WDWMagic Bar-Room Brawl 2: Electric Bargaloo!

[Fun2BFree]

*Sets up a Rube Goldberg machine to release nuclear weapons upon the bar whenever someone puts a quarter in the jukebox*

*Runs several miles away and laughs*

 

[ndiniz]

*Goes into bar, rube Goldberg machine starts, the bar gets destroyed!*

*Sets up a new bar, patiently waits for someone to come in*

 

[WDWmazprty]

*Looks around and wonders what kind of nonsense has been going on in here since I've been on vacation*

*Nuke everyone and everything to get a fresh start*

 

[Disneyson 1]

*iz bored to TEARS*

 

[WDWmazprty]

*Takes Disneyson and injects him with liquid nitrogen*

*His tears are now frozen hard along with the rest of his body*

*Takes Disneyson and drops him from Summit Plummet*

*He shatters like glass on the ground below*

 

[EPCOTPluto]

 

[Disneyson 1]

*WDWmazprty slips while shoving Disneyson and falls down Summet Plummet, into the before-placed spikes and onto the shards of Disneyson*

 

[WDWmazprty]

*I start to reform ala T1000*

*Runs away to Typhoon Lagoon*

 

[WDWmazprty]

*Arrives at Typhoon Lagoon, and no one is around*

*Looks for some rum*

 

[ndiniz]

*Grabs EPCOTPluto and spins him/her in the teacups* *Turns the speed all the way up*

 

[ndiniz]

*is surprised that no one's posted anything in this thread for almost a whole week, and decides to go into the tea cups*

 

[WDWmazprty]

*Deploys hidden blades on the inside of the teacups as they spin*

*ndiniz gets slices into thin pieces*

 

[ndiniz]

*Grabs WDWmazprty and throws WDWmazprty into the typhoon lagoon*

 

[EPCOTPluto]

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[Disneyson 1]

*Lures Pluto outside with a churro*

*Sizable anvil falls on his head*

 

[EPCOTPluto]

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[WDWmazprty]

*Wakes up from hypersleep ready to destroy all enemis*

*Releases poisonous gases into the parks to kill anything living immediatley*

:lookaroun

 

[EPCOTPluto]

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[Disneyson 1]

Watches as the decoy churro-sticks-of-dynamite make EPCOTPluto's intestines explode...

... and now that food poisoning's starting to work...

 

[EPCOTPluto]

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