WDW Magic Text Adventure!

[imagineer boy]

...He gathers all of his supporters and captures Walt Disney and you. They travel to a distant island by submarine and have a worshipping ceremony. Eisner dresses in a preist outfit ( he looks very bad in it if I do say so my self ) and he gathers with his friends Paul Pressler and Cynthia Harriss. You and Walt are tied to a post. Eisner's supporters watch Eisner left the top from teh Ark and...

 

[FigmentJedi]

just as Eisner lifts the lid, Mickey comes in! He tries to destroy the ark, so it can't be used for evil, but then he is tied up at the post with you and Walt. Eisner proceeds and opens the lid and then....

 

[imagineer boy]

looks in. All that's in it though is dust. Paul Pressler laughs at the dissapionted face Eisner makes. Then, weird spirits wearing Mouse ears fly out of the Ark. They look into the faces of Eisner, Harriss, and Pressler, then... THey have a wardrobe malfunction. Eisner Harriss and Pressler scream in terror. Beams shoot out of the ark and fry the Eisner supporters. The 3 evil executives continue to scream and begin to...

 

[FigmentJedi]

Begin to melt while the Tiki Gods perform their chant. Mickey tells you and Walt to keep your eyes closed because it will be horrible! Then

 

[imagineer boy]

Pressler and Harriss liquidate. Eisner stares at a horrible force that stares him in the eyes and make him swell up. "This is for all of the ride deaths and lay-offs that you are responsible for!!!!" the thing says. Eisner screams loudly and explodes in a cloud of vapor. All of the forces fly back inside the ark. Never to come out again. It's all over. You decide to...

 

[FigmentJedi]

Jesus appears before you and takes the Ark back to heaven. When you return to Anaheim with Walt and Mickey, the Team Disney building is crumbled, and Disney's California Adventure was leveled by an eruption of Mount Doom once the ring fell in(at the very moment Eisner melted.) There are still a small amount of Orcs, but many of them perished in battle. Good finally triumphed and now you, Walt and the others banish the orcs, and begin to rebuild Disney to it's former prosperity. Eisner is finally gone and everyone celebrates the victory. It seems that a happy ending has been found, but the adventure will continue for you in new locales, facing new enemies. And even though Eisner,Harris,and Pressler have been banished to the depths of hell, who knows if they might have the slightest chance of escaping. You then.....

 

[FigmentJedi]

are travelling in the bad part of Las Angeles. Underneath a bridge, a troll voodoo ceremony is underway. CoraJack is using her voodoo troll magic to bring Eisner back from the dead and infuse him with all the powers of evil to make him invincible! A mighty explosion occurs from her cauldron, and the demonic spirit rises and calls on the power of all the forces of evil, absorbing it into himself. CoraJack of course goes in, and Eisner is almost complete, having also absorbed all of his evil army from before, even those who were killed. Eisner, now is ready for his revenge. You then....

 

[imagineer boy]

roll your eyes and shoot Eisner, there for killing him. Corajack who is insane, runs around smashing her head into things insanely saying that people are following her. You then...

 

[FigmentJedi]

shoot her with a tranquilizer and send her to the crazy house. Eisner's body stirs, and all the evil he absorbed is released back in its original forms, of all the orcs, lawyers, demons, and nasties have returned. You end up using the great Monty Python Military Command..... Run Away!!!! Then..

 

[FigmentJedi]

you find an old warehouse and hide. There, you discover a horrible secret. Eisner, in order to have his grip on Disney forever, donated some DNA to a genetics lab. There, they created clones that had the regenerative abilities of starfish, and the assimilation powers of Agent Smith from the Matrix(turning people into more Agent Smiths.) and now, the project, dubbed Project Hydra, is complete. And the Agent Eisners have been unleashed to lead the resurected evil army and defeat Walt. You.......

 

[FigmentJedi]

race against time to get back to Disneyland to warn Walt, but by the time you get there, the armies of evil have already arrived. They came without warning, and now, many of the good guys are in camps. You come onto Main Street and you see Walt standing in the midst of the mayhem. Agent Eisner steps in and calls on his clones, which means some cool Matrix-y battle is coming. Then....

 

[hypercatmatt]

a baby rabbit laughs wildly in the distance

 

[Dizknee_Phreek]

being the lover of animals Walt is, his army of heavily armed rabbits, deer, ducks, squrriels, alligators, and every other animal found on Disney property gather behind him, ready and willing to risk their lives against the evil Eisner clones!

 

[hypercatmatt]

FORM RANKS!!!! he shouts to his four legged kamakazees.

Sacrifice yourself for my dream!!!!!

THe scared animals stepped foward magestically.........and were shot down in an instant....

Yet one remained....It was the.......

 

[Testtrack321]

The Über Helga of Germany! Her uni-brow scares you and makes you flea in two directions

>North
>Deja Vú

Choose your path.

 

[hypercatmatt]

you go west which isnt an option so u get hit by a magical sausage link named stev. then u get hit by a truck...

 

[FigmentJedi]

God presses the rewind button and goes back to the High Noon scene between Walt and Eisner.
Eisner says"Welcome back, Mr. Disney. We missed you." they run towards each other and then they start flying in the air and fighting ala the Matrix. Meanwhile, a dark shadow decends. It's Dreamfinder's Evil Twin and his ally Nightmare, the evil Twin of Figment. Dreamfinder and Figment prepare for battle and pull out their Keyblades and another battle begins, one for the dominance of Dreams and Nightmares. Then...