattering it into peices.*
DESIRE- That little hack!
DRIVE- Desire... what are you talking about?
DESIRE- MKT figured out how to skirt the program.
*DESIRE seeths*
DREAM- What?
DESIRE- I guess you two should know now. Hold on a second.
*DESIRE moves over to a light switch and flips it off. The room goes dark. When the lights come back on, Legacy is in a dirty, metallic room, the hum of machinery loud in their ears. DREAM and DRIVE glance around confused, while DESIRE moves towards them with a sense of purpose.*
DRIVE- Where are we?
DESIRE- The real world.
DREAM- What the h*ll?
DESIRE- WDWME isn't real. It's a computer program, like a game. MKT discovered this and realized that he could do what he wanted by bending the rules. The two of you already do it to a small extent, but you do not conciously do it, that is why it is not to that extreme. We can fix this though.
*DESIRE flips the lights back off, when they come back on Legacy is backstage once again.*
DESIRE- Let's go to the ring...
DRIVE- What the h*ll was that?
DREAM- I have never felt so robbed before.
DRIVE- I swear if I ever get my hands on that pompous, super-natural freak I will-
*DESIRE raises his hand and both of his Legacy comrades stop talking as they are lifted off the floor.*
DRIVE- What are you doing, Desire?
*DESIRE says nothing*
DREAM- Desire?
*DESIRE lets them down. They look at each other confused, before jumping at DESIRE pounding fist on a nearby crate, shattering it into peices.*
DESIRE- That little hack!
DRIVE- Desire... what are you talking about?
DESIRE- MKT figured out how to skirt the program.
*DESIRE seeths*
DREAM- What?
DESIRE- I guess you two should know now. Hold on a second.
*DESIRE moves over to a light switch and flips it off. The room goes dark. When the lights come back on, Legacy is in a dirty, metallic room, the hum of machinery loud in their ears. DREAM and DRIVE glance around confused, while DESIRE moves towards them with a sense of purpose.*
DRIVE- Where are we?
DESIRE- The real world.
DREAM- What the h*ll?
DESIRE- WDWME isn't real. It's a computer program, like a game. MKT discovered this and realized that he could do what he wanted by bending the rules. The two of you already do it to a small extent, but you do not conciously do it, that is why it is not to that extreme. We can fix this though.
*DESIRE flips the lights back off, when they come back on Legacy is backstage once again.*
DESIRE- Let's go to the ring...
Legacy
Well-Known Member
*The lights come down, and Legacy's blue pulse fills the arena. The rumble, and the lights come back up with Legacy in the ring. DESIRE has a mic and DRIVE and DREAM look very angry.*
DESIRE (screaming into the mic)- MKT!
*Nothing*
DESIRE- MKT!
*Still nothing*
DESIRE- You leave me no choice... ROB!
*Immediately the arena begins to shake. MKT comes flying through the entry way and travels around the arena. Legacy stands in the ring and watches the dizzying display, frustrated at the fact that MKT will not come down.*
DESIRE- Screw the rules!!!
*All three members of Legacy take flight, and before long DRIVE is slamming MKT into the middle of the ring. MKT lays stunned at the fact that this group as developed the same power he prides himself on. Legacy lands.*
DESIRE- MKT... I... Desire... challenge you to a match.
MKT (stammering)- J... J... Just you?
DESIRE- Just me, for the belts.
MKT- A singles match for the tag belts?...
DESIRE- Yes...
MKT- O... Okay...
DESIRE- And with one stipulation.
MKT- What?
DESIRE- Real World...
*A look of horror crosses MKT's face with these words.*
DESIRE- That is right, no shinning.
*MKT tries to say something, but his face falls. He weakly nods yes.*
DESIRE- See you next Thursday.
*Legacy takes flight and soars out of the arena in light. After a few moments, MKT stands and walks out of the arena.*
DESIRE (screaming into the mic)- MKT!
*Nothing*
DESIRE- MKT!
*Still nothing*
DESIRE- You leave me no choice... ROB!
*Immediately the arena begins to shake. MKT comes flying through the entry way and travels around the arena. Legacy stands in the ring and watches the dizzying display, frustrated at the fact that MKT will not come down.*
DESIRE- Screw the rules!!!
*All three members of Legacy take flight, and before long DRIVE is slamming MKT into the middle of the ring. MKT lays stunned at the fact that this group as developed the same power he prides himself on. Legacy lands.*
DESIRE- MKT... I... Desire... challenge you to a match.
MKT (stammering)- J... J... Just you?
DESIRE- Just me, for the belts.
MKT- A singles match for the tag belts?...
DESIRE- Yes...
MKT- O... Okay...
DESIRE- And with one stipulation.
MKT- What?
DESIRE- Real World...
*A look of horror crosses MKT's face with these words.*
DESIRE- That is right, no shinning.
*MKT tries to say something, but his face falls. He weakly nods yes.*
DESIRE- See you next Thursday.
*Legacy takes flight and soars out of the arena in light. After a few moments, MKT stands and walks out of the arena.*
*mkt flies to his lair*
I MUST FIND A WAY....
I KNOW!!!
*FLIES TO DESIRE*
mkt: DESIRE! SHOW YOURSELF!
desire: WHAT NOW.. ROB
*mkt blinks*
mkt: I can't use my shinning. Fine. But it wouldn't be a fair fight if you have no hands
*desire looks down, and sees a head of lettuce in place of each of his hands*
desire: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
*mkt tosses ranch dressing at desire*
mkt: see you thursday
*mkt flies away*
I MUST FIND A WAY....
I KNOW!!!
*FLIES TO DESIRE*
mkt: DESIRE! SHOW YOURSELF!
desire: WHAT NOW.. ROB
*mkt blinks*
mkt: I can't use my shinning. Fine. But it wouldn't be a fair fight if you have no hands
*desire looks down, and sees a head of lettuce in place of each of his hands*
desire: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
*mkt tosses ranch dressing at desire*
mkt: see you thursday
*mkt flies away*
