WDW Play on Words - Fun for Everyone!

Gregory

New Member
I guess this isn't exactly WDW, but its still a play on Disney words... These are from "Disney's House of Mouse"...

Hi! I'm waiter and I'll be your Goofy tonight. Now, let me tell you our specials, we have Breadknobs and Fishsticks, Pita Pan, Cruella De Veal, Peg-Leg Pizza, Never Never Lamb, Stromboli Ravioli and Pocahummus.
 

SpongeScott

Well-Known Member
Originally posted by Don L Duck
Back in May someone told a joke about the Titanic and Cinco De Mayo .
It was such an elaborate joke it had some people thinking it was real.
I can't find the thread or the writer responsible, but if you can find it check it out and post it here it's preety clever and funny.
That was me. It was in mkt's mayo thread. I'll see if I can find it.
 

Don L Duck

New Member
Originally posted by SpongeScott
That was me. It was in mkt's mayo thread. I'll see if I can find it.
Yep, your right Sponge it was in the mayo thread.
I did not know that it was you man, that was a real clever story.
 

SpongeScott

Well-Known Member
Here it is, with kudos going to my brother for sending it to me.


In the entire 3 hour Titanic movie, they never mentioned this: Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellman's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the "Titanic" was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery to Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after New York.

The people of Mexico, who were crazy about the stuff, were eagerly awaiting delivery and were disconsolate at the loss. So much so that they declared a National Day of mourning...which they still observe today. It is known, of course, as...


sinko de Mayo
 

WDWspider

New Member
Original Poster
Originally posted by SpongeScott
Here it is, with kudos going to my brother for sending it to me.


In the entire 3 hour Titanic movie, they never mentioned this: Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellman's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the "Titanic" was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery to Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after New York.

The people of Mexico, who were crazy about the stuff, were eagerly awaiting delivery and were disconsolate at the loss. So much so that they declared a National Day of mourning...which they still observe today. It is known, of course, as...


sinko de Mayo


Waaaaah Waaah Wah! :rolleyes:



:lol: :lol: :lol:

That reminds me of a 70's show called Laugh-in.
 

WDWspider

New Member
Original Poster
Originally posted by SpongeScott

(Can't believe I'm sinking to spider's level :D )

Hmm... Some would say your are rising to my witty sophistication.

Let's talk Whale....

HHHHooooooowwwWWWWaaaahhh AAAAaaaaarrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRrrrreeee YYYYYYYyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuoooooooouuuuuuuUUUUUUUhhhhhh?

:lol:
 

Don L Duck

New Member
Originally posted by WDWspider
Hmm... Some would say your are rising to my witty sophistication.

Let's talk Whale....

HHHHooooooowwwWWWWaaaahhh AAAAaaaaarrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRrrrreeee YYYYYYYyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuoooooooouuuuuuuUUUUUUUhhhhhh?

:lol:
Yes I'm a natural blue

I am watching her stand up routine on HBO right now.
 

Don L Duck

New Member
Originally posted by WDWFREAK53
LMAO...sorry Don...he beat me too it :lol:


WELL,, you know what they say great minds think alike.
I thought for a minute that I sent the PM to the wrong person or somehow he intercepted it. :lol: :lol: :lol:
 

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