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[brkgnews]

That's pretty brutal.

...and accurate. :lookaroun :lol: Of course then again, most of you have never met ME. :lookaroun

 

[Gucci65]

no...I am saying that most guys are dicks and that she is probably more likely to win the lotto than find a good one.

which reminds me........I need to buy a lottery ticket on the way home tonight!:ROFLOL:

DD heads to college in 1 yr, so maybe I can quit buying lotto tix and jump into the dating game again.

 

[One Lil Spark]

5 Reasons why I'm your top choice: (in descending order, so don't skip to the bottom)

5) I graduated College with a 3.098 GPA (and only cheated on 3 tests, that's less than 1 per year on average)

4) I make more money than 99% of all homeless men in America

3) I kicked my compulsive gambling habit nearly 2 years ago

2) I once came in first place in a beer pong tournament

1) 3 years ago I rode Space Mountain 19 times in a row- just because I felt like it.

Ladies, let's not all PM me at once. I hate it when my inbox gets backed up.

This list is amazing. In fact, I may have a shirt made of this list and send it to you so you can broadcast it for the world to see. :lol:

You get a gold star for effort. I love it! (By the way, I too have come in first place in a beer pong tourney in college. I'm also two time reigning champ in two fantasy football leagues and a pick 'em league. Lovesit. Although I gambled in those leagues and won so I might not be good for your recovering addiction. )

My dearest Jennifer... if wishes were stars, you would see a galaxy laying itself out before you in an azure sky. The glow cast downward from the star-filled heavens would make the spires of Cinderella Castle would gleam and glisten like the eyes of a young child meeting Mickey for the first time. As Tinker Bell takes flight, her pixie dust pales in comparison to the glow shared between our two souls... for we know we have found true magic in each other's hearts. And yet, I know that there is another man in your life, and his name is EPCOT. Still, I press onward with this undying affection, bound to do whatever it takes to make you happy. For if you can dream it, together we can do it. And as a new day dawns, we'll go on... moving forward now as one.

That doing anything for ya? :lookaroun

:lol:

Ohhh Jackie...

You are the Sonny Eclipse to my Space Angels. The "Look Ma! I'm flying! Why don't YOU try?" to my Horizons. The "Electron beams and crystal prisms, gyroscopes and mangetisms HOLY CRAP!" to my Journey into Imagination. The Figment to my Dreamfinder. The Energy to make my world go 'round. The tiny little seed that's reaching up to meet my needs. The Captain EO to my Hooter. The Buzzy to my Cranium Command. The speed tunnel to my World of Motion. And my hope is that one day we can make Tomorrow's Child. :lookaroun :lol:

Do anything for YOU? :drevil:

no...I am saying that most guys are dicks and that she is probably more likely to win the lotto than find a good one.

At least you're honest!

*Goes out to buy five $1 scratch off tickets. I'm feeling lucky...*

Where's Brian? He's pretty picky when it comes to the guys I date/like. He'd be able to weed out the winners for me.

Ohhh Briiiiiaaaaannnn...?

 

[brkgnews]

... The Captain EO to my Hooter...

Marry Me. :lookaroun



Or at least send me a PM. :lol:

 

[RyanS]

I'm a gentleman and hopeless romantic surrounded by beasts and harlots.

 

[maggiegrace1]

5 Reasons why I'm your top choice: (in descending order, so don't skip to the bottom)

5) I graduated College with a 3.098 GPA (and only cheated on 3 tests, that's less than 1 per year on average)

4) I make more money than 99% of all homeless men in America

3) I kicked my compulsive gambling habit nearly 2 years ago

2) I once came in first place in a beer pong tournament

1) 3 years ago I rode Space Mountain 19 times in a row- just because I felt like it.

Ladies, let's not all PM me at once. I hate it when my inbox gets backed up.

:sohappy:
Lovesit!

My dearest Jennifer... if wishes were stars, you would see a galaxy laying itself out before you in an azure sky. The glow cast downward from the star-filled heavens would make the spires of Cinderella Castle would gleam and glisten like the eyes of a young child meeting Mickey for the first time. As Tinker Bell takes flight, her pixie dust pales in comparison to the glow shared between our two souls... for we know we have found true magic in each other's hearts. And yet, I know that there is another man in your life, and his name is EPCOT. Still, I press onward with this undying affection, bound to do whatever it takes to make you happy. For if you can dream it, together we can do it. And as a new day dawns, we'll go on... moving forward now as one.

That doing anything for ya?

:lol:

It did for me..:wave::lookaroun

no...I am saying that most guys are dicks and that she is probably more likely to win the lotto than find a good one.

Sexy and honest...LOVE YOU!
]

Ohhh Jackie...

You are the Sonny Eclipse to my Space Angels. The "Look Ma! I'm flying! Why don't YOU try?" to my Horizons. The "Electron beams and crystal prisms, gyroscopes and mangetisms HOLY CRAP!" to my Journey into Imagination. The Figment to my Dreamfinder. The Energy to make my world go 'round. The tiny little seed that's reaching up to meet my needs. The Captain EO to my Hooter. The Buzzy to my Cranium Command. The speed tunnel to my World of Motion. And my hope is that one day we can make Tomorrow's Child. :lookaroun :lol:

Do anything for YOU? :drevil:

Once again..it did for me..:kiss:

 

[brkgnews]

I'm a gentleman and hopeless romantic surrounded by beasts and harlots.

No need to brag about it.


:ROFLOL:

 

[RyanS]

Oh I'm not bragging, and I meant where I am physically, not here. I have no reasons to brag about anything.

 

[One Lil Spark]

Oh I'm not bragging, and I meant where I am physically, not here. I have no reasons to brag about anything.

Oh, okay, I was going to say I'm not doing anything to be a harlot! (Maybe if I was, I'd not be single... :lol: )

Jackie! :kiss:

Dana! :kiss:x2

 

[primetime52]

You get a gold star for effort. I love it! (By the way, I too have come in first place in a beer pong tourney in college. I'm also two time reigning champ in two fantasy football leagues and a pick 'em league. Lovesit. Although I gambled in those leagues and won so I might not be good for your recovering addiction. )

OMG!! I think we were seperated at birth. That paragraph pretty much tells the rest of my life story (the parts that weren't included in my list).

I still gamble on fantasy football as well. IMO, gambling with friends doesn't count as gambling. Gambling is only really gambling when it A) involves casinos or B) involves heavyset men from North Jersey who break your legs when you get behind on payments.

 

[speck76]

My name is Ashley and I like men with $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$


ooooh....and I think I can sing

what?

 

[primetime52]

what?

That's a photo of the "call girl" that former NY Governor Elliot Spitzer ruined his entire career and possibly his life for. She's definitely extremely attractive but is she really worth $5,000 per session? Spitzer obviously needs to work on his bargaining skills. Next we're gonna find out that he payed $42,000 for a 1998 Jeep Cherokee with 108,000 miles on it.

 

[bhg469]

Bump... cause im single now even though the ex and i are still going to WDW together in August LOL. just turned 29 and have a computer job in the health care industry. I like to race fast cars and get shot down by even faster women!