Well, first of all, you should always love yourself.
I think you missed the point, and words in back and white on your screen, of the 23,000 posts that I've written here.
Let's take a step back and look at this logically, from a customer relations standpoint-
We all know resort fees exist at most vacation destination hotels/resorts. We pay them, begrudgingly, but pay bc it's the norm. They all include some total bs "services/amenities" etc. They've all been there for several years, OR they've created a new "included service" before they rolled out the fee.
The OP said there will be nothing additional included in the fee. Why would any business do that? It's a horrible decision that would create more backlash than the revenue it would generate, it's the opposite of everything that they advertise. It wouldn't be worth it. A ton of people would be complaining every single day. I have to believe that the executives of WDW are a little more aware than to make such a bad decision. They'd have to include something additional to justify the fee.